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Rod Marinelli Is The Best Defensive Coordinator The Bears Knew How To Get A Hold Of
Rod Marinelli Is The Best Defensive Coordinator The Bears Knew How To Get A Hold Of
blogdownchicagobears.com — The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and... booze binge of the weekend. It appears Rod Marinelli will be your defensive coordinator after all. Oh, and Eric Washington and Shane Day are your new defensive line and quarterbacks coaches , too. And ... (more) Rod Marinelli Is The Best Defensive Coordinator The ...
The Near-Impending, Mind-Exploding Return Of That ‘Windy City Flyer’ Fellow
The Near-Impending, Mind-Exploding Return Of That ‘Windy City Flyer’ Fellow
blogdownchicagobears.com — If only because: this is the third anniversary of one of the most depressing days of my... young life, the offseason thus far has been unconvincing, and the decline of the Bears since the 2006 season has been so abrupt, I’m pretty excited to hear today that Devin Hester “ would love ... (more) The Near-Impending, Mind-Exploding Return Of That ‘Windy ...
Dick Jauron Meekly Accepts Eagles Coaching Offer
Dick Jauron Meekly Accepts Eagles Coaching Offer
blogdownchicagobears.com — In dumb coaching moves NOT related to the Bears, the Philly Eagles have done the Angelo &... Co. one better and hired Dick Jauron to be their defensive backs coach for the upcoming season. Well I guess it makes sense cause Jauron was a DB back in his playing days in the 70’s. But ... (more) Dick Jauron Meekly Accepts Eagles Coaching Offer
It’s Likely Hunter Hillenmeyer Will Soon Forget He Donated His Brain To Science
It’s Likely Hunter Hillenmeyer Will Soon Forget He Donated His Brain To Science
blogdownchicagobears.com — “The only way we will truly understand the long-term effects of repetitive head trauma in football is... to study a large group of athletes throughout their lives and then examine their brains following death,” said Dr. Robert Stern , a co-director of the Center [for the Study of ... (more) It’s Likely Hunter Hillenmeyer Will Soon Forget He ...
Mike Martz Is Your New Offensive Coordinator
Mike Martz Is Your New Offensive Coordinator
blogdownchicagobears.com — Well, that didn’t take long. Siiiike! It took a very long time. But in the end, it... appears the Chicago Bears are prepared to take the path oft-traveled: Hire Mike Martz to fix your fledgling offense. It’s his third O.C. role in four years. Before I tell you what I think, let us ... (more) Mike Martz Is Your New Offensive Coordinator
Unfortunately, This Is Still Illegal In Wisconsin And Minnesota
Unfortunately, This Is Still Illegal In Wisconsin And Minnesota
blogdownchicagobears.com — Okay … Um … Let’s see … Geez. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this. But I... have a feeling the thousands of Packers and Vikings fans around the, you know, respective states of Wisconsin and Minnesota will disagree. Unless, they’re homosexual of course. ... (more) Unfortunately, This Is Still Illegal In Wisconsin And ...
Mike Martz Interviews, If That Means Anything To You
Mike Martz Interviews, If That Means Anything To You
blogdownchicagobears.com — The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and... booze binge of the weekend. Are the Chicago Bears still searching for their offensive coordinator? Really? I would have sworn they’d do something about that by now. Eager Mike Martz interviewed ... (more) Mike Martz Interviews, If That Means Anything To You
The Bears Need A Safety, Myron Rolle Is A Safety
The Bears Need A Safety, Myron Rolle Is A Safety
blogdownchicagobears.com — Before the NFL Draft, every prospect is a stud. Am I right, every fan of every team?... So once a week, until the Draft, we will highlight one prospect we think could really be a stud in navy blue and burnt orange. This week: Myron Rolle, S, Florida St. If intelligence was a mental breakdown, ... (more) The Bears Need A Safety, Myron Rolle Is A Safety
Your Chicago Bears Every-Open-Coaching-Position Open Thread (Update)
Your Chicago Bears Every-Open-Coaching-Position Open Thread (Update)
blogdownchicagobears.com — Somebody needs to take these jobs before the new candidate list gets out of hand. By jobs,... I’m talking about Bears offensive coordinator, defensive coordinator, quarterbacks, tight ends and offensive line coach . And by out of hand, I’m talking about having no choice but to bring ... (more) Your Chicago Bears Every-Open-Coaching-Position Open ...
