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The poetry of premature trash-talk.
This was originally a feature I wanted to do on a weekly basis for Dr. Saturday, but he wanted to go with "Profiles in Disillusion" instead. And since that feature is on hiatus now that the season is winding to a close, I thought to myself, what better way to finally let it see the light of day ...
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Blue skies, heaven-sent.
You mess with our hedges, we mess with your turf . . . oh, no, I guess this is our turf now. First, a confession: Other than Joe Cox's final kneeldown, I still have yet to see any of Georgia's win over Georgia Tech from Saturday night. When that game started, I was watching another game ...
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Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!?: The Georgia Tech preview.
I, too, think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. Hometown: Atlanta, Georgia. Last season: Started 6-1, went through an unpleasant 1-2 late-season slump with losses to Virginia and UNC, but bounced back to beat Miami and ...
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The Friday Random Ten +5 gives thanks for the little things, again.
I've given thanks for some of the bigger and more important things in my life on this blog, including y'all, my loyal and incredibly patient readers, but now it's time to give shout-outs to some of the little things that may not get top billing when we're going around the Thanksgiving dinner ...
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Thank you.
While we're all taking this day to ponder all the things we're thankful for, I thought I'd take a moment to do the same here. I know the ratio of maudlin posts to overall posts on this blog has been creeping upward of late, for which I apologize, but I want to thank you all for being regular ...
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Too soon, hippies. Too soon.
In light of everything that Bulldog Nation has had to endure in the past week, this is kind of like watching an old lady get carjacked, thrown into the street, and run over by another car, and then, as she lies there broken and dying on the pavement, bending over and saying, "Ma'am, have you ...
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Poll dancing, week 12: Congratulations to our new Kentucky overlords . . .
. . . Now if you'll excuse me, I believe there's a ledge I need to fling myself off of. Games watched: Oklahoma State-Colorado, the end of Florida State-Maryland, parts of Texas Tech-Oklahoma, fourth quarter and OT of Connecticut-Notre Dame, Ole Miss-LSU, parts of Clemson-Virginia, every ...
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If I was you, if I was you I wouldn't treat me the way you do . . .
If I was you, if I was you I wouldn't treat me the way you do . . .
heyjennyslater.blogspot.com — The game was an embarrassment. The turnover on the very first play of the second half was... an embarrassment. Both of Joe Cox's interceptions were embarrassments. The play-calling, particularly on offense, was an embarrassment. Getting outscored 28-7 ... (more) If I was you, if I was you I wouldn't treat me the way ...
Five for Slive podcast: Heading down the home stretch and gearing up for the bowls.
MP3 File This week's Five for Slive podcast is up, and while the SEC championship-game matchup may be long decided and this weekend's slate may be pretty weak sauce -- seriously, if Georgia-Kentucky is the second-best game, then move along, folks, there's nothing to see here -- there's ...
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Baby Wario I don't know why none of the evil characters have baby analogues. Faggy Kong Before anyone gets all agitated, this was Holly's idea. At least that's how I'm remembering it. Wapeach None of the female characters have "evil" versions like Wario or Waluigi.
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R.I.P., D.G.D.
Uga VII, the seventh in our long and distinguished line of English bulldogs, apparently passed away after a heart attack this morning. Rest in peace, pup. Various folks on Twitter have informed me that Sonny Seiler has said there will be a bulldog on the sideline at Georgia Tech next week, ...
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No sleep 'til Tampa: The Kentucky preview.
No sleep 'til Tampa: The Kentucky preview.
heyjennyslater.blogspot.com — Location: Lexington, Kentucky. Last season: Started 4-0 after blazing through a ridiculously cakey non-conference schedule, then got... bitchmade as soon as conference play started, but beat Arkansas and Mississippi State by a point apiece to get ... (more) No sleep 'til Tampa: The Kentucky preview.
Poll dancing, week 11: Oh, right, there were other games on Saturday.
Ballots are a little tardy this week because, like Kyle, I'm still recovering from Georgia-Auburn weekend. In the midst of my euphoria over our first relevant win in what seems like forever, I temporarily forgot that there were other games this past weekend, but then I remembered that I'd ...
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You've got a home here.
"Georgia Wins" on the Jumbotron, and Athens itself -- both sights for sore eyes. I felt my eyes welling up not once but twice Saturday night -- the first time was when the lone trumpeter started playing in the southwest corner of the upper deck at Sanford Stadium and the highlight video ...
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Monday Morning Cage Match XXII:City Slicker vs. Shitty Predictor.
After a moving/family-gathering-induced one-week hiatus, the Cage Match is back with a matchup I'm surprised I didn't think of before now: Actor/comedian Billy Crystal vs. commentator/editor Bill Kristol. Oddly enough, I'm pretty sure Kristol has more "Daily Show" appearances under his belt, but ...
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The Friday Random Ten+5 spreads itself around, so to speak.
As I've already mentioned, last weekend I was up in deepest, darkest West F'in' Virginia with a whole houseful of my dad's relatives, remembering my granddad, who passed away this past May. At my dad's suggestion, we all stood around in the main room of their big ol' house up on top of the ...
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Speaking with the enemy: Pickin' the brains of a Plainsman.
This Saturday will mark my 13th straight season of attending the Georgia-Auburn game, for as I mentioned in the game preview, I've always looked forward to this game as one of the friendlier, less bile-infused rivalries on the annual Georgia schedule. Not that I don't want the Dawgs to kick ...
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What happens in Vegas stays (for now) in Vegas: The Auburn preview.
God, this picture never gets old. Hometown: Auburn, Alabama. Last season: After all the turmoil on the Plains last season, it's almost hard to remember they were knocking on the door of the top 10 in the preseason rankings and started 4-1, but the writing seemed to be on the wall with ...
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If this isn't the best welcome-home someone can possibly get, it's close.
As the owner of two Boston terriers who have been known to go bug-nuts crazy when I return home from something as mundane as a trip to the grocery store, I can only imagine how happy both of these two are feeling right now. That's from "The Late Movies: Dogs Welcoming Home Soldiers," ...
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