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MLB.com’s Carrie Muskat is reporting that the Jays are actively shopping Roy Halladay, having offered him to the Chicago Cubs. “One thing the Blue Jays did make clear to the Cubs is they want to move Halladay this offseason,” she says, adding that highly regarded SS prospect Starlin Castro ...
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Easy there, Norma Rae. You’re all seriously aghast that a sports franchise owned by a bunch of System Access Fee barons, would actually have the gall to raise the prices on some tickets? Really? Yes, I have sympathy for the couple dozen folks who will see significant increases, and I really ...
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Bob Nightengale of USA Today earlier Tweeted that the LA Dodgers are " focusing on Blue Jay ace Roy Halladay ," realizing that any trade would have to involve Chad Billingsley and others. Meaningless Believability Factor: 45 You mean Vicente Padilla isn't going to do it as the ace of the ...
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Calls to action are normally eye-roll inducingly terrible, but I got a shit ton of emails yesterday from disenfranchised Jays fans, and combined with today's news that the team is actually considering an increase in single game tickets, you really have to let the team know how you feel. I have ...
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Okay, I'm trying to calm down right now, but I'm honestly in shock. There are so many factors that scream this is the worst possible time to increase ticket prices that it's almost humorous that Rogers Baseball Operations is actually going through with it. I realize that this only affects a ...
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The Toronto Blue Jays are kidding me, right? There's no way an organization that has done less for its fans could possibly . . . ugh . . . I don't even think I can go on. Rogers Baseball Operations has INCREASED the cost of season tickets. INCREASED! What the fuck? I'm completely dumbfounded ...
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If you reminisce with anyone who can remember high school with the least bit of fondness, you’re likely to hear about a teacher who did more than merely instruct that person in the ways of mathematics. A good high school teacher has the potential to be a lasting influence in a student’s life. ...
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I guess that because the good doctor picked
up a few third place Cy Young votes today,
Jordan Bastian of MLB.com couldn’t exactly actually make the most interesting thing he learned today central to his story, but I’m pretty sure that this was the ...
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Jays Will Allow Teams To Negotiate Extension With Halladay
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Ugh. We’re really dealing with scraps here today, and frankly I don’t plan on getting really get worked up about any of this stuff. But for lack of anything better to post, here you go: Brandon Phillips? “If the Reds are serious about trading Brandon Phillips as has been speculated, the ...
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This is Miguel Cotto sporting a Toronto Blue Jays hat prior to having his face turned into hamburger by Manny Pacquiao on Saturday night. Yeah, that seems about right.
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Happy Sunday afternoon, Monkey Army. I hope you're having a swell finale to your weekend. It's just after three in the afternoon, and even a fourth glass of wine isn't making this Steelers / Bengals game any more interesting. I'm not sure if it's the vino or the boredom, but I've been thinking ...
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For such a shitty season, it's somewhat remarkable that two Blue Jays could win Silver Slugger awards , and be this deserving. Aaron Hill and Adam Lind were the recipients of the award, based on "batting average, slugging percentage and on-base percentage, [and] the coaches and managers [also] ...
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I guess if I'm going to shit down the throats of children writing in their campus newspapers , I might as well also entertain day old rumours about Lyle Overbay . As the GM meetings closed, word broke that the Jays and Mariners were discussing a possible deal that would send the Washington ...
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Hey look, some dickless fuckface is trolling for attention from the pages of his campus newspaper. Allow me to bite. According to Chris Monahan's immense proclivity for stupidity , the Toronto Blue Jays do not belong in Major League Baseball. I first conceived this idea to restructure Major ...
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When Alex Anthopoulos first came on the scene as general manager of the Toronto Blue Jays, he promised to do things "the right way." Somehow through the myriad of vagaries and generalizations in his talking points, we could at least gather that "the right way" meant building a club that can ...
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That I’m excited about this is rather pathetic on several levels, but since the Jays are going to fucking suck again, and since this province has a fucking absurdly stupid way of selling alcohol, and since I have no choice but to buy alcohol at inconvenient fucking hours from overpaid ...
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MLB Trade Rumors has brought to our attention a report from MLB Fanhouse suggesting that the Cincinnati Reds are interested in cutting payroll . Hey Mr. Jocketty, good thing you traded for Scott Rolen at last year's trade deadline. Now, it's probably bullshit, but MLBTR ponders the possibility ...
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How is Ken Rosenthal not a bigger joke to the baseball world? I know Stoeten has been making fun of his "power of the written world" rant, and I don't want to steal his shtick, but as Rosenthal himself would put it, come on. The guy lambastes a blogger last year, clearly without reading his ...
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Ken Rosenthal
It may be the wine talking—or perhaps the fact that the Jays new GM included the “great blogs about the team” when trying to destroy the fallacy that there’s no interest in baseball here—but Bob Elliott and his maple-dick are speaking to me right now, and I think I’m in love with their siren ...
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If you're not reading this blog , you're a goddamn fucking idiot. Four posts in, and it's already won the whole internet.
