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How does it feel to be Les Walrond? Imagine going from a World Series winning organization to a waiver pick up of the Toronto Blue Jays, and now being sold into indentured servitude to a Japanese baseball sweatshop. Enjoy pitching on three days rest while trained assassins keep their nun ...
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Here's what Ricciardi told Jayson Stark of ESPN
: "We won't be involved with Manny. That keeps
coming up, but it's not true. I think one reason is that Manny has always liked it in Toronto. He's hit more home runs here than anybody. And he ...
No, I'm not writing about fine motor skills. Those were likely lost a long time ago. I'm writing about some unexpected events that transpired today when baseball owners unanimously approved Steinbrenner's youngest son Hal as the controlling owner of the New York Yankees. What does this mean? ...
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I haven't been this severely weirded out since I had that dream where my girlfriend was embodied in an owl.
A little further research (read: scoping out his YouTube page ) reveals that our friendly editorial commenter is actually 22 years old. 22 years old! The little delectable bowl of ...
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As left handed relievers continue to be the only free agents signing contracts, my thoughts wander to a particular southpaw who comes out of the Blue Jays bullpen to a little musical number that I like to call Duality by Slipknot. Since even before P.R. Ricciardi's proclamation that the budgie ...
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Holy fuck, I sat at my desk at work for like an hour today trying to put into words what a piece of shit Richard Griffin wrote this morning, but was never quite able to put it into words in a way that I felt was truly worthy of the epic turd of laziness that he churned out. Fortunately, there ...
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The last couple of weeks have ushered in an unparalleled whirlwind of change. First, Barack Obama was elected President of the United States and then Drunk Jays Fans got sponsors. While munching on a handful of McDonald's french fries and rocking out to Nickelback's latest album, the enormity ...
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There's a new date rape centre in Saskatchewan, and it's a half empty apartment in Regina. Only instead of Rohypnol, extended baseball commentary is being used to lull victims into a comatose state.
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A lot of Jays fans, after all these years of glorious underachievement, have come to the conclusion that JP Ricciardi is some kind of fucking moron. I don't think P.R. Ricciardi, as Parkes aptly calls him, is at all a fucking moron. In fact, I figure that when he's not shooting his mouth off ...
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As my dear colleague Stoeten pointed out yesterday, there is absolutely no reason whatsoever to believe anything that comes out of the mouth of J.P. Ricciardi other than the collective cocks of the Massachusetts media, and even then there could be an extreme bias attached. However, if there is ...
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You may have noticed that our logo has disappeared from the site, and also that you are now able to find us at DrunkJaysFans.com, instead of only the blogspot address (they both still work). I'm not going to lie to you... it hurts to shelve the logo, because that thing is fucking awesome, ...
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So, JP Ricciardi is bitching about the economy now. "We've got growing concerns about what's happening in the world," he told the Star . "It would be foolish of us to stick our heads in the sand and say, `We're not affected by any of this.' Our payroll hasn't been adjusted, but everyone is ...
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There's another rumour mongering report suggesting that free agent Milton Bradley is the Blue Jays top priority this off season. This time it's a brief mention from ESPN's Peter Gammons. While we ridiculed Marty York's pronouncement from on high that he had it on good authority that the Jays ...
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If there was anything that had you more excited than the way the real-life Toronto Blue Jays finished this year's season, I'm betting it was how they fared in the mystical world of intangibles known as Fantasyland. It was for that reason I deliberately waited more than seven weeks after the ...
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Some interesting claims from one JP Ricciardi (pictured here with his lovely wife Debra) in the latest Ken Rosenthal column at Fox Sports , and... uh-oh! I think we're going to have to run this through our patented JP Ricciardi Bullshit Translator 3000 . In the column, Ricciardi makes the ...
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! From Fire Joe Morgan : Hello, everyone. After 21 years, and almost 40 million posts (we'll have to check those numbers, but it's something like that), we have decided to bring FJM to an end. Although we have not lost our borderline-sociopathic joy for ...
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It's very possible that I'm getting suckered
here by some ambiguous language, but check out what
Sports Illustrated's Jon Heyman-- who always includes the Jays in this conversation-- wrote today about the suitors for Manny: The Dodgers ...
Not to get all Don Cherry on y'all, but every once in a while it's important to stop and appreciate what our veterans have done for us. This day is for you, Scott Rolen. Psyche. Getzkee. No, for realious. A big thanks to everyone who sacrificed shit so that we can write words like fuck and ...
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This whole site appears to be written in Asian, so... not speaking Asian, I have no idea if they're aware of the hilariousness of their site name or if it's completely unintended. Whatever it is, it is unmistakably written in Asian-- this much I am sure of. Hahahahaha! Because they like ...
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