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Actual Sports Cereals You Didn't Know Existed

100% Injury Rate found this 6/26/2007 on www.deuceofdavenport.com

these have no flavor at all known to cause kidney failure loses consistency in seconds might cause irritability and feelings of unstableness all flash no substance you will suck if you eat this might have used Chinese wheat gluten as ...

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Shaquille O'Neal

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Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes

chimprage posted 7/6/2007 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

When you walk into a fancy bar, you ask for fancy drinks, stuff like "I'll take a Midori Colada" or "Caramel Apple Martini" or something classy like that. When you go into a sports bar to watch your daily dose of athleticism you should be able to ask for a drink with a sports themed name. We here at the Deuce love drinking and sports, so we're happy to provide you with a guide.

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NFL

Deuce McAllister

Kobe Bryant

Terrell Owens

Troy Aikman

Barry Bonds

John Amaechi

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Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes

Karl Malone: Father of the Year

chimprage posted 13 days ago from www.deuceofdavenport.com

Karl Malone's powerful man juice has now spread beyond the world of professional basketball and into the world of professional football. It's widely known that one of former NBA great Karl Malone's bastard children is budding WNBA superstar Cheryl Ford (who was born the same year as his daughter with his current wife), but now the world will get to know another creation of Karl Malone's ...

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NFL

Buffalo Bills

Demetrius Bell

Utah Jazz

Karl Malone

NBA TV

Los Angeles Lakers

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Karl Malone: Father of the Year

MJ Might Wanna Think About Another Comeback

chimprage posted 11/12/2007 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

Michael Jordan's divorce is final and the bill is in...MJ is set to pay his ex-wife Juanita Jordan 168 million dollars in what appears to be the most expensive break-up ever. According to the Times UK , the final settlement includes their 7 acre Chicago estate and custody of their 3 children. In ranking the top 5 celebrity divorces, the Times has Jordan as #1, next to Neil Diamond's $150+ ...

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NBA

Michael Jordan

Chicago Bulls

Charlotte Bobcats

Charles Oakley

Orlando Magic

Magic Johnson

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This Man Brings You Donkey Basketball

chimprage posted 6/5/2007 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

Rob McPherson of KXLF-TV in Butte, Montana will make your local sportscaster look like the lazy sack of crap he is. Your local sportscaster spends his days sitting in the editing room, doing voice-overs, occasionally scoring a satellite video interview with some local star...but Rob McPherson shows the world how a sportscaster is supposed to do sports. He is a new hero to the Deuce...

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NBA

Rasheed Wallace

Bruce Bowen

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Borat Appears At Tour de France

chimprage posted 7/17/2007 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

This happy guy in a Borat inspired get-up made his appearance running in front of the riders before the live cameras on Stage 8 of the Tour De France. Pop culture colliding with sport at its finest. Thanks to NutmegNine for getting this hilariously grotesque screen-grab. As it turns out...there's a YouTube of it set to what I assume is Kazakhstanian music as well.

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Cowboys Fans Know How To Use Teh Interwebs

chimprage posted 8/16/2007 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

The fans of the Dallas Cowboys are an intelligent lot. I say this not because my crack head cousin is a Cowboys fan, no it's because I realize now that they now know how to use computers. This is a fact I know because when I checked out the Redskins Wikipedia page today I noticed something was amiss...there was a giant freakin' Cowboys star at the top of the page along with this: "The ...

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Dallas Cowboys

Washington Redskins

Philadelphia Eagles

Joe Gibbs

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Cowboys Fans Know How To Use Teh Interwebs

What is Roger Goodell Going To Do With This?

chimprage posted 7/6/2007 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

Things have gotten so bad in the NFL even the player's MOTHERS are committing crimes. The Dallas Cowboys' Pro Bowl TE Jason Witten's mother, Kimberly Witten (pictured), has been arrested for 25 counts of forgery and theft over $1,000 from the bank account of Marie McQueen on June 22...

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NFL

Jason Witten

Dallas Cowboys

Roger Goodell

Pro Bowl

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What is Roger Goodell Going To Do With This?

MLB Really Wants You To See Indiana Jones

chimprage posted 6 days ago from www.deuceofdavenport.com

Here is a screen grab of the Washington Nationals tickets page, click on it if you want it full size. Did you see May 22nd there and notice that the Nationals are playing Indiana Jones that day? What the hell is that? Its not just the Nationals either, if you look at all the MLB games that day on MLB's team ticket sales sites, they all have an Indiana Jones background on May 22nd, which ...

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MLB

Washington Nationals

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MLB Really Wants You To See Indiana Jones

If Griffey Caught This, He Would Have Broken All The Bones In His Body

chimprage posted 3/3/2008 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

This catch is better than pretty much any Major League Baseball catch ever. That's right, I said it. Wow.

