Tony Romo Sidelined by Chipped Tooth, Paper Cut

Cowboys Quarterback, Tony Romo, has reportedly sustained new injuries that could sideline him for a few weeks.  These injuries extend what has been a difficult year for Romo, who injured his pinkie finger earlier in the season. "My pinkie injury was very painful," Romo said on a conference call. "After all, it is one of the body's most vital organs.  These new injuries just frustrate me even more." Romo's new injuries include a chipped incisor tooth and a violent paper cut.  Apparently, Romo chipped his tooth when he grew impatient while eating a jawbreaker.  According to his doctor, he was very lucky. "You should never bite into a jawbreaker," Said Dr. Vandelay. "He is lucky his injury wasn't worse.  He could have easily broken his jaw." Romo later got a paper cut on his right index finger.  According to Romo, his family is particularly susceptible to paper cuts.  "It isn't the worst paper cut I have gotten, but it is at least a centimeter long," Romo ... (link)