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Michael Tunison, better known as Christmas Ape of
Kissing Suzy KoLber and Deadspin fame, was fired after
coming out of the blogger closet.
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This comes from reader Sharkey, who just made
my weekend. This needs no embellishment. Life at the
University of Minnesota, rooting for the shithole that is the Gopher football program, is tough. We need to latch on to any success we may have. ...
A lot of times we’ll get criticism from
people when we shit all over big media types
like Simmons. “What’s your problem, man? What are you, trying to start some kind of revolution? Stop with the whole blogs as an “Up with people” movement, ...
Since we’re getting paid for our dick joke
slingery, I thought I’d join the Maj and Ufford
in coming out from the shelter of complete anonymity. So, yeah, it kind of sucks out here. Anyway, I’m this guy and I work for this dying ...
Learn it. Live it. Love it. Purple Jesus
is here to unite all people in the name
of treating oncoming linebackers like foster children. It is a new day.
Apologies if this is NSFW, but it can't
be denied. Those are HUGE sunglasses. Very measty. He
plays end, all right. Thanks to reader leafar.
With the Red Sox advancing to the World
Series, Boston College still undefeated, KG moving to the
Celtics, and this year’s Patriots in the process of becoming the best team in the history of the NFL (and you’re a fucking idiot if you don’t ...
You see, there's not that many European-American wide
receivers, so we have to do a little bit
extra. Because the percentage of us playing this position -- which people didn't want us to play -- is low, we're held to a different standard.
I suck at naming fantasy teams. Every year
I come up with a fantasy team name (last
year’s were Babette’s Meast and Hot Carl Lee), and every year I discover myriad other team names that put mine to shame. This is disappointing, as 50% of the joy ...
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The Maj's outlook on our 2007 Washington Redskins.
(My favorite part is the caption.)
Christmas Ape linked to this petition earlier in
the day, from Patriot fans calling on Roger Goodell
to investigate the outcome of the Super Bowl. Yes, because no Boston team can ever lose without it being a cosmic injustice of notable historic ...
I am 30 years old now, and have
reached the point in my life where drinking alcohol
has begun to fuck with my sleeping patterns. If I drink a six-pack and a glass of bourbon on a Friday night, as I am wont to do, I’ll sometimes wake up at 2AM, unable to fall back asleep. This pisses me off greatly. God, the greatest hater of them all, is forcing me to choose between boozing and a good ...
We at KSK like to think of ourselves
as one big happy family. True, it may be
the kind of family that has an alcoholic, cross-dressing uncle, a kleptomaniac mom and a knocked-up 14-year old daughter, but it's a family nonetheless. And what better way ...
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Simmons column has been up for approximately two
hours and we've already received a bevy of e-mails
attesting to its retardery. Rest assured that we've read it, punched our desks a few times, scoffed indignantly at a few choice excerpts and decided ...
Scouts have always said Brady Quinn excelled at
gripping the ball. HEY-O!!!!!!!! Caption contest in the comments.
Winners get posted tomorrow.
Now that the NFL has decided to start
playing games abroad in an attempt to extend their
global fanbase, we at KSK have taken it upon ourselves to begin a multi-part series schooling our international friends in all things NFL. First up: England. ...
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ESPN's Chris Mortensen has learned that ESPN’s Bill
Parcells is currently on a charter flight to Atlanta
tonight. ESPN's Chris Mortensen reports that earlier report of ESPN’s Bill Parcells currently on a charter flight to Atlanta tonight may or ...
Osi Umeryiora, who has a long tradition of
liking to freak you nasty, is getting ready to
face the Packers in the NFC title game on Sunday. And nothing helps relax Osi before the big game like paying three grand to unload his bowels on some random ...
This is reposted from my old FKS blog.
Guess what day Sunday is? You see that calendar?
You see what it says? That’s right, sluts. Motherfucking Father’s Day. This day used to be for all the other douchebags that had kids. Well, now it’s my turn. And I’m not settling for one of those half-assed Father’s Days my dad always had, when he got socks and a card and ended up ...
Remember OJ? He's back! In pog video game
form! You might have heard about this new game,
All-Pro Football 2K8 (that's gamer language for "Too Kate" -- which I assume is a a tender dedication from the game's programmer to e-lover). It's the one that ...











Christmas Ape Gets Canned From Washington Post for KSK ...