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Sit down boys. Sit please. I have to
talk to you. I'm not asking agai -- What
was that Jason? No, you certainly cannot be excused to go play with Dany! Seriously, sit down -- Wade, stop poking your -- I SAID SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP! What the ...
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I have no doubt whatsoever that hockey's minor
leagues can be a bit of a drag. Enduring
endless bus rides to far flung outposts to play a game in front of two thousand or so friends and family and then spending the night, two to a room, in Mel's Dew ...
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"We didn't have a lot of good players,"
he said. "I was disappointed a lot in different
individuals I thought would really take advantage and step up. I don't even mean the forwards with (Heatley and Alfredsson) out, just individually within team ...
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Dear Bryan, Please come back. Seriously. Get your
ass behind that bench. I can't take it anymore.
Not to put too fine a point on it, but John Paddock is an arrogant prick who can't be trusted with directing an Atom team through a weekend tournament, ...
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I need to start this with an apology.
*Ahem*...sorry PPP , but you aren't going to get
the rage filled re-cap of Monday's unpleasantness you were so hoping for. I know I promised one (and actually had it half written. It was just taking far longer ...
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In keeping with my long standing principle of
never, ever , passing up a chance to mock,
ridicule and otherwise do my utmost to stomp on the flag of Leafs' Nation, I would be remiss if I didn't add my two cents to those who are piling on in glee at ...
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Anyone who didn’t realize by the end of
December that this was exactly how this season was
going to end was either blindly optimistic or hopelessly naïve. One thing is certain, those folks haven’t been watching very closely. We never got ...
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In the summer between Grades 11 and 12,
I went to a bush party thrown by a
friend of mind on his dad’s 80-acre farm. This being Cornwall, where the entertainment possibilities presented to the teen population consisted primarily of a) go to ...
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"Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is,
would you say it's time for our viewers to
crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?" "Yes. Yes I would, Kent." Bryan, we gotta talk. I tried talking to John, but I don't ...
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Handy man special. Good foundation, fundamentally sound. Needs
electrical work (rewiring) particularly in attic. $7 million, or
best offer. Inquire: E. Melnyk, c/o Bert's Bar, Rockley, Christ Church, Barbados. Okay. I think I get it now. ...
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Alright, let's consult our handy pocket guide here.
First comes Shock and Denial, characterized by disbelief, avoidance,
and fear. Check. Next is Anger with its attendant frustration, embarassment and shame. Done and done. And I mean done . ...
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Sorry guys. We should have warned you. It
would have been the neighbourly thing to do, after
all. We've become acclimatized over the years of course, so it never really occurred to us that there might be others who would be new to the experience and ...
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Hi Martin. It's me, SLC. Now I realize
that we may have gotten off on the wrong
foot here, what with me hanging the "Swiss Pastry" moniker on you (and not the infinitely cooler "Swiss Cheese", I should add in my own defence). Oh...and of course ...
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After missing a train in 1876 in Ireland
because its printed schedule listed p.m. instead of a.m.,
he proposed a single 24-hour clock for the entire world, located at the centre of the Earth and not linked to any surface meridian. [ ...
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Flyers 2, Penguins 0. Welcome back Sydney. Did
you miss us?
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For those of you who've already seen my
post immediately following tonight's game, and even commented on
it (Hi Jared!), I have to apologize. It's gone. I deleted it. I read it three or four times and decided that I had let my emotion run away with ...
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It never fails. Whenever I've wanted to take
a little break ...take a breather...rest my weary bones
as it were, Ray Emery goes and says something stupid to drag my once infuriated but now merely exasperated ass back to the keyboard. Not content to ...
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There are abiding truths we Canuckistanians cling to,
mythologies that burrow their way into our souls until
they become part of the very fabric of our national identity. One of these is that the city of Montreal is the very embodiment of suave ...
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Speaking of The Universal Cynic , it would
seem she is moving on to better things :
And, Finally...The Announcement: Many have asked where the column has been (I've never taken two weeks off in a row). Well, after nearly four years, Sun Media and ...
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( Photo: Len Redkoles/NHLI via Getty Images) At
the risk of being accused of hyperbole, this is
the greatest thing The Bryan has ever done for us in the history of everything. Ever. The Ottawa Senators needed a defenceman and they were also ...
Definitely NOT Insects 3, Sens 2(SO): Mommy Drinks ...