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11/23/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear
11/23/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear
fourthandfifty.com — Song of the Day – Chicago’s Hard to Say I’m Sorry . Chad – since you’re just going to criticize whatever I write in this space and do your own smear in the comments section, have at it tough guy. TOUGH GUY!!!! Everyone else – be sure to bitch ... (more) 11/23/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear
Look at these videos I just found!
Look at these videos I just found!
fourthandfifty.com — I just found some awesome videos on the internet. Here are 10 of them!!! 10. Some soccer guy headbutted some other soccer guy! Holy crap! 9. These guys are dancing on treadmills! Holy crap! 8. Woah! This hampster is staring at the video camera! Holy crap!  ... (more) Look at these videos I just found!
11/20/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear
11/20/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear
fourthandfifty.com — Song of the day – Counting Crows “Miami” Here is your Movember update. Last night I attended a Mustachio Bashio party, that migrated to a bar. Let me tell you, there is nothing more creepy than 6 guys with mustaches and 1 guy with a fake mustache in a bar. However, ... (more) 11/20/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear
11/19/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear
11/19/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear
fourthandfifty.com — Song of the Day – Phish “The Wedge” Wow. I can’t believe someone would make a video like this to teach our children why LSD is awesome how to play tee-ball. I’m pretty sure this is how my golf coach taught us to play golf in high school for the team, except ... (more) 11/19/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear
We are sellouts. And so should you. Be. Sellouts.
We are sellouts. And so should you. Be. Sellouts.
fourthandfifty.com — “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.” You want to get into a constitutional catfight? Which of the two scenarios below seems more likely? The Founding Fathers had ... (more) We are sellouts. And so should you. Be. Sellouts.

11/17/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear
11/17/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear
fourthandfifty.com — Song of the Day – Foo Fighers “M.I.A.” Bud Adams would like to wish you a happy 19th of Movember. I hope everyone is rocking their Mo’s out by now. I know that there were 3 this weekend. Mine looks like Adam Morrison had blonde hair and became an IT guy.  ... (more) 11/17/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear
NFL Roundup
NFL Roundup
fourthandfifty.com — All was quiet on the Texans front this week, allowing the team to dwell for a full 2 weeks on Kris Brown’s cock-up last week against the Colts. This means I have to write about all the other teams that decided not to take the week off. First off, a Donnie Avery update. Guy is a ... (more) NFL Roundup
ESPN’s Rick Reilly is a douche.  Is he also a theif?
ESPN’s Rick Reilly is a douche. Is he also a theif?
fourthandfifty.com — From espn.com, sportsblogit.com, or Rick Reilly's tummy directly? I’m not sure how to cite the above picture. From espn.com ( here )? From sportsblogit.com ( here )? From proelite.com? From something called “Esther Lin”? The important thing is, I’m kindasorta ... (more) ESPN’s Rick Reilly is a douche. Is he also a theif?
FaF Opponent Essentials – UCF Edition
FaF Opponent Essentials – UCF Edition
fourthandfifty.com — Each week, or when we feel like putting effort into it, FaF will size up our opponent, and provide you, our faithful readers, with plenty of fodder for hating the opposing team. Because that’s what we do at FaF. We don’t cheer our team on in a good-natured manner, to remain “classy” or ... (more) FaF Opponent Essentials – UCF Edition
11/13/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear
11/13/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear
fourthandfifty.com — Song of the Day – “Parting of the Sensory” Modest Mouse Today I don’t sportz. My brain fucking hurts. I just finished a paper on the landscape of creating synthetic elastin fibers and components in vitro, andits current and future tissue engineering applications. I ... (more) 11/13/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear
The Adventures of Moose Knuckle
fourthandfifty.com — I'm not Moose Knuckle, but I'm everything he aspires to be. Greetings my FaF faithful. It has been many months since my last confession post. Once the new TV season starts, it pretty much consumes a majority of my time. Add in college football and forget about it. Who has time to write  ... (more) The Adventures of Moose Knuckle
11/12/09 Houston Sports FAF Smear
11/12/09 Houston Sports FAF Smear
fourthandfifty.com — Song of the Day – Ben Folds “One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces” Today you do not get something funny to begin your FAF smear. You get a rant/call to action. Case Keenum is a legitimate Heisman trophy contender. The Heisman trophy is hands down one of the most ... (more) 11/12/09 Houston Sports FAF Smear
Teh Random Ramblingz Part Deux
Teh Random Ramblingz Part Deux
fourthandfifty.com — 10 Things That Don’t Really Relate to Sports or Anything Else. Suck it, Editor/s . 1. Hilary Clinton. Does anyone else think that she’s doing a fantastic job as Secretary of State? Maybe the bar was set very low by #4. $10 says this baby voted for Fred Thompson in the ... (more) Teh Random Ramblingz Part Deux
11/11/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear
11/11/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear
fourthandfifty.com — Song of the Day : Black Sabbath – “Paranoid”   T-Mac: "I'm ready." Rox: "No, you're not."   What did I tell you? Yesterday , I said that Tracy McGrady had announced that he was ready to return to the court for his first game since his ... (more) 11/11/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear
11/10/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear (The Big East Comes Knockin’… not really)
11/10/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear (The Big East Comes Knockin’… not really)
fourthandfifty.com — Song of the Day: The Dead 60s – “Riot Radio” There’s nothing we do better around here than talk amongst ourselves/brag about fights we didn’t get into at Bubba’s. So, in that regard I know that once I get into the meat of this post everyone [read: ... (more) 11/10/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear (The Big East Comes ...
11/9/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear
11/9/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear
fourthandfifty.com — Song of the Day : Them Crooked Vultures – “Mind Eraser (No Chaser) “ Ching(a) tu Madre   It wasn’t only the Houston Cougars that were up to last-minute heroics this past weekend. The Houston Dynamo, obviously feeling the positive vibes on the field at ... (more) 11/9/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear
Hogan’s (My) Hero: Houston v. Tulsa Recap
Hogan’s (My) Hero: Houston v. Tulsa Recap
fourthandfifty.com — Holy goat balls! How did that happen? HOW! DID! THAT! HAPPEN?!!?! A sack with less than a minute remaining on the Cougars’ 2-point conversion attempt all but crushed our hopes at victory. There’s no way that the Coogs can recover an onside kick. Even if they did, they’d ... (more) Hogan’s (My) Hero: Houston v. Tulsa Recap
Houston Sports FaF Smear November 6th
Houston Sports FaF Smear November 6th
fourthandfifty.com — Song of the Day – Yeah Sapphire – The Hold Steady Jerrah (yeeeee-haawww!) thought he was doing Dallas a favor by building his billion dollar dream stadium, bringing Dallas all the revenue of the Super Bowl this year. However, considering the fact that the NBA All-Star game is ... (more) Houston Sports FaF Smear November 6th
FAF Opponent Essentials: Tulane
FAF Opponent Essentials: Tulane
fourthandfifty.com — Each week, or when we feel like putting effort into it, FAF will size up our opponent, and provide you, our faithful readers, with plenty of fodder for hating the opposing team. Because that’s what we do at FAF. We don’t cheer our team on in a good-natured manner, to remain ... (more) FAF Opponent Essentials: Tulane
November 5th Houston Sports FaF Smear
November 5th Houston Sports FaF Smear
fourthandfifty.com — Song of the day – Wolf Like Me -TV on the Radio This swine flu, or H1N1 flu, is getting out of control! Your cats are now at risk . My job even issued “flu kits” to everyone on campus. This included cough drops, 2 different types of wet naps, tissues, and a one ... (more) November 5th Houston Sports FaF Smear
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