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Canucks Sign Sami Salo to an Extension
In the rare case of an athlete choosing comfort and security over getting the most money possible, Sami Salo signed a 4-year, $14million contract extension with the Vancouver Canucks yesterday. Despite Salo's injury problems over the years, he could ...
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Hockey Rants
It's been awhile since we had one of those meme fads make its way around the hockey blogosphere, so I'm up at 7:30AM on a Sunday morning and got nothing better to do. If I Were a Hockey Player: Team : Vancouver Canucks (gotta be the hometown) Uniform...
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 07-08 Predictions With Conviction
07-08 Predictions With Conviction
by Jes Well, I finally put together the little predictions spreadsheet that I do every year, comparing my picks with Greg's, Mirtle's, and other mainstream writers and publications. Just to brag a little, I tend to kick the MSM's ass quite ...

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No Stanley Cup Parade for Anaheim
by Jes If you thought the New Jersey Devils holding a Stanley Cup 'parade party' in a parking lot was bad, check out what the Ducks are doing. There won't be a Stanley Cup parade in Anaheim, although it won't be because of traffic issues. Instead, ...
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 Photo of the Day: Dustin Penner's Day With the Cup
Photo of the Day: Dustin Penner's Day With the Cup
Some guys do strange things with the Stanley Cup ... Dustin Penner? He decided to take it for an MRI. After a good hour's drive from Winnipeg, Uncle Dale pulled up in front of the Boundary Trails Health Centre, where Dustin's Mom, Linda, is a ...
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HNIC: Now with 15% Less Maple Leafs!
by Jes Some big news in the world of broadcasting this week as the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) extended their deal to host Hockey Night in Canada on Saturdays. From the Mother Ship: The CBC and the NHL announced a new television deal ...
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 VICTORY !!!!!!
VICTORY !!!!!!
Some people like extreme skiing, cocaine, or cliff jumping. For my adrenaline rush, I'll take NHL playoff hockey for $400, Alex. Canucks 4 - Stars 1 ... Canucks finally got some Power Play tallies, showed hunger in the final two periods, and ...
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The Truth About Jan Bulis
Jan Bulis : Penalty Killer Extraordinaire, Master of the Hip-Check, Pavol Demitra wanna-be. Bulis doesn't get a whole lot of love and respect from Canucks' fan and media, because these people just don't know the REAL Jan Bulis. Things about Jan ...
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 Photo of the Day: Payback is a Bitch
Photo of the Day: Payback is a Bitch
by Jes You'd think I'd learn from the example of a particular blogger and not make stupid bets. Well, I got brave and made a bet with Earl Sleek, aka "Patrick Swayze's #1 Fan" , and lost ... no thanks to the stupid Canucks Power Play. So, here is ...
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Hockey Rants
We're used to non-hockey mediots taking potshots at the great sport of hockey. ( Remember THIS ESPN Cartoon?) It's like a bee sting, really. We can handle one or two of these jabs, but after about 1,000, it really gets annoying. So, I decided to go on ...
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Stupid Butt-man Tricks
by Jes Let's have a show of hands here. How many of you think that the NHL ought to expand to 32 teams? Wow, nobody... except the idiots at the NHL's Front Offices ... Even when the NHL swore that expansion was off the table, no one was buying it. ...
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Hate the High Salary Cap? Blame Canada!
by Jes With the NHL Salary Cap hitting an amazing $50mil+ for the next season, people are wondering how the figure got so high, especially considering the much-more-popular NBA has a cap of just $56mil. Well, the answer lies in the stronger Canadian ...
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 The Staal Crime Family
The Staal Crime Family
Yes, he wore his hockey sweater to the county jail It looks like another NHLer is in trouble with the law. Who? Eric Staal, one of the 'golden boys' of the NHL and EA Cover d00d. Carolina Hurricanes center Eric Staal was one of 14 people ...
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 Are You Drinkin' With Me, Tik?
Are You Drinkin' With Me, Tik?
by Greg Alanah at Canucks and Beyond has a great little concept here -- which hockey players would make the best drinking partners? In the comments, she urged me to do the same (um, a while back -- we don't move too quickly down here in the South), ...
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 Reliving the One-on-One Hockey Challenge Card Game
Reliving the One-on-One Hockey Challenge Card Game
by Jes Over a decade ago, 1995 to be exact, Magic: The Gathering , was an uber-popular CCG (Collectable Card Game) among my teenage schoolmates and I. Just like nowadays with Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh, kids spent most of their pocket money on these ...
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 Avalanche Blogger Roundtable
Avalanche Blogger Roundtable
by Greg After the off-season arrivals of Ryan Smyth and Scott Hannan, and departures of Pierre Turgeon and Patrice Brisebois, there's a renewed sense of optimism in Avalanche-land. It's morning in America, to coin a phrase. They missed the playoffs ...
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What's Wrong with the Ducks?
by Jes The Anaheim Ducks, defending cup champs, have opened up the new season in a horrible slump. Slumps are typical for clubs over the course of the year, but it is odd to see the likes of the Blue Jackets doing well while the Anaheim Ducks are ...
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 Have a Hockey Hallowe'en!
Have a Hockey Hallowe'en!
by Jes Ahh, Hallowe'en, the time for children to get stuffed with fattening treats, shoot fireworks at each other, and dress up in costume. For the adults, it's not that much different, other than revolvers replacing fireworks, most of the time. ...
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Mediot of the Day: Jim Kelley
by Jes Jim Kelley , as Dominik Hasek will tell you, is one of those pasty, overweight sports writers that likes to think himself as above the NHL players that provide him with the means to make a living. You know, the 'nerd' who likes to chop down ...
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OMFG!! Pavol Demitra is a Canuck!
by Jes PAVOL!!! PavolPavolPavolPavolPavolPavolPavolPavolPavol PavolPavolPavolPavolPavolPavolPavolPavolPavol PavolPavolPavolPavolPavolPavolPavolPavolPavol PavolPavolPavolPavolPavolPavolPavolPavolPavol PavolPavolPavolPavolPavolPavolPavolPavolPavol ...

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