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Stupid old hags. You old Chinese women have some nerve. Protesting about abuses and corruption. Don't they know the Olympics are happening? Don't they know all is well and there's nothing to see in China besides the glory of the Middle Kingdom? Don't you know your home was sacrificed for the betterment of the country ? Can't you see NBC is filming an infomercial about all the wonderful ...
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Sure he may have cried but he didn't run. That's more than Jerry "Harm's Way" Hackney can say. Via The Comedy Feed
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Oliver McCall
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I can see it now. Hideki Irabu moping at the bar and flicking peanuts at the bartender before being told to pay his tab and get the fuck out. "Why peanut no work for Fat Pussy Toad? Work for Supaman ... BANZAI!!!" The former Yankees pitcher was arrested in Osaka after "assaulting a bartender after drinking 20 mugs of beer" . He flew into a rage after his credit card was rejected. He "pushed ...
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Hideki Matsui
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John Cusack might think he'd be better off dead after his last entry on The Huffington Post . He wrote about his childhood memories of going to Cubs games at Wrigley Field. You say how nice. Well they would be if they were true. Page Six is all over Cusack as people have been coming out of the woodwork to point out the numerous inconsistencies and "mistruths" littering his post. Wrigley ...
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I don't know if Food Network can ever
make up for imposing Rachel Ray and The Neelys
on us. However Eat The Clock could be a good start . Eat The Clock is a competitive eating show described in the Hollywood Reporter as "a cross between an eating ...
Jay Feely didn't hide how he really felt about the Dolphins when he said, "You can see the lack of talent that still exists here". Many of his ex-Dolphins teammates took exception to his comments . Channing Crowder said, ''He was part of the lack of talent we got rid of! Now we can go 0-16!" He probably (meaning he didn't) didn't say that second part. Maybe it does take a lot of talent to go ...
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Yes. Yes they are . If you can't
read the sign, it says, "Jack, are the Villa
more important than our marriage? It's over, Jess." Jack isn't there to hear your question so I think you know the answer, Jess. You lose.
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Somebody call the wahmbulance. People just don't appreciate
Daunte Culpepper's skills. Last week, he lost out on
the chance to play in Pittsburgh because he deluded himself into thinking he would be able to compete with Big Ben for the starter's job. Now he finds himself sitting at home waiting for the phone to ring . He works out and throws daily at his home in Florida. He also serves as ...
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chimprage
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Gary Oldman should have reverted to his character
Jackie Flannery from State of Grace (NSFW - language)
or Bex from The Firm while filming a commercial for ITV's football ad promotion. Check this outtake where he shows off for the camera. Who knew Friar Fuck had skills?
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chimprage
posted 42 hours ago from
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It's interesting how my friend Don Francisco Dos
(He's a Don Francisco imitator) has nothing good to
say about Argentina. They think they're better than everyone else. They're wannabe Europeans. In their defense, there are quite a few Nazis down there so they can claim Europe or the Sudetenland at the very least. They do try their hardest to emulate Europe whether it be the constant ...
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chimprage
posted 2 days ago from
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How many times do we have to watch
a sporting event in this country where the fans
have to be told what to say or sing by the PA system? Is D-Fence the best we can do? If so, we might as well pack it up. American fandom is like Bollywood. We're stuck in a moment and we can't get out of ... Fuck I was writing that and I just realized I'm quoting a U2 song. I'm going to punch myself in the balls ...
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chimprage
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Yum...the Nike Air Max 90 burger by artist
Olle Hemmendorff . This burger "shoe" was commissioned by
Nike who wanted artists to interpret their shoes in art, thankfully Olle realized that there is no better medium than a dozen or so all beef patties on a sesame seed bun. ESPNZone needs to figure out a way to serve this, it might be the only way I stop in one of those. Mmmmm burgers... From ...
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posted 5 days ago from
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Athlete and rapper. Together at last like peanuts
and gum. There's not much better than hearing athletes
embarass themselves on wax. "I'm great on the field or court so how could I not also be good at the rap game." The list of wack sports rappers is long. Kobe, AI, Neon Deion , Shaq, Chicago Bears, MC Hammer (well he was a batboy). Who was the first athlete to go solo on wax? I'm not sure ...
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chimprage
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Hi, I'm Rio Ferdinand. You might remember me
from missed drug tests such as 2003. It might
be time to test him again. He's either trying to merk his kid or he done lost his mind. Ferdinand is so in love with actor Lorenz Tate that he's named both of his kids after him . Lorenz was born in 2006 and Tate was born last week. "[Wife] Becky and I love the name Larenz Tate and couldn't decide ...
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Jay Cutler is all about tough love. He
slammed WR Brandon Marshall after he cut himself "slipping
on a McDonald's bag". However he's not about to give up on his boy even though he's probably going to serve a two to three game suspension for violating the NFL's code of conduct. Marshall plans on crashing at Cutler's pad during his suspension and engage in some home schooling. He plans on ...
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chimprage
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Former Seattle Supersonic and Albany Patroons head coach
Vincent Askew, seen here with some Patroons cheerleaders, was
arrested yesterday for allegedly having sex with a 16 year old girl at a hotel in Florida. He allegedly told the girl he was a high school basketball coach (which he isnt), that he was scouting her (which he was...but not for basketball purposes) and trying to recruit her ...
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chimprage
posted 5 days ago from
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I wonder if Mohawk Indians and Mr. T
felt this punch.
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chimprage
posted 7 days ago from
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Tiki Barber is really doing some innovative things
with his gig at NBC. Watch the former all
pro footballer suck up a lot of pride and allow himself to be picked up and carried over the shoulder of Rulon Gardner, the giant Olympic wrestling gold medalist, while covering the Olympics over in Beijing. If you look carefully you can actually see some of his pride and ego escaping him. He knows ...
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chimprage
posted 7 days ago from
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Steven Jackson's training camp holdout is now over
20 days long and he's been fined over $300,000
for his insubordination. Strange that he isn't there because he wants more money but is giving up $300k, weird how that works. In any case, he's not close to coming into camp any time soon as his agents and the team have only just started to have "low-level" talks about a new deal, which is ...
Eat The Clock: Competitive Eating Comes To Food Network