Unsurprising Opening Day Performances

Picture: The only positive moment in Kerry Wood's Career Kerry Wood (1.0 Innings Pitched, 1 K, 1 BB, 3 ER) - I got a good hearty laugh when he was drafted in my fantasy leagues and the drafter responded with “You’ll be eating your words at the end of the season.” Problem is, they say that every year. I don’t know which gives me more of a sick sense of satisfaction: Kerry Wood obviously going to blow for the season (Read: Career) or the Cubs obviously not going to make the playoffs. You know it’s a bad yeah when Craig Counsell can score a GW run on you. Eric Gagne (Identical to Wood except one more hit and 1 HR) - Which brings me to the other side of the coin. It’s like Kerry Wood’s doppelganger except at least Gagne was good for more than one season. If I could sum up the “battle” these two had in the 9th inning with one word it would have to be “underwhelming” or “hilarious.” Billy Butler ( .200, 0 R, 0 ... [link]