Perspective: Hey, It Could Be Worse
Perspective: Hey, It Could Be Worse
blogdownchicagobears.com — As Bears fans we are always adept at telling others how bad we’ve got it. If you’re... a Cubs fan (AHEM….Shea) it’s second nature to you. But let’s be honest it could be worse. Yes we’ve got a coach who seems to care as much about his team’s success as I ... (more) Perspective: Hey, It Could Be Worse
Naturally, Everything Is Jay Cutler’s Fault
Naturally, Everything Is Jay Cutler’s Fault
blogdownchicagobears.com — “Rumblings at the Senior Bowl are that some [coaching] candidates could be turned off by quarterback Jay... Cutler and don’t want to hitch their wagon to him .” Dammit Jay, well what did you do that for?! (more) Naturally, Everything Is Jay Cutler’s Fault
Really, Nobody Knows What The Hell The Bears Are Doing
Really, Nobody Knows What The Hell The Bears Are Doing
blogdownchicagobears.com — Basically, any coach that was considered to be qualified — minus Tice — for any of the... vacant Bears coaching positions, has been turned away. The Bears weren’t “blown away” by Chargers tight end coach Rod Chudzinski and now Marvin Lewis isn’t allowing ... (more) Really, Nobody Knows What The Hell The Bears Are Doing
Thank You God, Jesus, New Orleans and Drew Breesus
Thank You God, Jesus, New Orleans and Drew Breesus
blogdownchicagobears.com — AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!! Sweet sweet schadenfreude. I could positively die of happiness right now. How perfect was... that?!?!? Just ball crushing irony right there at the end of regulation. I can’t think of a more perfect failure to end Favre’s ... (more) Thank You God, Jesus, New Orleans and Drew Breesus
Your Chicago Bears Every-Open-Coaching-Position Open Thread (Update)
Your Chicago Bears Every-Open-Coaching-Position Open Thread (Update)
blogdownchicagobears.com — Somebody needs to take these jobs before the new candidate list gets out of hand. By jobs,... I’m talking about Bears offensive coordinator, defensive coordinator, quarterbacks, tight ends and offensive line coach . And by out of hand, I’m talking about having no choice but to bring ... (more) Your Chicago Bears Every-Open-Coaching-Position Open ...
Your Chicago Bears Every-Open-Coaching-Position Open Thread (Update)
Your Chicago Bears Every-Open-Coaching-Position Open Thread (Update)
blogdownchicagobears.com — Somebody needs to take these jobs before the new candidate list gets out of hand. By jobs,... I’m talking about Bears offensive coordinator, defensive coordinator, quarterbacks, tight ends and offensive line coach. And by out of hand, I’m talking about having no choice but to bring ... (more) Your Chicago Bears Every-Open-Coaching-Position Open ...
Rex Grossman Intercepted By Dismal Housing Market
Rex Grossman Intercepted By Dismal Housing Market
blogdownchicagobears.com — Rex Grossman deserves a break. He was lambasted in Chicago and basically run out of town in... such a flurry, he forgot to not sell his Trump Tower condo for $700,000 less than it was worth . Worse yet, Focket Imuhgodeep Real Estate just took a huge hit. (more) Rex Grossman Intercepted By Dismal Housing Market
Most Awkward Exclusive Ever: Behind The Scenes Of “The Grabowski Shuffle”
Most Awkward Exclusive Ever: Behind The Scenes Of “The Grabowski Shuffle”
blogdownchicagobears.com — “The Grabowski Shuffle” was supposed to be “The Super Bowl Shuffle” of the working class. Unfortunately, one... small detail went overlooked: Some people have the charisma of Earl Bennett. In this absolutely riveting find by FindFootageFest.com, brought to our attention ... (more) Most Awkward Exclusive Ever: Behind The Scenes Of “The ...
Your Chicago Bears Every-Open-Coaching-Position Open Thread (Update)
Your Chicago Bears Every-Open-Coaching-Position Open Thread (Update)
blogdownchicagobears.com — Somebody needs to take these jobs before the new candidate list gets out of hand. By jobs,... I’m talking about Bears offensive coordinator, defensive coordinator, quarterbacks, tight ends and offensive line coach. And by out of hand, I’m talking about having no choice but to bring ... (more) Your Chicago Bears Every-Open-Coaching-Position Open ...
Glad To See Everyone’s Being Cool About Gaines Adams Dying
Glad To See Everyone’s Being Cool About Gaines Adams Dying
blogdownchicagobears.com — Sometimes, the value of life exceeds the value of football. But only sometimes . In the case... of Gaines Adams, who tragically died yesterday morning, it was definitely one of those times. So, let us all stop being oversized assholes about it . So … no “bears fan”, regardless ... (more) Glad To See Everyone’s Being Cool About Gaines Adams Dying
In That Case, I Envy The Great, Great Grandkids Of Mordecai Brown
In That Case, I Envy The Great, Great Grandkids Of Mordecai Brown
blogdownchicagobears.com — The eighties megagroup, The Shufflin’ Crew, have reunited to pathetically hawk Boost Mobile phones in a 30-second... commercial airing during the first quarter of the Super Bowl. Said coach Ditka (who will be appearing!): “This town has been great. They always support their teams, but ... (more) In That Case, I Envy The Great, Great Grandkids Of ...
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