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COUNTDOWN: 34
Ripley: How do we kill it Ash? There’s gotta be a way of killing it, how, *how* do we do it? Ash: You can’t. Parker: That’s bullshit. Ash: You still don’t understand what you’re dealing with, do you? Perfect ...
CORRECTIONS, 7/25/2008
 
Monday’s Getting to Know U: Pac-10 profile of Cal quarterback Nate Longshore contained the following inaccurate paragraph: “Nate Longshore is a British Overseas Territory, 16 miles long, and 3 miles at her widest point. Boasting 33 white sand beaches with crystal clear waters, a contemporary international style, extraordinary vistas, world-class accommodations and mouth-watering ...

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TWO TALES OF NUTT
 
And I like to WIN. Houston Nutt story number one. Please read all of these in a voice triangulated somewhere between Bill Clinton and George Bush’s, and remember that for proper effect you should point and attempt to spellbind someone while doing it. Tale One: Houston Nutt is speaking to an assembled group of Ole Miss boosters. Someone mentions Enrique Davis, the late switcheroo ...

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CURIOUS INDEX, 7/25/2008
 
But they have a Bonefish Grill AND an Olive Garden! Tony Barnhart suggests that what with the second embarrassing legal incident busting up SEC Media Days in Alabama, it’s time to move the meetings to Atlanta , therefore distancing the otherwise amiable proceedings from the Alabama football/legal psychosis apparatus. Atlanta would certainly be more convenient for us, so ...

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“The accusation that we’ve lost our soul resonates with a very modern concern about authenticity.”

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STILL MORE SEC MEDIA DAY NOTES
 
Here and here . The video of the Alabama fan is particularly…enlightening. Passed Tuberville on the way to lunch, and he looked almost unnaturally tan. Not quite as tan as some… …but not too far off, either.

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“URBAN LOOKS FOR PAYBACK AGAINST UGA” (THREE MONTHS FROM NOW, BUT WE’RE ALL DEMONSTRABLY RUNNING OUT OF MATERIAL)
 
Dear readers, imagine the carnage in a world where the gentlemen of Fire Joe Morgan had a subscription to the AJC . Georgia’s See & Say of journalism helpfully provides a sidebar blurb reading, “What’s on this page ? The entry titled “Urban looks for payback against UGA,” and any of the comments about it”. Furman Bisher says, “Baaa.” ...

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 COACH RICHT CAN, BUT DID NOT CRANK DAT.
COACH RICHT CAN, BUT DID NOT CRANK DAT.
Mark Richt can but did not crank dat , sadly. Nick Saban’s procession through Media Days did gain some momentum, though. By Freek, of course…but close enough.
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SEC MEDIA DAYS: SABAN ARRIVES SANS CHARIOT OF FLAMES
9:07 a.m. We’re at SEC Media days, covering the scene and occasionally relaying actual information. The Saban invasion proved to be a bit underwhelming: no mobs of crazed men with goatees and baseball caps tearing at his flesh for souvenirs, no ...
CURIOUS INDEX, 7/24/08
 
Mike Leach has an exciting weekend in early December. He gets to go to the airport! YAYYYYYYY AIRPORT! This third-grader’s dream comes to him courtesy of DFW Airport in Dallas, which Leach called “a mess” in public . So….if you criticize an airport in public, they’ll invite you there and give you free stuff, essentially? Denpasar Ngurah Rai ...

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COUNTDOWN: 36
I would make this war as severe as possible…
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 EASTERN KENTUCKY PLAYER STEALS, IS, DOUCHEBAG
EASTERN KENTUCKY PLAYER STEALS, IS, DOUCHEBAG
Inside the bag: charger, spray, and this. The Eastern Kentucky football player whose flight from a Wal-Mart ended up tearing the tip off a sixty-seven year old woman’s thumb had his reasons for leaving the scene quickly. Not only was he ...
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 FLATLINING: CONTINUING A THEME…
FLATLINING: CONTINUING A THEME…
Earlier today, The Kid looked at coaches whose odds for a smooth season were looking less than favorable. This provoked commentary from readers, who wondered how guys like Ty Willingham weren’t going to be included in a list. The reason is ...
MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: GREG NORTON
 
For today: Greg Norton, who possessed a fine handlebar mustache in the early 80s when it was madness to have anything but the Selleck Stripe. Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers! It makes no sense at all!

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THE ODDS: CUSTOM COACHING NOOSES FOR ‘08
 
Please welcome our guest The Kid, who you may recognize from Fire Mark May and various other pieces of exceptional ADD theater. With apologies to A.J. Daulerio, we’re going to have him set the odds on the tightest coaching nooses for 2008. Enjoy. The summer has reached its All Star Break. We’re way way past the eternal hope of spring practice, we’re well into the dregs of ...

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 CURIOUS INDEX, 7/23/08
CURIOUS INDEX, 7/23/08
Feedback and pain. We bought the Who bundle of songs on Rock Band last night, and have already spectacularly failed out of no less than three of the songs on multiple instruments. IBitePrettyHard, the internet’s majordomo of ...
SNAFU’D
 
Apologies–EDSBS Live must wait due to technical difficulties. Back in force next week.

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COUNTDOWN: 37
Hide not your talents. They for use were made. What’s a sundial in the shade?
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 R.I.P., ESTELLE GETTY: GAME RESPECTS GAME.
R.I.P., ESTELLE GETTY: GAME RESPECTS GAME.
Nothing is more gangsta than a tough old woman, a maxim that if accepted means The Golden Girls? Like Escobar quadrupled, those ladies. Thus we pour out a bottle of our finest for our homegirl and pimpette Estelle Getty, who died today.  ...
VISITING LECTURER: KENTUCKY
 
Teams: there are a lot of them. In our effort to bring you the finest “bullshit” coverage of college football, our Visiting Lecturer Series today welcomes Evan and Thomas from something called Kentucky Sports Radio . Below, their bullet-point primer of the Mildcats. Do enjoy. One: what color is your season? In other words, please explain the metaphorical state of your ...

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