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EXCELLENCE IN ANNOUNCING, FCS EDITION
A bizarre day through and through–like, weird to the core, as weird long as it was weird wide as it was weird deep, just weirdness and drah-mah in all directions. It would be enough to drive even the professionals of the CAA to the limits of their patience. Or: it might even drive them to ...
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EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 10
The weekend’s agenda. ORSON (ATL) Virginia @ Miami South Carolina @ Arkansas Navy @ Notre Dame LSU @ Alabama (Which will be an ugly slugfest) Ohio State @ Penn State (Which will also be an ugly slugfest) Vandy @ Florida Connecticut @ Cincy Florida State @ Clemson USC @ ...
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MEDIOCRITY WEEK PICKS
Orson: I say we do this by order of MEDIOCRE THINGS, because it is a mediocre weekend of football in general. Holly: Huzzah, Homecoming! Orson: Northwestern@ Iowa. Mediocre thing to match: Push-ups. Insubstantial, cold, and frustrating because after all that pushing and licking, it’s ...
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THE REDNECK ROCKER RETURNS
The Subcommandante needs not appear on this blog anymore thanks to the Redneck Rocker. Gimme blood! Gimme blood pollution!!! Your favorite Mountain Dew-drinkin’, hell-raisin’ redneck is back, and it’s seven minutes plus of pure FYAH. “I look at Daryl Clark and ...
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STYLISH WAYS FOR URBAN MEYER PAY A THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLAR FINE
everydayshouldbesaturday.com — Urban Meyer has been fined $30,000 for his comments about SEC officiating, the logical endpoint of the SEC backing itself so far into a corner re: officiating. As Holly suggests, the proper greeting to this (as it is for so many things) is a ... (more) STYLISH WAYS FOR URBAN MEYER PAY A THIRTY THOUSAND ...
NOT THE KIND OF SEXY COUGAR YOU EXPECTED
everydayshouldbesaturday.com — Wyoming plays BYU this weekend. This marks an important point in the season for Dave Christensen and the Cowboys, who can continue the upward trend in a rebuilding year by getting above .500 and defeating a powerful conference foe in BYU. There is ... (more) NOT THE KIND OF SEXY COUGAR YOU EXPECTED
CURIOUS INDEX, 11/6/09
WE WERE RIIIIIIIIGHT. When you’re right so infrequently, you have to gloat when you can. Ahem: The teams are remarkably similar in build and methodology, but if you have to go with anything, go with Tyrod Taylor’s ability to, on one or two frenetic occasions in the ...
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A MOMENT OF CHARITY, PLEASE
You may remember these adorable and yet soccer-lethal scamps from Outcasts United, Warren St. John’s book about the struggles and triumphs of a refugee soccer team located here in Atlanta. Well, they don’t call it non-profit for a reason, and the fundraising never ends. Please ...
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FACTOR FIVE FIVE FACTOR PREVIEW: VIRGINIA TECH AT ECU
everydayshouldbesaturday.com — Welcome to our Factor Five Five Factor Preview of Virginita Tech at East Carolina. The Factor Five Five Factor Preview examines the Thursday Night Game, featuring the Virginia Tech Hokies versus the East Carolina Pirates. Tonight’s game will ... (more) FACTOR FIVE FIVE FACTOR PREVIEW: VIRGINIA TECH AT ECU
PENN STATE STANDS NOT FOR OVERLY FRIENDLY LIONS
Nittany Lion Drawn By Tom of Finland: Here, Terrelle. Take a tissue. I know how hard it can be. Terrelle Pryor: Thanks, I just…I just try so hard. Nittany Lion Drawn by Tom of Finland: I know, I know. Hey, have you been working out? TP: Oh, like you wouldn’t believe. ...
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NOIR RICH BROOKS CONTEMPLATES THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER
NOIR RICH BROOKS CONTEMPLATES THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER
everydayshouldbesaturday.com — Another cold day, he thought. His breath snapped in front of him like a frozen ghost. It disappeared as quickly as a married woman leaving your bed: suddenly, and sure to return in a few sad, empty seconds. He’d been breathing for years. It ... (more) NOIR RICH BROOKS CONTEMPLATES THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER
COLORADO FANS DON THE COLOR OF RAGE: POWDER BLUE
Colorado once wore power blue uniforms without shame and with regularity. Correction: there probably was some shame involved since the team did it from 1981-84, a span including ten wins out of 44 games. If that sounds familiar, it should; it’s about three wins less than Dan Hawkins 13 ...
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CURIOUS INDEX, 11/4/09
SINGLE TEAR LULZ. We hope there’s space in the Musee D’Orsay, because we’re hanging this there whether they like it or not. Block C tracks down the geniuses behind this piece of breathtaking artwork, presumably showing Hillary Swank with a wig and the ...
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LANE KIFFIN GETS A GOLD STAR
everydayshouldbesaturday.com — IT LEARNS. Lane Kiffin may be staying above the fray for now, but Mike Slive may have an excuse yet to get out his suspendin’ stick yet. Sadly, Urban Meyer may play the part of the honors student who gets to serve as a warning to everyone ... (more) LANE KIFFIN GETS A GOLD STAR
DEDICATION GOES TO THE GRAVE AND BEYOND
DEDICATION GOES TO THE GRAVE AND BEYOND
everydayshouldbesaturday.com — Ours could be any number of things: –”STILL MORE MOBILE THAN CHRIS WEINKE” –”THERE WERE FLOWERS HERE BUT PHIL FULMER ATE THEM” –”YOU’RE AT THE WRONG TOMBSTONE MIAMI’S SWAGGER IS FOUR ... (more) DEDICATION GOES TO THE GRAVE AND BEYOND
DOLLAR BILL DOUG’S PICKS: STANDING AT THE DOOR OF A BUFFET RESTAURANT AND YELLING, “SOMEBODY’S KEYIN’ A TRUCK!”
Once again, man-hugs of inappropriate affection and duration to our resident degenerate gambler Doug Gillett . RISK LEVEL 1: Throwing into coverage against a Willie Martinez secondary New Mexico +28 at Utah, 6 p.m. After last week’s disastrous picks, which began with a supposedly ...
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SHEPHERD SMITH HAS A WORD FOR OLE MISS FANS
SHEPHERD SMITH HAS A WORD FOR OLE MISS FANS
everydayshouldbesaturday.com — That’s what Ole Miss students are chanting at the end of “From Dixie With Love.” Please note that these are Ole Miss students, not alumni, who are certainly trying on the phrase with the kind of naive pissiness you find in ... (more) SHEPHERD SMITH HAS A WORD FOR OLE MISS FANS
CURIOUS INDEX, 11/4/2009
CURIOUS INDEX, 11/4/2009
everydayshouldbesaturday.com — The M reflects light to the M on the floor. Tim Brewster gives a tour of the largest locker room in college football, and at the 2:13 mark shows you what it looks like when you buy the “M” off the demolished Landmark ... (more) CURIOUS INDEX, 11/4/2009
MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: CLAY AVADA
Today’s Mustache of the Day: Clay Avada of the Arizona Diamondbacks and his award winning cunnilingus-bumper. HAPPY MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!! (HT: Chris.)
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EDSBS LIVE: SO THEN THE BARTENDER SAYS, “HEY, THAT’S NOT A DUCK!”
EDSBS Live!, with Messrs. Swindle-and-Bean, right here, 9:00 sharpish. Hear you then. Listen hyah ; chat hyah .
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