The Official Answer to Why Stuart Scott's Eye is Jacked Up

Last night on SportsCenter, Stuart Scott played presidential candidate Barack Obama one on one in hoops. Stuart got worked by a guy who looked like he had worse hips then Bo Jackson, then he was licking Obama's huevos, and kept saying nice shot. Stuart, forget that you are playing one the most famous people in the world—compete. Also, Stuart, Obama only has a left—force him right and rip him. Just because he will probably be living in the White House doesn't mean you have to lay down. If I were playing Obama, I would lock him up on defense.  After I blocked his weak floater, I would go Dikembe Mutombo and wag my finger in his face. Then, when I had the rock, I would: 1.) Post him up. 2.) Drop step on him. 3.) Elbow him in the chest 4.) Score 5.) Tell him to get his weak game off the court and fix our country's economy, so I can afford to lose more three team parlays on college football.   Now to the point of this article. I have the answer as to why Stuart ... (link)