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If you haven't already heard, the Satterfield/Everson sexual
assault case has already become much uglier. The Press-Citizen
published a letter from the alleged victim's mother to University of Iowa officials on Saturday. Her letter was dated November ...
As you may recall, we posted an article
about the unprecedented flooding ripping through Iowa City and
Cedar Rapids this weekend. The sole purpose of the post was a call for our readers to donate either time or money to the efforts, and to drive ...
The Big Ten as presidential candidates. Plus, Soulja
Bo makes his triumphant return!
Our friend Brian, the owner and purveyor of
mGoBlog , got some new digs over the weekend.
They're very nice, and they have cool new features, like full-fledged comment accounts, a slick new blogroll, and commenter diaries. The first diary ...
Cedar Rapids, Friday We've gotten a few emails
over the past week asking about the floods here
in Iowa. Suffice it to say, all of the BHGP founding fathers are fine, and our homes are dry (save for a little water in the basement of the HS ...
Wait, is that Steve Buscemi's leg? For the
record, we were cautiously terrified of Rich Rodriguez to
Michigan. But we made that calculation back when we thought Rodriguez was a football coach and not, well, a sleazebag. First, RichRod ...
Um, maybe. This move makes no sense and
would make nobody happy. While Iowa fans would be
ambivalent upon his departure, we'd start getting awfully nostalgic when Ferentz is winning his old familiar 9 games in Ann Arbor and Mark Farley's* putting ...
Before her performance at Beaver Stadium, Fergie stops
by to say hi to JoePa.
(Parts 1 , 2 , 3 ) BOY,
TIME TO HIT THE ROAD. IT HAS BEEN A
LONG DAY Have a good evening, Mr. Paterno. May I go home yet? HAVE YOU BOOKED MY RECRUITING FLIGHT YET Sir. For the thousandth time, you cannot recruit Sinbad HIS NAME IS ANDRE ...
You want to fight? I'll fucking fight. Real
cute, Wiz . Thanks Marc . Why am I
not feeling any heat? Why is my job not in danger? Because I'm the Master of Disaster, the Pennsylvania Strangler, the Jackhammer Fuckmachine, Kirk ...
From time to time, we're able to talk
with certain celebrities and college football experts about the
Iowa football program. We feel it always helps a fan's experience and worldview to be exposed to as many viewpoints as possible. To that end, ...
GMX BACK IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER Well, well,
well. My sources tell me you fans may not
be doing your civic duty this fall . Not selling out a game? Not selling out two of them? Did you think I wouldn't notice? Did you think I'd be ...
You might know we here at BHGP are
degenerate drunken plagiarizing gambling addicts. What you may not
know is we have the ear of Big Ten Pope Jim Delaney. When His Holiness wants to send an edict, we're his first call. After ...
Sadly, this is not a repeat. Mr. CBI
himself is back on the internets, taking pictures with
large sums of cash for some reason, and as Pants Pal Eric Page puts it, "that ain't Pell Grant money." Observe: Fat stacks on his face... ...on his ...
Well, that was inevitable : Iowa receiver James
Cleveland and backup quarterback Arvell Nelson have been dismissed
from the team, coach Kirk Ferentz said Thursday. Both were arrested on drug charges last month and had been suspended indefinitely. ...
[Minnesota coach Tim Brewster is walking down the
hall of a Wisconsin high school, talking with the
high school's head coach] ...He runs a 4.6 40, he's a hurdler and a high jumper on the track team, hands soft as a hooker's ...
Dear Philadelphia Cream Cheese, Hey. I just
wanted to say that I really enjoy your product.
For the Tiller family's money, there's nothing like cracking open the foil around a new package on a Sunday morning. Ha! Listen to me. All ...
Tim Brewster, playing with his balls It's midnight
in Minnesota. The football team has won one game
(and lost to such juggernauts as North Dakota State, Florida Atlantic, and Bowling Green). Attendance is at an all-time low. ...
Todd Lickliter found a shooter, and he can't
believe his luck.















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