Tom Brady Suspended for Using Gang Signs (Humor)

Casual observers might think he was pointing to Moss and himself, but Roger Goodell knows better. "Obviously that is a signal that Tom Brady supports the Crips," explained Goodell. "The schnizzle is, although the Patriots have splotches of red, most of their uniform is blue.  Obviously, he is implying that he and his 'homey' Moss have the Crips' backs, yo." Others have expressed shock that the suburb-born Brady is a gang banger. According to Jemele Hill of ESPN, Brady is just overcompensating for years of bigotry.  "His swing from posters of Hitler to Tupac Shakur can be expected as he tries, but eventually fails, to be black," said Hill. Mark Schlereth pointed out that no Bronco ever supported the Crips and called for the commissioner to suspend Brady for a year. Deion Sanders pointed out on NFL network that Brady was just an unfortunate, white, suburb kid trying to be cool. Deion's stance was laughed at by Steve Young. "Anyone can be a good QB knowing you got the Crips on ... (link)