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dirtytackle.net - 6 hours ago
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After Chelsea’s convincing 3-0 win over Arsenal, Carlo
Ancelotti went to Arsene Wenger’s house, pulled down his...
black cap, crept inside, went up to the bedroom, got under the covers, and passed a brand of gas so horrifically pungent that it would leave entire house unlivable for ...
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Carlo the cat burglar
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dirtytackle.net - 11 hours ago
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(Warning: This is gross.) PSG goalkeeper Gregory Coupet
had to be substituted off in the 85th minute...
of his side’s 1-0 win over Ligue 1 leaders Auxerre on Saturday after getting his leg stuck in a very painful and very wrong position. Usually when this happens, it’s the ...
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Coupet kills his own leg
dirtytackle.net - 29 hours ago
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The 137th Eternal Derby between Red Star Belgrade
and Partizan Belgrade was a scene of overwhelming madness...
as the fire hoses had to be called in to make an attempt at controlling the blazes in the stands (and the shirtless guy in the bucket hat). Things weren’t any more tame on the ...
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The seats are on fire
dirtytackle.net - 31 hours ago
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After scoring on an 82nd minute penalty kick
to condemn Man City to their Premier League record...
tying seventh straight draw, Hull’s Jimmy Bullard celebrated by sitting his teammates down for a talking to in a parody of manager Phil Brown’s infamous on-pitch halftime lecture in ...
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Bullard mocks Phil Brown
dirtytackle.net - 33 hours ago
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Avram Grant’s last match as Chelsea manager was,
of course, that rain-soaked loss to Manchester United in...
the 2008 Champions League final. Cut to two seasons later and his first match in charge at Portsmouth? Another rain-soaked loss to Manchester United. Welcome back, Avram. And ...
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Welcome back, Avram
dirtytackle.net - 2 days ago
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The matches to watch after you realize that
Carles Puyol and Raul Albiol pretending to box neither...
pumps you up for El Clasico nor does it help the image of footballers as pansies. Saturday Aston Villa v Tottenham Hotspur at Villa Park – Prediction: Spurs won’t win 9-1 ...
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Weekend Match Guide: Clasico boxing edition
dirtytackle.net - 2 days ago
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…way too much. Good Lord. He says those
belly scars were made during his spells, but they...
look like the kinds of cuts you get from fighting with a hobo over a can of peas. Yes, this is Pepe — the “wizard” who claims to have been the reason behind Cristiano ...
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Ronaldo-injuring wizard finally revealed…
dirtytackle.net - 2 days ago
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That’s Carlos Tevez with his back to the
camera, playing a little tennis with fellow Argentinian Juan...
Martin Del Potro during a break at the ATP World Tennis Finals in London. At least, that’s Tevez trying to play tennis. It appears he has some trouble with the whole ...
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Carlos Tevez sucks at tennis
dirtytackle.net - 2 days ago
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AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS
A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS...
WEEK: 1. NOT DOING A RAGE LIST — LAST WEEK I DIDN’T DO A RAGE LIST AND BECAUSE OF THAT I DIDN’T HAVE A PROPER OUTLET FOR MY ANGER!!!!!!! I ENDED UP BLACKING OUT IN A MCDONALD’S ...
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Artur Boruc’s Friday Rage List
dirtytackle.net - 2 days ago
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Flamengo teammates Willians and Airton have a history
of scuffles on the pitch, but this time things...
boiled over during training when an Airton challenge sent Willians to the ground. This was apparently more than enough to anger Willians, who decided proper retribution would be to kick ...
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DTotD: Teammate feud
dirtytackle.net - 2 days ago
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German authorities are leading an investigation into a
major match-fixing scandal that crosses European boarders and includes...
qualifying games in both the Champions League and the Europa League. One of the men suspected of running the betting ring behind the scandal, named “Deniz ...
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Team doc drugged own players
dirtytackle.net - 3 days ago
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After Robin van Persie injured his ankle in
an international friendly last week and made headlines by...
seeking a quick fix treatment with a Serbian doctor who uses horse placenta to reduce recovery time, it quickly became all the rage. Liverpool’s Yossi Benayoun, Glen Johnson, Albert ...
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Lamps not down with placenta remedy
dirtytackle.net - 3 days ago
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All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly
confines of the award winning Dirty Tackle… Nice hat,...
Franck. [Getty Images] Italy U21 coach admits Balotelli is annoying. [ Football Italia ] Stephen Ireland is not feeling the Christmas spirit. Someone needs to get this man ...
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dirtytackle.net - 3 days ago
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Algeria is celebrating their World Cup qualification, but
for some reason national team goalkeeper Faouzi Chaouchi, who...
was condemned for his time-wasting tactics and penchant for feigning injury in Algeria’s decisive match against Egypt, is the only one dancing on this TV show. If ...
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Algerian keeper gets down
dirtytackle.net - 3 days ago
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Luca Toni Luis van Gaal is pretty much
the worst person on the planet. … How can...
he suspend me for telling the press how awful he is? … So lame. … I need to go back to Italy. … They don’t make me wear Lederhosen in Italy. … Seriously — what the ...
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Random musings of footballers before they fall asleep…
dirtytackle.net - 3 days ago
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When Niko Kranjcar (wearing #11 instead of his
actual #21 for some reason) decides to deliver a...
devastating crotch kick to Patrice Evra for deflecting his cross/shot in FIFA 10, Evra takes it without flinching, thus proving that he has the highest nut strength rating in the game.
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DTotD: Pixelated Patrice Evra’s invincible crotch
dirtytackle.net - 4 days ago
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In the wake of Russia’s narrow omission from
the World Cup as a result of a 1-0...
loss to Slovenia in the second leg of their qualification playoff, reports are bubbling up that suggest Andrei Arshavin maybe didn’t help the cause so much. From the Daily Express : Russia’s ...
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Andrei Arshavin may have been hungover, told to shut it
dirtytackle.net - 4 days ago
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When kidney stones kept Rafa Benitez off the
touchline last season, he managed his side via phone...
calls to his assistants. Well, Sam Allardyce’s wife is apparently a bit more strict with her ill husband’s mobile phone usage than Rafa’s wife, as the Blackburn manager’s ...
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Mrs. Big Sam is the boss
dirtytackle.net - 4 days ago
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Yes, nothing says eager anticipation like a billboard
of a man with a football pattern cut into...
his hair getting orally violated by a vuvuzela. [Photo: ALEXANDER JOE/AFP/Getty Images]
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South Africa getting freaky with World Cup billboards
dirtytackle.net - 4 days ago
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After a bland scoreless draw in their first
Champions League meeting at the San Siro, Barcelona came...
up with a couple of early goals on their home turf to beat Inter Milan 2-0 in their second meeting on Tuesday. We did it for that first match, so it only seems fitting we ask the ever-present ...
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If it continued…
