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fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 23 hours ago
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News today is that Brian Westbrook will make
a full recovery from his second concussion in three
weeks, and while everyone is talking as if he'll return to the field (perhaps in time for a hoped-for playoff), I'm just happy to hear the man isn't looking at reduced capabilities. And since I'm ...
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fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 2 days ago
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Like any long form piece of blogging, this
column takes several days to write, and that time
is not continuous. I don't get to lock myself away to the exclusion of all other pursuits and responsibilities. Whose fault is that? Yours, clearly. Had you merely told 1,000 of your closest friends ...
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NFL Week 11 Picks: Don't Drive Angry
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 4 days ago
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Don't miss today's list over at NESW ,
folks. It required effort and everything! http://fivetooltool.blogspot.com - The
Sports Blog That Loves You Back!
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NESW Drop: Enemies List Vol. 2
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 5 days ago
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In honor of Eagles coach Andy "Help, My
Testicles Have Receded And I Can't Stop Kicking Field
Goals" Reid, this week's episode of You Crap comes to you from Depends Adult Brand Diapers for men. If you've got a question about the use of this product, by all means, click here . (Note: The FAQ ...
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NFL Week 10: You Crap The Bed
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 5 days ago
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10) In all of the demeaning and soul
crushing jobs that Mike Rowe has performed on television,
where does whoring for Ford rank? 9) Should I really chose my financial services provider based on their support of has-been '70s pop stars? 8) Why should the navigation issues of freaks impact my ...
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Top 10 Week 10 NFL Ad Questions
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 5 days ago
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> In all of the ways in which
your team can lose a game, the least satisfying
has to be when your coaching staff goes Maximum Pussy. Repeatedly in this game, with no evidence that the defense was going to be able to win a low-scoring game, the Eagles went for field goals instead of ...
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Eagles - Chargers Notes
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 8 days ago
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A graphic designer takes on the "trouble" helmets
of the NFL . I agree with the assessment
of the Patriots new look being kind of lame, and dearly wish for the team to embrace the ethos of the 1970s "Wonder Woman" television show. Then, it will be more socially acceptable to knock Tom Brady ...
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Fierce, Girlfriend
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 9 days ago
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Has it really been six hundred and sixty
six years since the NFL Network launched? It's only
seems that way, folks. So it's that special time of year, when the days are getting shorter and the economic worry is getting long, where you've got a freshly unwelcome race to close your picks column ...
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Week 10 NFL Picks: Going To The Enn Eff Hell
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 11 days ago
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I've started a new contract gig writing for
Ethan and the gang over at NESW, and you
should go check it out, really. Every week will be a fresh dose of hate, and really, that's not something I'm bad at. See who the lead enemy is this week... http://fivetooltool.blogspot.com - The Sports Blog ...
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NESW Drop: The Enemies List
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 11 days ago
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11) It's OK to remember Pat Tillman, but
if you forget about certain parts of the Pat
Tillman story, the Army really won't mind 10) While everyone in the NFL thanks the troops, star quarterbacks thank them most of all 9) Troops in Afghanistan are so starved for entertainment, they are ...
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Top 11 takeaways from the NFL's Veterans Day salute
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 12 days ago
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> I hate night games involving my laundry.
Any infuriating outcome will sit with you like bad
late night diner food, and keep me up for hours. I'm not saying that I have nervous energy watching these games, but I did an astounding amount of busy work with my hands -- writing, folding laundry, ...
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Eagles-Cowboys Notes: The Ruling On The Field Of Life ...
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 12 days ago
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This week on a very special episode of
You Crap, we're giving back to the community by
celebrating World Toilet Day . This honest to goodness real holiday happens in just ten days, and helps to put focus on the global sanitation crisis. Through several different agencies, you too can give a ...
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NFL Week 9: You Crap The Bed Celebrates World Toilet Day
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 12 days ago
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10) Will our troops overseas be more likely
to come home safely, now that they know there
is a free Bloomin' Onion waiting for them? 9) Is there something about jewelry from Jared that's especially appealing to hags? 8) Does any legitimate business use GoDaddy for Web services, or is there ...
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Top 10 NFL Week 9 Ad Questions
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 15 days ago
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When life gives you a Pothead Cy Young
winner, you make Pothead Cy Young winner list lemonade.
Or brownies. Mmmm, brownies. 10) How could he be so careless... to not have a medical permit? 9) Will part of his inevitable rehab involve getting a grown up haircut? 8) Why is he such a prima donna ...
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Top 10 questions from the Tim Lincecum pot bust
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 16 days ago
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12) Red Sox Fan will hear about this
much more than you will 11) A-Rod got hit
a lot 10) It's not like your laundry hasn't won recently 9) New York Fan is still bent over that Giants game 8) With any luck, you won't have to watch Brad Lidge ever again 7) It was getting kind of hard to never ...
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Top 12 consolations for Phillies Fans
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 16 days ago
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> Coming into tonight's game, despite my love
for Pedro Martinez, I knew that a win was
going to be all on the offense. They weren't ever going to win a 2-1 game in New York, not against this offense, and not with this bullpen. There was hope that they can slug their way to a win, of course; ...
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Phillies-Yankees Game Six Notes: Watching the Guillotine
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 16 days ago
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While prepping this column, I started to feel
untoward, and wound up losing consciousness. This happens far
too often, considering my general lack of sleep and advancing age, but this was a different story; this was Full Blown Unwell. And two days before a scheduled flu shot. Just unfair, ...
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Week 9 NFL Picks: Pandemia
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 17 days ago
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Our apologies for the lateness of the show
this week, as negotiations with this week's sponsor didn't
firm up until very late in the process. We're thrilled to have the classic account of Fletcher's Castoria "Bad Mommy" Laxative on board, especially in a bye week where so many regular You Crap ...
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Week 9 of You Crap The Bed: Old Time Decision Making
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 18 days ago
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> And we're back, because this has gone
so well the last two times I've tried this.
Stout heart! Firm belief! Cliff Lee! I might also still be drunk. > In that all important portion of the game where I'm not really watching due to being a less than totally worthless Dad, the Phils took a big ...
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Phillies - Yankees Game 5 Notes
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 19 days ago
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10) Terrorist Packer Fan didn't bring his "A"
game 9) Perhaps it's not a great sign when
you bring in Ancient Ahman Green to return kicks 8) Maybe one day, Aaron Rodgers will be enough of a winner to have an offensive line 7) The Packer organization still has so much love for Favre, they just ...
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Top Ten Takeaways From Favregeddon
