The Jinx is in folks: Kitna guarantees another 10 win season for the Lions

 
Another season of NFL football comes to an end, and like clockwork, someone in the Detroit Lions organization does something stupid. Jon Kitna is quickly climbing the ranks of the Lions totem pole of idiocracy, grabbing a firm hold of second place, right behind reigning and irreplaceable moron Matt Millen. The Lions may be coming off their best season since Millen took over, but I don't think I'm alone when I say they're a far cry away from hitting the 10 win mark. I'd be hard pressed to find any Lions fan that even thinks they'll play .500 football in 2008. They've been less than impressive in free agency thus far, addressing one weak point, the secondary, but ignoring the fact that they haven't had a rushing game since Barry retired. I'm sorry, but Tatum Bell and Kevin Jones aren't the answer. The answer lies in a solid offensive line, but apparently drafting wide outs has been more imperative. The firing of Mike Martz is troubling as well. As horrible as the Lions were in the second half of ... [link]

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The Jinx is in, Folks: John Kitna Guarantees Another 10-Win Season for the Lions
Another season of NFL football comes to an end, and like clockwork, someone in the Detroit Lions organization does something stupid. Jon Kitna is quickly climbing the ranks of the Lions totem pole of idiocracy, grabbing a firm hold of second place, ...