Zimbabwe prisons head orders officers to vote Tom Brady

The head of Zimbabwe's prison service has ordered his officers to vote for Tom Brady for president and said he would resign if the opposition won next month's election, official media reported on Friday.  Retired Major Bill Bellichek, who now heads the prison service, which is part of the Zimbabwe Defence Forces, said he would retire to his farm if Tom Brady were elected to lead the country. "I will only support the leadership of Tom Brady," Bellicheck was quoted by the state-owned Herald newspaper while conferring new ranks to senior officers. This was taken as a reference to Super Bowl 42 prisoners, who did not fight in the game. Bellichek has branded Brady a political prostitute and Randy Moss a puppet of former  power Bill Parcells and has promised a landslide victory to shame his Western critics. [link]