"The Man" Angered By Obama: College Football and Sylvester Croom Pay The Price

President-elect Barack Obama asked the American people for change, and they accepted. Then he asked for a BCS Playoff system, which just went too damn far: “I think it is about time we had playoffs. I’m fed up with these computer rankings and this and that and the other. Get eight teams—the top eight teams right at the end. You got a playoff.” This angered The Man quite a bit. If you do not know what The MAN , it is an underground network of white business men with superhero powers, lots of money, and ultimate power over everything. Actually, never mind the money part, the US economy is in the tank— The Man relies on Nazi gold, and diamonds from  Sierra Leone and  Angola to fund his corrupt agenda. Already fed up with the comparisons between Obama and JFK, The MAN decided against an assassination plot (although one is drawn up, just in case.) Instead, he began pulling some strings in one of his most prized commodities: NCAA DIVISION I ... (link)