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Bawful (Not) Doin' Work: Weekend Watch
I can't believe I was alive when this picture was taken. It's Friday! Since the powers that be at ABC decided to no longer celebrate this with Family Matters or Boy Meets World, I guess we're stuck watching basketball. Darn. Hopefully talking about it in the comments of this post will help ...
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Least Best of the Night: November 19, 2009
Note: above image is 23.9% more humorous when accompanied with this sound effect. Amare Stoudemire: If you are wondering how the Suns gave up a fourth quarter lead and lose to the Charlotte Sting Hornets, you can point the finger at Sun Tzu. Amare Stoudemire ended with 23 points, but ...
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Bawful After Dark - November 19, 2009
BAD. Good evening everyone, and welcome to our second night of the BAD feature! (Oh, how I love that acronym) Please take advantage of the comments section to talk about tonight's games, and also we appreciate feedback about what you like and don't like about BAD. We are here to serve you. ...
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My new favorite quote of all time
My new favorite quote of all time
basketbawful.blogspot.com — This has nothing to do with this post, but it was the best picture I found while doing a Google image search for "Ron Artest crazy." Ron Artest, on throwing Trevor Ariza’s shoe in the stands: "Well what happened was…obviously I didn't know his ... (more) My new favorite quote of all time
Taken for granted
Taken for granted
basketbawful.blogspot.com — I know it's hard, but try to enjoy this... Note: Last night at my pickup league, I suffered my 278th busted lip and what might have been a mild concussion (which might explain why I spent the next several hours feeling nauseous and woozy). As a ... (more) Taken for granted
Bawful After Dark - November 18, 2009
Mr. Bawful has empowered me to try something new here and give you guys a quick preview of all the games going on tonight. This way you'll know what to look for when you're watching the games, and so you'll have a place to comment on the action as it's happening or after it's happened. You know, ...
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Worst of the Night: by Doctor Victor Von Doom
Kneel, mortal fools. Hello, fools. I, Victor Von Doom, Doctor, have conquered Basketbawful. I will now provide my own matchless rendition of Worst of the Night. LeBron James: So..."King James" had 31 points and 12 assists. Bah. There is only one true king, and that is Doom. And now James ...
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Worst of the Night: November 16, 2009
Worst of the Night: November 16, 2009
basketbawful.blogspot.com — Clearly this was not what Stephen Jackson had in mind when he said he was "made for the playoffs and championships." Allen Iverson: Three games. The Allen Iverson Experiment in Memphis lasted only three games before Iverson left the team for ... (more) Worst of the Night: November 16, 2009
Worst of the Weekend: Winless Weekend edition
Worst of the Weekend: Winless Weekend edition
basketbawful.blogspot.com — The New Jersey Nyets: The NBA's only winless team remained winless (0-9) after scoring only 72 points on 32 percent shooting against the Magic in Orlando. They have now officially wrested the title of "Worst Team in the League" away from the ... (more) Worst of the Weekend: Winless Weekend edition

Worst of the Night: November 12, 2009 - Shaqtastic Edition
Worst of the Night: November 12, 2009 - Shaqtastic Edition
basketbawful.blogspot.com — Yo momma so ugly she looks like you . Welcome to a Shaqtastic Edition of Worst of the Night! Yes, that's right, the Shaq that's been collecting the "best" "Your Mom" from his 2.5 million Twitter followers for the past month. The Shaq who's been ... (more) Worst of the Night: November 12, 2009 - Shaqtastic Edition
Thursday afternoon man love
This picture of 'Sheed getting caught with his boyfriend was sent in by the great Gergo. This glistening mess of arms, legs and sweaty man love was sent in by the mysterious Mguard. This fun little game of "just the tip" was sent in by the sensational Stephanie G.
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Word of the Day: 20-10-50 guy
Word of the Day: 20-10-50 guy
basketbawful.blogspot.com — Zach ponders the grim certainty of yet another 20-10-50 season. 20-10-50 guy (twen'-te ten fif'-te gi) noun . A professional basketball player who has averaged at least 20 points and 10 rebounds or assists for a single season, and whose team lost ... (more) Word of the Day: 20-10-50 guy
Worst of the Night: November 10, 2009
The mere thought of playing against the Wizards Generals is reason enough for self-man-love to present itself. Note: With Basketbawful himself unavoidably detained, I am making my WotN debut, with Chris chiming in for a couple quotes and providing the usual lacktion report. The Washington ...
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Space aliens...will wonder where humanity went astray.
I don't know what conspiracy has piqued theorists more in the last two decades - crop circles , or the Ewing Frozen Envelope . Then again, how would we know when the world of flattened wheat rarely intersects with that of the Association? Notice I said "rarely," as opposed "never." That's ...
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Worst of the Night: November 9, 2009
Sometimes 146 -- as in points given up -- really is the lonliest number. The Philadelphia 76ers: The Sixers got what seemed like a pretty favorable matchup last night: the Suns on the second game of back-to-backs at the tail end of a five-game Eastern Conference road trip. Phill even built ...
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Worst of the Weekend: No Answer To Be Found Edition
Worst of the Weekend: No Answer To Be Found Edition
basketbawful.blogspot.com — The Washington Wizards: Health isn't the problem for the Wizards this season...they just aren't very good. In fact, they're just plain bad. How bad? Let me put it this way: the Pacers barely shot 40 percent from the field and still bet the Wizards ... (more) Worst of the Weekend: No Answer To Be Found Edition
Worst of the Night: November 5, 2009
And this is the guy who committed the foul... The Cleveland Craboliers: The Crabs -- who were 40-2 in Cleveland last season -- have already lost two home games in four tries this season, despite a) having the reigning MVP and Coach of the Year, and b) adding a former MVP, four-time NBA ...
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Super(man) Worst of the Night Extra
Super(man) Worst of the Night Extra
basketbawful.blogspot.com — Dwight Howard is known as Superman. His biceps have biceps filled with real leprechauns. When he flexes, people die. And yet a skeezy porn star named Mary Carey dissed him for a member of N'Sync. But not Justin Timberlake. She picked this guy . And ... (more) Super(man) Worst of the Night Extra
Pat Morita is in hell, er, Sacramento
Important note: All three of the people in this picture chose to be here. That is all. I received this picture in an e-mail from Basketbawful reader Adrian titled "Mr. Miyagi rues lack of Kings D." Here's what Adrian had to say: I've been a reader for a long time but have never written in, ...
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Worst of the Night: November 4, 2009
Worst of the Night: November 4, 2009
basketbawful.blogspot.com — Grant apparently caught of whiff of something nasty? Ah, it's probably just the standard old man stank. The Phoenix Suns: Sure, they were missing Leandro Barbosa (sore right wrist), but the Magic were minus two former All-Stars: Rashard Lewis ... (more) Worst of the Night: November 4, 2009
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