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Here's Your Hit of the Weekend
banginpanger.com - 16 hours ago
Here's Your Hit of the Weekend
— banginpanger.com — In what can only be described as the only positive thing to come out of Carolina lately, Tim Gleason levels Victor Hedman. It's a nifty little break out by the Ligthning, but that 3rd pass should probably go to a guy that won't just skate directly into the hit. Maybe, but that's just me.V (more) Here's Your Hit of the Weekend

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Wait; so Neids Doesn't Play For Philly?
banginpanger.com - 3 days ago
Wait; so Neids Doesn't Play For Philly?
— banginpanger.com — That's kinda a surprise, considering the [insert adjective of your choice here] douchebags sitting along the dashers. It's inevitable that this will be everywhere, and justly so. It's that funny. Why doesn't shit like this ever happen when I'm watching a game? SoCal cool my northeastern ... (more) Wait; so Neids Doesn't Play For Philly?

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I Guess I'm Precient Too
banginpanger.com - 4 days ago
I Guess I'm Precient Too
— banginpanger.com — Big words. Big words. Can't help but notice how Sidney Crosby got the honor of carrying the Olympic torch yesterday, that's pretty awesome. Then again, so did this lady . Wonder what the hell she did to deserve such an honor? NOTHING. Anyways, I just wanted to take this opportunity to tell you ... (more) I Guess I'm Precient Too

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The Most Underrated
banginpanger.com - 5 days ago
The Most Underrated
— banginpanger.com — Last night, while pregaming for some birthday celebrating action (yeah I turn 24...TODAY), I posed the question to the old Twitter legions; who do you think is the most underrated player in the league right now? Naturally, it was the Caps fans who turned out most; blame Versus I guess, but I ... (more) The Most Underrated

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Some Guys You Just Root For
banginpanger.com - 6 days ago
Some Guys You Just Root For
— banginpanger.com — One of them has to be, absolutely has to be, the career minor leaguer. Listen, we can go on and on about giving up and moving on, some don't, some just can't. Some love the game so much, some have such a desire to just go out every night, no matter where, or for who, and compete, no matter ... (more) Some Guys You Just Root For

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Sometimes You Just Wonder
banginpanger.com - 6 days ago
Sometimes You Just Wonder
— banginpanger.com — ...what the hell people think sometimes. Like say, Georges Laraque. I highly suggest you click here , but not here . Warned you. Now, there was that little hullabaloo with Mr. Laraque and the buxom babes and bottled beverages, which I saw absolutely nothing wrong with. Actually, I saw a lot of ... (more) Sometimes You Just Wonder

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I'm Back; and uh, Here's a Hip Check
banginpanger.com - 7 days ago
I'm Back; and uh, Here's a Hip Check
— banginpanger.com — Since I'm back from my hiatus ventures about Central Pennsylvania mountainsides, which if you followed me on Twitter, you so would've known about, I figured I'd ease back into things with probably my favorite play in hockey; the hipcheck. Granted in this video, Marc Methot gets a little low, but ... (more) I'm Back; and uh, Here's a Hip Check

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Week...End...Outage
banginpanger.com - 12 days ago
Week...End...Outage
— banginpanger.com — Sorry folks, I'm outta town. Off the grid. Outta here. Don't worry, I'll be back soon. XOXOXO, Vance (more) Week...End...Outage

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Here's My Issue
banginpanger.com - 14 days ago
Here's My Issue
— banginpanger.com — Everyone talks about the monster hits lately, but only when there's an injury involved. If Booth gets up and walks away, are we talking about anything other than the kid needs to keep his head up? So I was lookin' for my normal cop out post on a Monday of the weekend's biggest hits, naturally I ... (more) Here's My Issue

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banginpanger.com - 17 days ago
Weekend Debate
— banginpanger.com — I'm sorry I've been so busy to post lately. But here's something to whet your whistle while I'm enjoying The Pennsylvania State University walloping Ohio State this weekend. Right now, RIGHT ABSOLUTELY NOW, who is playing the best hockey in the NHL? Not who has the best talent, who has the most ... (more) Weekend Debate

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The Iowa Chops Strike Again
banginpanger.com - 18 days ago
The Iowa Chops Strike Again
— banginpanger.com — Another day, another Swine Flu outbreak. This time affecting my fantasy team, and of course, that makes it personal. Of course, this means another offensive talent for the B's goes down, so I'm sure they're just absolutely thrilled about it too. David Krecji is the latest to come down with the ... (more) The Iowa Chops Strike Again

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Welcome Back...Nugget
banginpanger.com - 19 days ago
Welcome Back...Nugget
— banginpanger.com — Phil Kessel, erhm, The Burkian Messiah, made his debut last night. Matthias Ohlund, I guess he'd be like, Pontius Pilate, maybe, in this historical allegory, welcomes him back to the world of professional hockey. Except in this story, nobody blames Ohlund for what he did. Oh, and by the way, ... (more) Welcome Back...Nugget

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Brostud's Fight in Numbers
banginpanger.com - 19 days ago
Brostud's Fight in Numbers
— banginpanger.com — Yes, I just made up the word brostud, it's like a mix of frat boy cowards who talk shit when there's like 30 of 'em and 6 of you. Take for example, the New York Rangers. Now usually, the Rangers would be a little too afraid of getting into too much of a ruckus, Gaborik might get hurt, watching. ... (more) Brostud's Fight in Numbers

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You Know It's A New Season When...
banginpanger.com - 21 days ago
You Know It's A New Season When...
— banginpanger.com — ...Phoenix leads the league with only 11 5 on 5 goals against this year. Last season? They finished 27th, with 163. ...Buffalo leads the league with only 24 total goals against this year. Last season? 14th with 229. ...The Detroit Red Wings have a 0% winning percentage...after leading the 1st ... (more) You Know It's A New Season When...

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...and BOOM! Goes that Dynamite.
banginpanger.com - 22 days ago
...and BOOM! Goes that Dynamite.
— banginpanger.com — Marty Reasoner, A) I can't believe you're still in this league, it seems like you've been playing forever, and B) look where you're going, especially when guys like Chris Neil are on the ice. You should know better. Now I think he knows better. That's definitely a "Neil" kinda hit though. ... (more) ...and BOOM! Goes that Dynamite.

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Ok Let's Ask Ourselves This...
banginpanger.com - 28 days ago
Ok Let's Ask Ourselves This...
— banginpanger.com — How much different is Mike Richards hit from this weekend all that different from this "example" provided by the NHL for our viewing pleasure. Yes, I am talking about the Matt Cooke hit. Side by side folks, let's do it. And for the Richards hit? Well, both are late, both come after ... (more) Ok Let's Ask Ourselves This...

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BanginPanger Turns One!
banginpanger.com - 28 days ago
BanginPanger Turns One!
— banginpanger.com — Well over the weekend it did. Since I always stick to my guns and never post on the weekend, I missed it. And so did you. We've come an awful long way since that very first post , met a lot of cool people, and have got into our fair share of pissing matches (and Darren Pang emails), hell even ... (more) BanginPanger Turns One!

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WTF Moments in NHL History: 10/ 21/2009
banginpanger.com - 29 days ago
WTF Moments in NHL History: 10/ 21/2009
— banginpanger.com — I've been far too busy at work to post lately. You know, deadlines n shit. It happens. It happens. But hey, anyone notice the Empire movin' in on American sovereignty? Dude, it's happening. Craig Rivet ain't no Han Solo. Harrison Ford's sooooooooooooooo dreamy. Was. Was dreamy. (more) WTF Moments in NHL History: 10/ 21/2009

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