The Verizon Guy and Kelvin Sampson: Long Lost Twins

 
You've probably seen a nice picture of Kelvin Sampson floating around the internet—so far I've seen it on thermocaster.com and sportsyenta.blogspot.com, and it's from boilersports.com.  If you take a look at the picture, he looks like a slightly heavier version of the Verizon guy, doesn't it?    Close enough for me. And the whole cell phone thing makes the long lost twins argument all the more believable.  Oh no I didn't.  Oh yes I did. While we're at it... I've noticed some other long lost twins that need to be reunited...   Katie Couric and Steve Nash Similar hair styles. Couric made the wrong career move from NBC to CBS and Nash made the wrong one from Dallas to Phoenix.   Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Barack Obama Even their voices sound eerily similar. Wouldn't it be great to hear a big, loud "If you can smeeeeeeeeeell... what the Barack... is cookin!" Or maybe a "Hillary, what do you think ... [link]

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