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Ken Griffey

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What is in a Name?

chimprage posted 10/9/2007 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

The NFL is a man's game. To play it you need to be tough, and it doesn't hurt to have a tough-ass name to go with it. The Deuce has compiled a list of some of the toughest names out there, organized by type of innate toughness in the name.

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What is in a Name?

Compare: Knievel's Injuries And McNair's Injuries

chimprage posted 12/6/2007 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

Here's a look at Evel Knievel's injuries he sustained during his glorious career as the world's greatest daredevil. Pretty bad huh? For some reason this reminded me of this old Steve McNair injury roundup photo. Look at them compared to Steve McNair's injuries sustained through 2005, its amazing what people put themselves through. Evel looks to have broken every bone in his body and McNair ...

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NFL

Steve McNair

Baltimore Ravens

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Compare: Knievel's Injuries And McNair's Injuries

Manute Bol: Where Are You Now?

The Big Lead found this 5/15/2007 on deuceofdavenport.blogspot.com

Well on May 14th he apparently was standing at the security line of Oakland airport like most other people trying to flee Oakland as quick as they humanly can. I'm glad Manute sill has some cash left for a fly suit after giving away most his NBA ...

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Manute Bol: Where Are You Now?

Mourning Back For 1 More Year of Sucking

chimprage posted 7/16/2007 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

It took three months for Alonzo Mourning to decide what to do for the upcoming NBA season and he chose to test that new kidney a little more. That's right, he's coming back for 1 last year and taking home a cool $2,762,500 for another season of blocking shots, making Shaq look in shape and otherwise sucking a big fat one on the basketball court. "I want to redeem myself and try to help this ...

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NBA

Alonzo Mourning

Dikembe Mutombo

Shaquille O'Neal

Nenad Krstic

Zaza Pachulia

Etan Thomas

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Cedric Benson Needs A Hug

SPORTSbyBROOKS found this 7/31/2007 on www.deuceofdavenport.com

Little does Lil' Brady know that he's about to meet the Care Bear Rape Stand . Pay attention, people of Chicago. Put down the brats and Old Style. Someone needs your help and it's not Eddy Curry or Antoine Walker. It's Cedric Benson. If you see ...

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NFL

Cedric Benson

Chicago Bears

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Cedric Benson Needs A Hug

Redskins' Rabach Has A Huge Sack

chimprage posted 8/4/2007 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

Stuck at work on a Saturday, I was forced to listen to the Redskins scrimmage on Snyder's TripleXRadio .com, easily one of the most pornographic radio station names ever. Luckily, in listening to this, it pointed me to Redskins reporter Bram Weinstein's blogpage , where this Triple X tidbit about Casey Rabach was found: In what had to be one of the more ridiculous moments of the summer, ...

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NFL

Casey Rabach

Washington Redskins

Jon Jansen

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Redskins' Rabach Has A Huge Sack

Gheorghe Muresan: An Interview

chimprage posted 23 days ago from www.deuceofdavenport.com

Here's a blast from the past for you. DC television sports reporter Tim Brant recently taped an interview with Gheorghe Muresan for Wizards Magazine. If you want to find out what Gheorghie is up to these days take a look below. You have to listen pretty closely because the big guy's accent is still pretty thick, but it isn't impossible, you don't need close captioning here. Gheorghe also ...

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NBA

Washington Wizards

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Gheorghe Muresan: An Interview

This Man Is Not Happy About Pacman Coming To Town

chimprage posted 16 days ago from www.deuceofdavenport.com

The best line has to be "Why don't they sign Osama Bin Laden? He's 6'4 and we KNOW no one can catch him!" That is a classic line from Dallas' WFAA sports guy Dale Hansen.

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NFL

Pacman Jones

Jerry Jones

Dallas Cowboys

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This Man Is Not Happy About Pacman Coming To Town

Tigers Fans Start Drinking Young

chimprage posted 12 days ago from www.deuceofdavenport.com

You know your season is going bad when 7 year olds are drinking in the stands. 47 year old Tigers fan, Christopher Ratte lost custody of his son for a week because his 7 year old son was caught drinking a bottle of Mikes Hard Lemonade in the stands. Ratte's son was thirsty towards the end of a game and asked for a bottle of lemonade and Ratte obliged but he unknowingly purchased his son a ...

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Detroit Tigers

Washington Nationals

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Snooker Is Gangsta

chimprage posted 6/13/2007 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

Snooker is not known to be the most violent of the billiards games, but here it proves that it can be just as rough as the $50 a ball game down at the pool hall on MLK Blvd. You know that pool hall, with the warped and stained tables from all the beer spilled on them, the smell of stale beer and cigarettes in the air, some old guy sitting in the corner, silent, but ...

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