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Note: MJ is very hungry in this picture
Let's go some chit'in and some chat'in...
carty64 went there and made the Jared Jeffries comparison:
It's also funny that he was trash talking 13 year old 4'10" kids :)
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SmorgasBlog 08.02.08

The Olympics are a short week away... do you know where your pollution mask is?
-- Ken Griffey Jr. wears White Sox now
-- Yankees just "caught" someone in time
-- Manny out of the town after a long run
-- Ron Ron, next to Yao, yes please!
-- MJ, still smacktalking, against 15 year olds...
-- Everyone, pool part-ay at Gil's place!!
-- Got a sports blog? Are you on this list?
-- Hey, take a picture, it last longer, ya perv
-- Carney of the NBA is now Yahoo'ed
-- Going to Europe to watch NBA stars
-- Nasty and BDiddy are like, 2gether 4eva
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Whatchutalkin' bout...
And One is p r e t t y excited...:

China's new black friend.
when you consider the deadly pollution, tibetan oppression and now add in this--they got the olympics how?
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BallHype SmorgasBlog 07.19.08
-- Camby a Clipper, their defense is now 100% better
-- Skeets and Oden unite, finally
-- Hornets gets pockets full of Posey
-- I hope you all got drunk while watching the derby
-- This is your life, Mr. Sports Blogger
-- Josh Hamilton breaks sick record
-- Donaghy calling another ref that many times... yeah... booty call
-- J-Smoove will play for anyone... except you coach
-- Batman and the NFL, a perfect combination
-- Richie Sexson is in da house Yanks
-- Rampage Jackson gets a little lo-co?
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Commenter's Corner

Yumm..
Speakeasy...
JaketheSnake is a hungry hippo:
Ate himself and others out of the league. I still remain convinced that he literally devoured Dajuan Wagner a few years ago.
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BallHype SmorgasBlog 07.12.08
- Blogs mapped by precise calculations; Darwin would totally be like, DAMN SON
-- One dunk. One life. Forever changed
-- Several years later, but the old Dan and Keith are back
-- It's the Brett Favre game, is he coming back? Guess! Anyone can play!
-- E-Brand is now a Philly-ian
-- For for ya MLB all star boys
-- Shawn Kemp Jr., yeah, his SON, is splashing big plays
-- Joel Kimmel, give him a pen and he'll make magical things happen
-- Utley and Howard is the truths
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Keith Olbermann
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SAS's real face
What do YOU have to say for yourself?!...As opposed to saying something for someone else...
ethanator1088 believes in his ear drums:
"When he's not shouting", said the man that sees the glass half full. :-)
Charlie Rosen is last generation's Steven A. Smith.
I love how his bashing of Baron Davis mentions very little about Davis' ability and focuses more about Davis' personality (or at least Rosen's view of Davis). That Rosen suggests Davis is better off in Golden State instead of LA shows how skewed his view is. ["All things being equal (which they aren't), Davis is better off staying in Golden State where the team is unquestionably his, and where Don Nelson gives him license to shoot."]
But of course Rosen contradicts himself a few paragraphs later: [If the proposed union of Davis and Brand would be amicable, then the Clippers would indeed have the core of a team dynamic enough to mount a serious threat to usurp the Lakers for the top-spot in Tinsel Town as well as in the Western Conference.] Way to go!
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BallHype SmorgasBlog 07.05.08

-- Bye bye Bay Area Boom Dizzle
-- Joe Buck doesn't even know what sports are
-- There Can Only Be One....Brand Logo
-- In a world... where LeBron takes over Jersey...
-- Nothing new, nothing new, Warriors are getting nothing new...
-- McHale's legacy wll be Kevin McHale
-- An NFL player slash photog, now that's just black magic
-- Manny apologizes and gets secretary to note that down
-- But we may not see him do anything with the Sox soon
-- Kerry Wood wants you to meet his two friends
-- Spain vs. Germany, THE FINAL
-- That's one rich 16 year old
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Spain
Germany
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If this doesn't say Fourth Reich I dunno what does
We want your word(sss)...
"Do Your Homework, Hoss" has been given a greenlight for the fall season on CBS. A synopsis:
He looks like an unassuming college student. A middle-aged man heading back to school to learn new skills for a career change. But he's not. He's former Super Bowl champion QB Jeff Hostetler. And he majoring in partying! It's 3rd down and wacky hijinks to go! This fall on CBS!
Sponsored by University of Phoenix.
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BallHype SmorgasBlog 06.28.08

