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Fuck those Goddamned, baby eating, sister fucking, cock smoking, Methopotamian building, assholes!
By the way, sometimes I just assume that everybody has seen what I’ve seen, so I don’t link it here. Mostly, it’s because I’m generally the last one to the party. Just ...
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Vince Young
Bernard Pollard
I know I’m a little late on this, but the Texans activated Arian Foster from the practice squad.
On the surface, there doesn’t seem to be much to this other than perhaps another way to shake up a struggling running game, but when one digs deeper, one finds that there is really ...
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Chris Brown
The Texans didn’t play this past weekend and I essentially had my bye week as well.
The wife and I flew up to New York to visit some friends, do some touristy type shit, and eat and drink to dangerous levels.
I pretty much ignored football for the weekend and when I got back on ...
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Most Texans fans can take the week off because of the bye. We, however, have another seven games to go and some stats to look back on. You can look at these like Pepto-Bismol!? Either you digest it and feel good about the direction of the team, or you’d rather crap your britches then look ...
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J.J. Arrington
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Braylon Edwards
Building on socctty’s comments from this post (and aided by the fact that he says he “really hate[s] it when people look forward like this”), let’s look forward at the remainder of the season for the Texans.
We’re sitting here at the much deserved bye week at 5-4—a record from which we could ...
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Much has been made of the Texans’ decision to allow the clock to run down to the two-minute warning in the first half. On the previous play, Ryan Moats appeared to have fumbled out of bounds at the Colts 1 yard line. After the two-minute warning period, the Colts challenged the play, and ...
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Indianapolis Colts
Ryan Moats
Looks like the U’s will be down a few dudes when we travel up north this weekend.
For the record, I’m not one of those guys who feels cheated when we don’t get a chance to play another team full strength. You know the dudes I’m talking about. The dudes who say shit ...
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Indianapolis Colts
“We have the Colts next week on the road and that is going to be the biggest game of our life.” – Andre Johnson
So claims AJ after the Texans disposed of the Bills. The donkeys are riding high with the only unbeaten record in the AFC and the Texans coming to town with their ...
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Houston Texans
Indianapolis Colts
ESPN and the Chron are reporting that OD is out for the season. No confirmation from the mothership yet.
I was currently drafting a post on what the team should do after the season regarding OD, who will be an RFA, and Kevin Walter who will be a UFA, and I was thinking that the decision has ...
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Houston Texans
ESPN
Kevin Walter
Pete Prisco went looking for a “me-me!” guy in QB Matt Schaub. What he found was a guy who really believes there’s no “I” in team .
Matt Schaub is showing his “stones,” both home and away. Just think: we could of had VY and gone from fetal to fecal ...
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Houston Texans
Matt Schaub
Pete Prisco
Congratulations are in order for our very own Matt! According to his Facebook account ( ed. note: the ultimate source) , upon leaving his job yesterday and wishing his (former) co-workers well (”fuck you, fuck you, I like you, and fuck you!”), Matt is changing his employment ...
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Rick Smith
“Friends, Texans, countrymen…”
The last “Kickoff” was to bury this blog and not to praise it (or some such shit). However, time to broadcast the news and reclaim the cutting edge of news and notes, kickoffs, and random articles about the Texans.
No one can ...
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Houston Texans
Matt Schaub
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Tennessee
by: A random BESF fan
Lord, this team is such a mess
Three-and-out, losin’ ground
Though I still pretend I’m Klan
Truth is, I mainly blame whites for this shit
Kerry Collins keeps messin’ up
I liked him much better as a racist drunk
Where did that great role model go? ...
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Bud Adams
Vince Young
Tennessee Titans
Last night, while Matt and I were getting ready for our weekly S&M session, and just before he slipped the ball-gag over my mouth, I mentioned that I thought a Peyton Manning photoshop contest would be fun. I sez to Matt, I sez: “Matt? Honeybuns? I bet we can up our ...
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Peyton Manning
Indianapolis Colts
If you look to your right, you’ll notice new binocular-themed ads (which, irritatingly, I can’t get to line up correctly). This is not by accident. Click them, won’t you?
[God, I feel dirty doing stuff like this.]
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The wife and I are heading off for a 100%-kid-free overnight stay full of drunken debauchery in Memphis. I mention this primarily to spite BFD, but also as an excuse to bust out these housekeeping points in list form. (Ah, lists — the crutch of every lazy blogger since 2001.)
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