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shots on Shelley Meyer...no, not literally, dirtbag As part of Garnet and Black Attack 's 2nd annual SEC POWER POLL, we, the members, will obviously be completely unbiasedly ranking the SEC teams 1-12 this season. HOWEVER, to start this thing off right, "cocknfire" has asked us, his colleagues, to rank the coaches from 1 thru 12. It's a Herculean task, but eff it. I've got spare time. ...
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NCAA Football
Ryan Parker, King of all football-centric musicians (an elite group), declares a victor in this age old battle, and despite what ESPN/ABC/Disney would tell you, The Big Ten better get it's ass in the kitchen and make The SEC a sandwich, STAT! (that's right I said it, asshole) Parker's latest brought a tear to my eye. A very convincing and passionately delivered piece. Strong work, Bradyfan... ...
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ESPN
ABC
Candace Parker
I think it's pretty obvious that I haven't been "on the blogging ball" lately, and for that I apologize. Some developments in the non-online world are keeping me away for the moment (should have some preseason-esque content arriving soon). I feel as if I've hit a blogging wall...who can I relate to in times such as these? In this quagmire I find myself, I take a deep breath and turn to Kige ...
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Olympics
These fancy Brits think they can come thru Alabama and have a jolly good laugh at our expense? I'll let the boys handle this... tears of pride
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NCAA Football
Alabama Crimson Tide
Joey Barrett Jr. Remember this scrote ? On November 18th, 2005, the night before the annual Iron Bowl between Auburn and Alabama, Joey Barrett, Jr., a lifelong Alabama fan and now 25, went to a fraternity party at Auburn and yelled “Roll Tide!” A brawl then broke out, with Barrett stabbing one of the fraternity brothers. The brother was hospitalized with a collapsed lung. Two others ...
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Alabama Crimson Tide
My hometown always gets a bad rap. Here, watch some local news and you'll see what nice Christian families and Fortune 500 companies have come to love about The Bluff City. I've killed for less; Burr's expensive
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Memphis Grizzlies
This morning, I had some extra freedom toast with my cereal. In a few hours, I'll be at Milo's eating my hamburger and freedom fries, like a true American . Biggie Sized, asshole. Hell yes. Cause that's how we role. Seriously. Most amazing Olympic moment since 1980? I think so. But I'm partial. Check out this HD screencap youtubes and see if you don't feel proud to be a Gosh Damn American: ...
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Olympics
A thinking man's game Who says College Football fans aren't high-functioning? This...This is downright philosophical. When asked "why does the defense always seems to dominate the offense in the early days of fall camp?"... "The goal of the defense is disruption, while the goal of offense is organization. It's just a whole helluva lot easier to create havoc than to prevent it." - EtOHreb ...
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Get Ready for the Same Old Shit "Loading up for another title FAIL" Eventually, they're gonna win one if given a-half-dozen chances...then we'll never hear the end of it (Vanderbilt might even win one if they were ushered into the BCS Championship game every year) Is the big 10 this weak? Has college football sold out to Kirk Herbstreit this much? Screw those guys. I'm already pissed and ...
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NCAA Football
Bowl Championship Series
Kirk Herbstreit
Reader LSU-David sent us a lovely image from his vacation to the nuevo Redneck Riviera, Destin, FL. His testimony claims these fine specimen are Tiders, and the evidence is extremely compelling. If only David could have walked by, raised a Busch light and proclaimed, "RTR, Baby!!!" for confirmation purposes... clickage to enlarge The Story, as told by LSU-David: My wife, child and I ...
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NCAA Football
Kige's Gone Public with His SEC Prognostications Listen, I hate to go to the "Ramsey well" too often (if that's even possible) but this youtubes is hot off the press and it will not be ignored. Kige is in mid-season form with tons of mini-helmets, suspenseful pauses and cheeky shenanigans! As one early commenter stated, "From 1:35 to 2:00 is the greatest 25 seconds in the history of the Kige ...
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Kige Ramsey
I'm gonna be out of the blogging pocket until Tomorrow, Tuesday. Then I'll be back with some analysis of Friday's Finebaum show and the lovely aftermath.
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Today, at roughly 3:06 central, The Paul Finebaum
Radio Network has requested a convo with yours truely
concerning what I do in my free time (read: gardening!) and yesterday's groundbreaking " Bama Ain't Back in '08 " piece. Be sure to tune and ...
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This is dedicated to all the Tider's honest 9-3, 10-2, 11-1 predictions that I've had the pleasure of hearing on Birmingham sport talk this summer. It's quite the vomitous affair. Be it a Bammer conversing about "a '08 champyunship" or discussing how The Tahd would soo hypothetically skulldrag numerous lower level NFL franchises. Be that as it may, in friendly retaliation, I give you, The ...
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NCAA Football
Alabama Crimson Tide
Nick Saban
I think I'm really starting to get Kige on a much deeper level. This youtube is clearly not just about mega-corporate retail shopping. No, no. Read between the lines, people. Open your damn eyes and Behold... The enlightening brilliance of Ramsey... enter and exit through lawn and garden?
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Can I call Croom a P.O.S.? Is that acceptable? Maybe Croom's just playing the hand he was dealt...Maybe's it more the National/Regional/local media's brainwashed view of Crooms that pisses me off so. From May 6th, 2008 : Brown and Wesley waived their right to a grand jury hearing and pleaded guilty last Friday to the felony of bringing firearms onto educational property. They faced up to ...
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NCAA Football
An oldie but a goodie from beautiful "Disgusta," Gawga. Welcome to the Summers in tha DeepSouth, my brotha... [cussin'] [HT: Rob, for reminding me] EDIT: To add a double dose of Gawga thuggery. Many of you've seen this one, but you gotta appreciate the subtitles/translation. Only in SEC Country. [HT: James]
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Here Jerrell is seen with some stupid, skinny white kid (most likely a walk-on) While this is obviously earth shattering news in North Mississippi (and very few points beyond!) I can see the turdulent signage now (take this post's title for example). Ole Miss fans are akin to that Inigo Montoya dude from The Princess Bride . After four years of trial, tribulation, and illiteracy scandals, ...
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Leon Powe
Ole Miss Rebels
EDSBS and The Sporting Blog 's Spencer Hall is doing his thing at SEC Media Days. Here, Spence encounters one of the many Tiders that make the yellowhammer state so damn special. 399 effing dollars?!? I wonder what the Mike Shula prints are going for in the discount bin at Bammer Fever? Oh, and just because I'm gonna be out of town starting tomorrow, I'm feeling generous...Keep the Bama ...
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Mike Shula
Alabama Crimson Tide
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"Welcome to Mississippi State, Freshmen! Sit back and
relax as this motivational douche bag teaches you, in
the most annoyingly white way possible, about our rich tradition of straight thuggery..." [ sixpackspeak ]
Whoring - Finebaum Edition