When Will the New York Jets Win?

 
You all know that the New York Jets stink so much they can't get the ball off their chests, but the real question for Jets fans is: Should I stay with the Jets? The answer is definitely NO! The Jets are expected to go to the Super Bowl in 40 years, and I urge you to choose a different team quick or else you will be stuck with the Jets for life. The way I see it is that global warming will kill us all before the Jets will get to the playoffs. It all relies on Tom Brady and the other good players; when they leave the Jets don't have as much competition, but still will suck! New York will be so far behind every season they will get all the good draft picks and be on the top in an estimated 40 years. The whole team relies on Laveranues Coles! Whether Kellen Clemens should play is not is not what Jets fans need to worry about; they should worry about how long is Coles is going to stay with the Jets. Coles deserves much more credit because he has to work with the Jets—he is underpaid and should leave as ... [link]

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Jets' compromise for Coles: final $11M guaranteed

The New York Jets have guaranteed the $11 million remaining on the final two years of receiver Laveranues Coles' contract, a league source said Friday.
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Jets offer Contract Extension to Wideout Laveranues Coles

The New York Jets and wide receiver Laveranues Coles have reached a contract extension, adding either two or three years, and allowing Coles to retire as a Jet. The financial terms are not yet available. He entered the off-season two years left on his $11 million contract. As reported by the NY Post : Coles earlier this offseason was critical of the Jets because he felt they were not going ...
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Rather than giving Coles extension, Jets guarantee rest of contract - NFL

The New York Jets have guaranteed the $11 million remaining on the final two years of receiver Laveranues Coles ' contract, a league source said Friday. Coles had been seeking a contract extension, but guaranteeing the remaining two years is an ...
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