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Let Epic Carnival's carnie from Five Tool Tool
teach you how to intimidate all at your next
fantasy football draft...
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NFL
In a world of eHarmony, Match.com, and JDate,
internet hook-ups are becoming a socially accepted norm. There
is, however, a much overlooked forum for match-making that has thrived underground – the Deadspin comments section. I offer you a few tips for successfully hooking up with a Deadspin commenter.
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Here's the thing. I was out with this
girl. She likes sports. I don't know how we
got into it (probably because I'm a pervert) but I asked her to name five female athletes she'd have sex with.
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MLB
By DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool Ask any home
ec teacher as she sits back at the end
of another satisfying day with her generic cigarettes, her rubbing alcohol and her stories, and she'll tell you -- the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. But ...
Why you have to watch Friday Night Lights.
Mainly because the author will leave NBC studio head
Jeff Zucker more crippled than Jason Street if the show gets canceled, but there are a few other good reasons as well.
With their 5-4 victory over Philadelphia coupled with
a Milwaukee loss to the Mets, the Chicago Cubs
are now in first place in the National League Central Division.....and the world will never be the same. This isn't like if the Colorado Rockies took over first place in the NL West, things are going to get weird, and they are going to get weird really quickly. ...
by DMtShooter , Five Tool Tool Here's an
Inside Baseball kind of post, but after several months
of Carnie Exposure, I think I've ID'd all of the types of sports bloggers there is. Check 'em out, and if you are also in This Business of Show, see ...
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MLB
by DMtShooter , Five Tool Tool For the
past 48+ hours, without a word of warning or
explanation, Blogger/Google has removed my 16-month old sports site, Five Tool Tool. (No link, because, um, It Doesn't Freaking Work.) We didn't even use curse ...
Don't let anyone ever tell you that the
Big East has a tough schedule...
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NCAA Football
The Open Championship 1st round live blog...I'll have
it going all day...Stop by, and be sure to
let me know you're there in the comment section...It should be fun...
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Golf
Defining each and every NFL team's season through
the midway point using flicks.
Prank-calling athletes.
I hate the Red Sox. I hate the
Celtics. I hate the Patriots. I hate the whole
damn area!
Great how-to on how to have a Blogger
fight.
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Other
Anyway, this got me thinking -- what if
other pro sports teams stopped taking their history so
seriously? While it's too soon for home teams to poke fun at Bonds or dog Ookie, I think looking further back could be, dare I say, healthy.
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These days you don't need to be fit
and healthy to compete in a professional sport. Sporting
superstardom is within everyones grasp, just find your place on our handy guide and see what sport would suit you best.
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MLB
As more and more girls are joining fantasy
football leagues (whether you like it or not), there
seems to be some confusion as to how to treat the women while they are in the house of men. From a fantasy football veteran, I feel the need to offer a few guidelines to you guys out there.
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NFL
The Epic Carnival writers voted on their picks
for MVP and Cy Young in each league. Here
are the results.
As Roger Goodell decides what to do about
Michael Vick's situation, we can't help wonder: What is
taking so long?
CINCINNATI - Following her arrest for driving under
the influence and in possession of several grams of
cocaine, Cincinnati Bengals coach Marvin Lewis has offered refuge to troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan on his 53-person NFL roster, signing Lohan to a 7-year, $53 million deal.







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