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Everytime we played NCAA on our Playstation we would always go to the records section to marvel at what TIm Rattay and Troy Edwards did that day. 21 catches, 405 yards… A mark that we couldnt even touch on the Rookie level…and we threw the ball every time. Whats more, Edwards had 50 career receiving touchdowns (NCAA record), 27 touchdowns in 1998 (NCAA record), 140 ...
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NCAA Football
Degenerate gamblers by nature and birthright, your humble blogging hosts Bunkie Perkins and Michael Medallion, and other special guests, try to give you some guidance as you wager your plasma donation earnings on this week’s games.
Alabama +6 v. Clemson (in Atlanta)
BP: Clemson. Usually Im a sucker for a team that has a quarterback with impressive flowing locks, but not even I ...
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NCAA Football
Missouri Tigers
Drink from the chalice of testicular fortitude and ye shall have life and have it abundantly
The holy grail in Louisiana now comes in the form of a 32 oz. fast food chicken commemorative. The good people at Raisin’ Canes , who have been contributing to our diabetic condition for years with their sweet tea, have teamed up with The Hat to promote chicken strips, general ...
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NCAA Football
LSU Fightin' Tigers
Welcome Young Phelps. This is how it feels to be a celebrity, and just not any celebrity, a sports celebrity. You see young Phelps, this is how it’s done. You’ve already got the magazine covers , you’re going to host SNL , and every girl wants your well sculpted abs (no homo) right now. But, you haven’t reached the pinnacle of sports celebness until you have your ...
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Golf
Tiger Woods
I hate to dabble in too much blog race mixing around here but Shawne Merriman’s tusted advisor would like to have a word with you over at The Union .
Have no fear, plenty of college football goodness will be coming your way over here in the next 24…
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NFL
Shawne Merriman
Two for the price of one on Thirsty Thursdays
In our constant pursuit to whore ourselves out at every opportunity, we’ll be pulling double duty Thursday, writing our usual drivel over here and running the show all day over at The Union , which is a mulatto mongrel hoard of several blogs all rolled into one, but Im sure they will have a poster sale, a Smoothie King, and a booth ...
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There are two things in this world we
know entirely too much about, SEC football and Saved
By the Bell. Both are vats of completely useless knowledge (useless unless you are in the South or are in a conversation with Dustin Diamond, who is ...
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NCAA Football
Against all parameters of time, logic, and a legal work force, the Ole Miss Athletic Department has gotten their massive new Jumbotron up and working. Whats the first thing you’d play on that thing…Scarface? Godfather 2? Maybe a little Call of Duty online? Or how about just the movie you had in your suburban that you use to keep the kids quiet during trips to the OTB.
This ...
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The Perfect Storm, selling enough slogan t’s to make Dane Cook blush
The Perfect Storm hype is building in rural corners of Alabama where, before Perriloux’s arrival, Saturday night entertainment probably revolved heavily around watching two dogs try to get “unattached” after some hot and heavy stray mut coitus…the forced separation via water house is ...
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NCAA Football
Alabama Crimson Tide
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We use the same joke as the fat
middle-aged data entry clerk in your office when you
ask her how her day is going (even though you really don’t care) to bring you our favorite links from the weekend… USA wins gold in one of the best ...
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NFL
In order to give everyone a break from sports-related news, FOTP proudly brings you some celebrity news and gossip:
The season premiere of The Hills was this past Monday. Very Craptastic .
No one better outbid me for this chance of a lifetime .
Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes are in the Victoria’s Secret “Supermodel Obsession” book .
Lindsay Lohan shows off her ...
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Adriana Lima
Shaquille O'Neal
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High class cajun at 80 miles an hour
What new money in Louisiana will get you…a stretch
job with a tasteful mural of your beloved Tigers. There’s no doubt that this is what the $ 60 Million Dollar Man rolled around in in Baton ...
In honor of the U.S. and A winning gold in women’s beach volleyball at the Olympics , here’s some of video of those olympic beach volleyball cheerleaders (or cheergirls) that everyone ( including us ) has been talking about (another after the jump). Of course, the best video of these dancing ladies can be found on the NBC website (heaven forbid we figure out a way to embed ...
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Olympics
Saints Deuce McAllister and Drew Brees greeted President George W. Bush at the New Orleans International Airport in Kenner fuckin’ Kenner, LA (you are required to say fuckin’ before saying Kenner, there’s a law) when he arrived to attend events marking the third anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. No sign of Reggie “The President” Bush (is he even called that ...
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New Orleans Saints
Deuce McAllister
Drew Brees
From the genius intellect of sports blog legend and photoshopping phenom LSUFreak, a special heartfelt message from the members of the Big Ten Conference.
(HT: EDSBS …of course)
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During the summer our crack staff of malcontents
and social drinkers will be compiling a list of
the ten most excruciatingly terrible people on the face of the earth. Those distinctly unique douchebags who completely fail at life and yet still ...
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Here’s a nice photo of a lovely dancer during the women’s quaterfinals basketball game between China and Belarus at the Olympics. It wouldn’t hurt if she and her dance team could show a little more skin. Though, if you’re stuck watching the China-Belarus women’s basketball game, you’ll likely settle for anything.
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China
We use the same joke as the fat middle-aged data entry clerk in your office when you ask her how her day is going (even though you really don’t care) to bring you our favorite links from the weekend…
That Michael Phelps fellow might have some promise .
LT hangs out with Kimbo Slice, hilarity ensues .
Pete Carroll thinks Nick Saban’s salary is paltry .
Just one more ...
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NCAA Football
Michael Phelps
LaDainian Tomlinson
Kimbo Slice
Pete Carroll
Nick Saban
In order to give everyone a break from sports-related news, FOTP proudly brings you some celebrity news and gossip:
Forget Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan still wants her some penis .
Anna Kournikova is in the September issue of Maxim .
Not to forget the Olympics, some nudie pics of Sweden’s Sara Boberg have surfaced .
Audrina’s got her a new Justin ...
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Anna Kournikova
Sweden
Kim Kardashian
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Tim Tebow isn’t the only major magazine cover
boy in the SEC right now. Alabama’s Nick Saban
is on cover of the latest Forbes Magazine which declares him “Sports’ Most Powerful Coach” . Would you look at that ...
SEC Predictions: If They Were Saved By the Bell Episodes