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The whole restaurant was full of redneck somebitchin' bull ridin' Cowboys and I hate Cowboys . Our waitress Val, refused to do anything that a restaurant patron would expect a waitress to do, i.e., refill drinks (after 22 minutes Chris refilled his own in the kitchen), bring a salad bar plate, or anything else a hungry young man would want from a waitress. No lie, we entered the restaurant ...
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It's Independence day, BE FREE!!! But since were in Wyoming think about saying it in a drawn out and slurred, but kinda awesome way. For the 4th I took a trip with my brother and the two wives over the hill and through the woods. Oh yea we had my Dad and his girlfriend for the tag along duo. Our entourage started out in Powell Wyo. and headed into the great wide open, figuring we'd just go for ...
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About a month ago I was wandering around a sports memorabilia store, PSGameGear , in the Dulles Mall. I got bored and found myself at the front of the store where the football cards are at. I hadn't opened a pack since I was a kid, so I thought it would be fun if I could pull my own card. I bought about 10 and let the opening begin. Ten minutes and $70 later I was out of luck -- no Cooley ...
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I have always wondered why Chris got the nickname Captain Chaos . Chris tells the story going like this: "I was a captain for the St. Louis game ( bacon eating contest ) and just before we went out, Koz dared me to introduce myself as "Captain Chaos." As I shook everyone's hand I said 'Hi, I'm Captain Chaos.' Since then the nickname has just sort of stuck." I have to call BS on that. ...
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Seems if Mr. Goodell has been reading blogs.
Check out the article from the Associated Press.
Christy and I moved into our new home last October. Since moving in I've decided it's the greatest house ever built. Of course I'm biased, but it really is a resort turned into a home. I could stay there for a month and have no complaints. Well, actually, only one complaint! At some point every couple weeks I have to deal with my trash. The new house we moved into is at the end of a ...
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So I have a big decision to make,
or at least a fun decision. I was kind
of torn between two nicknames for my new Eastern Motors commercial. I figured everyone on the site could help me out. I've been driving a Mercedes CL550 from Easterns for over ...
Another example involves altering guys clothing before road
trips. In the rush to get ready to get
to the airport, guys have found their dress socks with holes cut out of the toes or their shoelaces snipped so as they tie them, they pull the entire lace from the shoe. Buttons also get removed from dress shirts and ties have been cut in half and taped back together. This counts as personal ...
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3. Jason, have you ever smelled the back
of your left hand (the one that's securely lodged
under the center's sweaty butt crack the entire game) after a game? I would imagine that hand would have to go through a thorough decontamination process after ...
In my eight Skins-Giants matchups I would define
Strahan as the most intelligent defensive player on the
field. I guess that's bound to happen toward the end of a fifteen-year career; a career that began after the 1993 draft, about the same time I was ...
"Now I don't want nor will I ask
questions that Jason gets all the time. We want
you to be creative. So please ask questions you have never heard Jason answer and will probably never get asked again."







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