The Irrelevant Ohio State/USC Preview

It seems like all the major media outlets have caught on to the fact that there's a big game this weekend, and are all providing borderline excessive previews of this Week Three game (included are a few links for the non-believers/sub-rock citizens). What am I supposed to do? A position-by-position breakdown? The internet beat me to the punch. An article about the prestige of these two teams? They've got it covered. A Beanie Wells update? Check ... check ... check ... check . I want to write something—I have to write something —but it seems like every single angle of this game has been covered. But then it hit me...only the seemingly relevant aspects of this game have been covered. There have got to be some random, completely irrelevant tidbits I can expose, just to complete the absurdity that is the coverage of this game. Turns out, there are:   Ohio State has the edge on games played on September 13. Ohio State is 4-0 in games played on September 13, most ... (link)