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On a day where our very own Matron Saint was implicated in a tawdry scandal, I think we all deserve a hot injection of Adriana Lima into our evening. Thanks to reader Crista for the pics. WOOHOO!
(more mildly NSFW after the “yump”)
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Welcome back for another fun week of poorly thought out wagers. While you’re sitting there reading this I’m locked in a very large warehouse counting a lot of stuff while trying to limit my dust intake. Good times. Anyway, I was able to find three of the world’s foremost ...
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Billy “I Own Four TV’s” Simmons had an article detailing the Pats 4th and 2 call from Sunday Night. It contains the usual assortment of Simmons arguments that he deems irrefutable. But forget all that. Look at this:
Seattle loves me for defending its Sonics after ...
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Bill Simmons
Seattle Seahawks
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Yesterday it was announced that Tony Dungy will
head the Players Advisory Forum , a group that
will serve as a intermediary between players who want to bitch and the league executives who want to ignore them. Already committed to the cause is a ...
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Maharishi Dungy Will Clense You of Your Wickedness. WHO ...
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Here’s the NFL Play 60 ad with Breesus and Polamalu cavorting and capering on the South Lawn of the White House that will air beginning Thanksgiving weekend. C’mon Troy, I know you have a PCL sprain, but you should be able to cover a middle aged socialist Mooslim.
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Carolina Panthers
Miami Dolphins
Green Bay Packers
Greg Olsen
Baltimore Ravens
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We had some great questions submitted after lunch
today, and that’s too bad, because the bulk of
the mailbag is always written the night before. Wednesday, people. That’s the best time to submit questions. Now, on to the mailbag! ...
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In Which Readers’ Lives Play Out Like Popular Films: the ...
Laura here is in her first season with the Cincinnati Ben-Gals cheerleading team. At 41, she is also the oldest cheerleader in the league. Admirably, she has refused to let age stand in the way of her desperate, desperate need for attention . Sorry, that’s a really mean joke; actually I ...
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Cincinnati Bengals
Buffalo Bills
Jeremy Shockey
THIS FACKIN GREEK FAKE-HISPANIC BITCH IS RAWPONSIBLE FAH ALL OW-AH SAWFFERING! That’s right, everybody. Put down all the statistical analyses proving that Belichick did actually make the correct decision by trying to convert the 4th and 2. Turns out, the Patriots were fated to lose ...
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New England Patriots
Bill Belichick
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I cry for this couple’s future children. Hell,
I weep for all of us. Thank goodness we’re
all gonna be wiped clean from the Earth in 2012. Because, really, once you see a bald, schlubby white groom do the spastic Ray Lewis ...
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The Most Fearsome Wedding Procession Ever
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I hear your lookin’ for a new football
coach. Shoot fella, this is your lucky day. It
just so happens that, after much careful reflection, I have decided to draw a curtain on my distinguished college coaching career and return to the scene of my ...
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Hey there fella, Glanville wants to coach your football ...
Someone at my gym was telling me about a guy who went into the hospital with back pain; he told the doctors he was afraid he had spine flu . And that’s not a joke. That apparently really happened, according to the second-hand story that I’m now making a third-hand story.
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Sean Taylor
Jeff George
LeBron James loves football, attention. LeBron James still pines for the sport he left behind in high school, and he’s not too humble to tell people he could still be a “really good” receiver in the NFL . Of course James isn’t stopping there. The Cleveland Cavaliers ...
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James Brown
NO DICK, WE’RE NOT HIRING. Dick Jauron was fired by the Buffalo Bills yesterday. And yet Charlie Weis is free to graze around South Bend without so much as a cattle prod. Too bad for Jauron; his teams always seemed so well-prepared. And they had such depth. And they routinely play in ...
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Dick Jauron
Buffalo Bills
Charlie Weis
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Image courtesy of NY Post via Upstate Underdog
Here’s some more of this lovely young woman for
your enjoyment… Now I don’t have any funny caption for this last picture, but… ...
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LOLNFL: Week 10
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Donovan McNabb: Damn, man. You couldn’t have waited
one more week to get your form back? What
got into you? LaDainian Tomlinson: Wife got pregnant. Donovan McNabb: How does that work? LaDainian Tomlinson: ...
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The Pitter Patter of Little LaToeFeet
Wade: Gosh dangit. We had to go and ruin a perfectly good four-game winnin’ streak by strollin’ into Green Bay and layin’ a darn egg! Ugh.
Well, guess I better get to work. We got those pesky Redskins comin’ in this week, and I know darn well they’ll be loaded for bear. I better study ...
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Wrangler Really Tiny Jean Shorts – watch more
funny videos Well then it would almost certainly look
just like this, only with a few more homoerotic double entendres . [ Funny or Die ]
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What If Tobias Fünke Had Directed Brett Favre’s Wrangler ...
It makes you wonder how Flacco didn’t make this post .
The Browns are hanging with the Ravens through the first quarter, even if that isn’t likely to continue. Making Bawlmer burn their entire complement of first half timeouts in eight minutes will probably be the top ...
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Baltimore Ravens
Joe Flacco
Cleveland Browns
Mike Tirico
Jarret Johnson
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Or, alternatively: X MARKS THE RAPIST. Yes, that’s
Shawne Merriman with the logo for something called POWERADE
ION4 shaved into the side of his head, because who wants Brent Celek to get away with being the biggest guerrilla marketing ...
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Electrolytes Out!
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Everyone got so swept up in Patriots chokery,
it’s like they forgot all about Steelers schadenfreude. Yesterday
the Bengals essentially locked up the AFC North by completing a sweep of the Steelers thanks to getting one of those ...
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Not So Fast – There Are Annoying Yinzers to Mock, Too
