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Top 10 Fantasy Football Live Draft Intimidation Tactics
Top 10 Fantasy Football Live Draft Intimidation Tactics
Let Epic Carnival's carnie from Five Tool Tool teach you how to intimidate all at your next fantasy football draft...

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NFL

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How To Hook Up With A Deadspin Commenter
In a world of eHarmony, Match.com, and JDate, internet hook-ups are becoming a socially accepted norm. There is, however, a much overlooked forum for match-making that has thrived underground – the Deadspin comments section. I offer you a few tips for successfully hooking up with a Deadspin commenter.

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Five Male Athletes I'd Have Sex With
Here's the thing. I was out with this girl. She likes sports. I don't know how we got into it (probably because I'm a pervert) but I asked her to name five female athletes she'd have sex with.

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MLB

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Which MLB Team Has The Hottest Concession Worker?
Which MLB Team Has The Hottest Concession Worker?
By DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool Ask any home ec teacher as she sits back at the end of another satisfying day with her generic cigarettes, her rubbing alcohol and her stories, and she'll tell you -- the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. But ...
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THE MAIN ATTRACTION: FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS 101
THE MAIN ATTRACTION: FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS 101
Why you have to watch Friday Night Lights. Mainly because the author will leave NBC studio head Jeff Zucker more crippled than Jason Street if the show gets canceled, but there are a few other good reasons as well.
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Cubs in First Place, Armageddon to Follow
Cubs in First Place, Armageddon to Follow
With their 5-4 victory over Philadelphia coupled with a Milwaukee loss to the Mets, the Chicago Cubs are now in first place in the National League Central Division.....and the world will never be the same. This isn't like if the Colorado Rockies took over first place in the NL West, things are going to get weird, and they are going to get weird really quickly. ...
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THE TEN KINDS OF SPORTS BLOGGERS
THE TEN KINDS OF SPORTS BLOGGERS
by DMtShooter , Five Tool Tool Here's an Inside Baseball kind of post, but after several months of Carnie Exposure, I think I've ID'd all of the types of sports bloggers there is. Check 'em out, and if you are also in This Business of Show, see ...

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MLB

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TOP 13 SUSPECTS IN THE MURDER OF MY SPORTS BLOG
TOP 13 SUSPECTS IN THE MURDER OF MY SPORTS BLOG
by DMtShooter , Five Tool Tool For the past 48+ hours, without a word of warning or explanation, Blogger/Google has removed my 16-month old sports site, Five Tool Tool. (No link, because, um, It Doesn't Freaking Work.) We didn't even use curse ...
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Debunking the Myth of Big East Conference Football
Don't let anyone ever tell you that the Big East has a tough schedule...
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The Open Championship: 1st Round Live Blog
The Open Championship: 1st Round Live Blog
The Open Championship 1st round live blog...I'll have it going all day...Stop by, and be sure to let me know you're there in the comment section...It should be fun...

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Golf

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FROM THE GREAT WHITE NORTH: I HATE BOSTON!
FROM THE GREAT WHITE NORTH: I HATE BOSTON!
I hate the Red Sox. I hate the Celtics. I hate the Patriots. I hate the whole damn area!
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How to Have a Blogger Fight: Sports Edition
How to Have a Blogger Fight: Sports Edition
Great how-to on how to have a Blogger fight.

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Other

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Honoring Pro Sports Infamy Via Tees
Honoring Pro Sports Infamy Via Tees
Anyway, this got me thinking -- what if other pro sports teams stopped taking their history so seriously? While it's too soon for home teams to poke fun at Bonds or dog Ookie, I think looking further back could be, dare I say, healthy.

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The Ten Stages Of Athleticism
The Ten Stages Of Athleticism
These days you don't need to be fit and healthy to compete in a professional sport. Sporting superstardom is within everyones grasp, just find your place on our handy guide and see what sport would suit you best.

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MLB

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How to Have a Female in Your Fantasy Football League
How to Have a Female in Your Fantasy Football League
As more and more girls are joining fantasy football leagues (whether you like it or not), there seems to be some confusion as to how to treat the women while they are in the house of men. From a fantasy football veteran, I feel the need to offer a few guidelines to you guys out there.

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NFL

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If the Season Ended Today: MLB Awards Voting
If the Season Ended Today: MLB Awards Voting
The Epic Carnival writers voted on their picks for MVP and Cy Young in each league. Here are the results.

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Cy Young

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Roger Goodell: No Spine
Roger Goodell: No Spine
As Roger Goodell decides what to do about Michael Vick's situation, we can't help wonder: What is taking so long?
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Lohan Set to Join Bengals with Record Contract After Latest Arrest
Lohan Set to Join Bengals with Record Contract After Latest Arrest
CINCINNATI - Following her arrest for driving under the influence and in possession of several grams of cocaine, Cincinnati Bengals coach Marvin Lewis has offered refuge to troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan on his 53-person NFL roster, signing Lohan to a 7-year, $53 million deal.

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