-- When Kazaam goes off, this is what happens
-- A piece of Chad Ford evidence everyone can look back and make fun of him by
-- I wish I had jheri curls...
-- Leitch: "Once more unto the breach, dear friends..." + a dick joke in there somewhere methinks
-- Good players don't necessarily have to come in first...
-- Soccer and basketball unite for a good cause... then they'll blow up the Moon.
-- Tee off a beer can? ppfft, how's a bout a shot glass?
-- Sports Guy pens something in Deadspin, like.. whoa
-- Brook Lopez's profile is going to skyrocket
-- KG's chestpounds, the secrets revealed
-- Joe Morgan says something and someone disagrees.. rinse repeat
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Will Leitch
Bill Simmons
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I don't know what other Apocalypse you're thinking of
We want your word(sss)...
Apparently Stephen A. has been demoted to doing player interviews, instead of working on the main broadcast.
We'll see how ESPN's plan works out. I'm not sure I'd want him interviewing players either.
Tim Legler outsmarted the rest of ESPN's basketball crew? Wow. That's about as likely as Doc Rivers outcoaching Phil Jackson to win an NBA title.
Wait a second...
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BallHype SmorgasBlog 06.21.08

-- Kevin Garnett, you've done it! Hip hop hooray!
-- 8-0?! That's just kicking a little kid's ice cream in his face
-- Play your own home version of: STOP SIGN PROJECTILE! Batteries not included
-- Scal really says: "shut the &*%^ up"
-- KG is still awake. Get that man some Ambien stat
-- Willie Randolph gets the boot
-- J-Stu from The Daily Show chimes in
-- Interesting questions to Jason Cambell for us to all ponder on
-- Switch-hitter vs Switch-pitcher in minor league game. This is SO much better than Aliens vs. Predators 2
-- Slip and Slide on the field
-- Oh they stole a base! And by base I mean: a shit load of money
-- Parellel universes of Wheaties
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BallHype SmorgasBlog 06.14.08
-- Don't you watch The Wire Mr. T.D? Snitching isn't cool!
-- And the mob is clearly watching... waiting...
-- Let's check in with the Curt
-- He's got a home run.. in his pants
-- Mitchell and Ness on this? Obama throwback
-- Looks like people lost money on a race
-- Gotta brush up on our lingo
-- Sports BLOGS. Yes? No? Maybe?
-- Soccer, the newest sports sensation...wait a sec...
-- ...I gotta read up on this Landon Donovan character then
-- Rick Sutcliffe is getting heat on
-- Mark Jackson lobs it hiiigh......aaaaand Van Gundy spikes it!!
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Commenter's Corner

You know, Superman and New York based sports teams are kinda dick-ish.
Chime in with your take...
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BallHype SmorgasBlog 06.07.08

"I'm tickling you!!!"
Oh snap, it's the 06-07-08 connecti-dots!
-- The blog king is dead, long live the blog king!
-- This makes baseball fun to watch
-- Chris Bosh is an entertainment all-star
-- Erin Andrews is her name, blogging about her is the game
-- Sure let's take the word of the writer over a physician
-- Ultimate Lakers vs. Celtics battle. Just as it was foretold in Power Rangers
-- Chad Johnson and Rick Reilly's celebration bitches!
-- NHL's best Cup celebrations
-- Still not the greatest lie involving the Sonics. That honor belongs to Mr. Clay Bennett
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Erin Andrews
Rick Reilly
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They totally spied on the guy last season..
Chime in with your take...
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BallHype SmorgasBlog 05.31.08
-- No more of this flopping around

-- Red even agrees with this, 30 years ago
-- Combo guards, this is your story
-- If only I bought blog stocks
-- Becks got a farrrr goal in. Empty net. Still, farr.
-- Sure, this will slow down your performance
-- Mariah Carey throws like a girl
-- Varejao? Meaning: to waste space on offense. Varejao
-- Rushing the field isn't a good idea
-- Tavarez losses something other than the mind
-- A gay couple gets tossed from a baseball game. For shame. They were looking for steroids too!
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Commenter's Corner

Hmm, Chi-town's finest....
All your comments are belongs to us...(seriously, they're kept here forever)...
Erin,
Actually, I went to college with Batting Stance Guy and he does free throws too, though I argue his Jim Gantner circa 1982 stance from Harvey's Wallbangers is way better than his take on Mark Ivaroni from the stripe.
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BallHype SmorgasBlog 05.24.08

-- Chuck promises not to gamble in the near future. And I promise to believe him in the near future
-- Chad Ford's all knowing mock draft
-- Chris Paul even looks good in graphical form
-- Oh, f-this
-- A list of incredible comebacks
-- Chicago got numero uno in the drafto
-- SNL doing a fine job with the half-face jokery
-- These cleanup hitters sure do suck
-- Batting Stance Guy is interviewed by BallHype Supervisor Girl
-- Double KO
-- Jon Lester gets a no hitter
-- Lions wish they could hit [Discard] on this sucker
-- A plight for Chris Douglas Roberts
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