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Prowling the NBA: Nov 20 - Who Authored This Rewrite?
This is the NBA, circa 1973. There are only 17 teams in the league. The Kings play in Omaha. The Sonics still exist in Seattle. The Bullets haven't even reached Washington DC yet, much less been renamed the Wizards . And out in Philadephia, a team called the 76ers become the worst team in NBA ...
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Shrink's Mailbag
  Money Talks   with shrink First, would his qualifying offer carry over to us if we were to trade for him midseason? Second, if so, would that technically count him as a member of our team over the summer, meaning we could use our cap space to sign a free agent, THEN sign Gay ...
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Nearing Unwatchable
Nearing Unwatchable
canishoopus.com — The best thing about last night's game was that FSN spent a large chunk of the half time program talking about the Twins' awesome new alternate home uniforms .  Watching the first few minutes of the 3rd quarter, all I could think about is ... (more) Nearing Unwatchable
GameThread #11: vs Rockets
via  Getty Images Oklahoma City's Sam Presti may be the new golden boy for fans of NBA General Managers, especially after the hubris and mediocre offseason Kevin Pritchard and the Blazers had (can't wait for the  Blazers Edge rs to drop by tonight). Both Presti and Pritchard, ...
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Houston: Life on the Lux
   Money Talks with shrink While Minnesota fans keep an eye squarely on the 2010 Salary Cap, many teams are more concerned with the 2009 Luxury Threshold.  The lux has served as an effective mechanism for maintaining competitive balance in the superstar-driven NBA without ...
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Prowling the NBA: Nov 15 - When it rains, it pours
As the saying goes, when it happens, it happens all at once, and en masse. And perhaps nothing personifies a downpour better than this young 2009-2010 season. The Timberwolves and their fans are not the only ones stuck out in the rain. Read on to get up to speed on teams around the NBA that ...
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D-League
More photos » by NBA Photos - NBAE/Getty Images Browse more photos »   David Kahn wrote another letter.  This time from his seat on the plane to Memphis . The shorter version goes like ...
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Grizzled
It's that time of year again.  Love v. Mayo, although this time hold the Love.   Enjoy the tilt.  Opposition blogging here: Straight Outta Vancouver
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Talent
More photos » by Jim Mone - AP Browse more photos » One of the developing media themes surrounding this club in the young season is that the Triangle Offense is mismatched to the squad's ...
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GameThread #10: vs. Dallas
Tonight the Wolves will be without Al Jefferson as he tends to family matters. While trotting out a lineup of Flynn/Brewer/Gomes/Pecherov/Hollins may not be very attractive, tonight will give the Wolves a chance to operate the quasi-triangle without Big Al.  Al's by no means on the hot ...
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Prowling the NBA: People Gettin' Hurt
I was going to do this this weekend, but there's been some big headlines over the last couple of days, so we'll cover this now and make this weekend's update a full league-wide flyover. Today we cover every team's worst nightmare: injuries. An injury to a key player can kill even a ...
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The Minnesota Timberwolves today announced that center Al Jefferson has left the team to tend to a...
The Minnesota Timberwolves today announced that center Al Jefferson has left the team to tend to a family member's illness in Florida. Jefferson will miss the next two Wolves games - Friday, Nov. 13 vs. Dallas and Saturday, Nov. 14 at Memphis. He will re-join the team early next week.  ...
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The Dallas DUST Chip
The Dallas DUST Chip
canishoopus.com — More photos » by Jim Mone - AP 7 months ago: Dallas Mavericks' Erick Dampier, right, tries to block a shot by Minnesota Timberwolves' Kevin Love in ... (more) The Dallas DUST Chip
GameThread #9: vs. Portland
As The 600 Project astutely  pointed out today , this is the first opportunity Rambis & Co. have to take on an opponent they've seen before. There's no excuse for the Wolves' poor effort against Golden State, but it's also no small task for a coach to teach a ...
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Prowling the NBA: Nov 10
Hey everyone. I have talked to Stop-n-Pop and we have decided to try out a weekly "Around the NBA" FanPost feature here on Canis Hoopus, a mixture of headlining news, short analysis of various games and teams, news from other teams that might directly affect the Wolves, and random observations ...
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Part 2 of the Overseas Experience
Right before the Bucks game we had a post with a passing reference to Brandon Jennings and his decision to head to Europe and make money for himself rather than CBS and the NCAA.  Jennings had some ups and downs but on the whole the EL experience seems to have been a good one for him ...
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Oleksiy Pecherov is a Google Image Goldmine
Oleksiy Pecherov is a Google Image Goldmine
canishoopus.com — After last night, I figured Wolves Nation could use a reason to smile. That's why I've decided to resurrect an  ancient Hoopus Tradition : the hilarious photo collection. If you don't like my selections,  see for yourself .  ... (more) Oleksiy Pecherov is a Google Image Goldmine
Not in the face!
Not in the face!
canishoopus.com — More photos » by Jeff Chiu - AP Browse more photos » OK, this is something of a game-wrap record for me.  I'm writing this with the score 106-73 in ... (more) Not in the face!
It's Like That, Game Thread #8; Run TMC Time
Some lucky team gets their second win tonight.  Who will it be?  While you're watching, head on down to shrink's Money Talks mailbag where he writes about cap holds.  Enjoy the game.  For the other side of the coin, head on over to our sister site, Golden State Of ...
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Money Talks Mailbag
  Money Talks   with shrink Hey guys, its good to be here!  I wanted to thank the Canis Hoopus guys for the chance to be a part of their website, and you guys for being faithful readers.  I will be running a regular feature called "Shrink's Mailbag" where I will try ...
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