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Why Warren Sapp Retired and Joined CBS's Studio Show (Humor)

 

Published 8/21/2008 by William Berry at Bleacher Report - NFL

Yesterday Warren Sapp admitted he retired before having to face the Patriots. "Before Super Bowl XXXVIII I called out Russ Hochstein.  Man, I didn't think I'd ever have to face him.  I'd rather face Tony Kornheiser or Michael Wilbon.  Heck, the guy will put me on my big backside," said Sapp. "You know Bill Belichick would put him in once to face me.  Being a studio commentator means I can talk out of my big butt and no one will call me on it, except that jerk Boomer Esiason.  I could really sack him." (link)

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