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Christmas Ape Gets Canned From Washington Post for KSK Escapades
Christmas Ape Gets Canned From Washington Post for KSK Escapades
Michael Tunison, better known as Christmas Ape of Kissing Suzy KoLber and Deadspin fame, was fired after coming out of the blogger closet.

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Koolaid Maroney Wants U To Wash U Ass
Koolaid Maroney Wants U To Wash U Ass
This comes from reader Sharkey, who just made my weekend. This needs no embellishment. Life at the University of Minnesota, rooting for the shithole that is the Gopher football program, is tough. We need to latch on to any success we may have. ...
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Colin Cowherd Can Eat A Fat D--k
A lot of times we’ll get criticism from people when we shit all over big media types like Simmons. “What’s your problem, man? What are you, trying to start some kind of revolution? Stop with the whole blogs as an “Up with people” movement, ...
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Drunk Blogger Staggers Into The Light
Drunk Blogger Staggers Into The Light
Since we’re getting paid for our dick joke slingery, I thought I’d join the Maj and Ufford in coming out from the shelter of complete anonymity. So, yeah, it kind of sucks out here. Anyway, I’m this guy and I work for this dying ...
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His Name Is Not Adrian Peterson.  His Name Is Purple Jesus.
His Name Is Not Adrian Peterson. His Name Is Purple Jesus.
Learn it. Live it. Love it. Purple Jesus is here to unite all people in the name of treating oncoming linebackers like foster children. It is a new day.
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Osi Umenyiora Likes His Onions
Apologies if this is NSFW, but it can't be denied. Those are HUGE sunglasses. Very measty. He plays end, all right. Thanks to reader leafar.
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The KSK Guide To Being An Insufferable A--Hole S--thead F--kface Fan Of Boston-Area Sports Teams
The KSK Guide To Being An Insufferable A--Hole S--thead F--kface Fan Of Boston-Area Sports Teams
With the Red Sox advancing to the World Series, Boston College still undefeated, KG moving to the Celtics, and this year’s Patriots in the process of becoming the best team in the history of the NFL (and you’re a fucking idiot if you don’t ...
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White Wide Receivers Have to Give a Little Extra
White Wide Receivers Have to Give a Little Extra
You see, there's not that many European-American wide receivers, so we have to do a little bit extra. Because the percentage of us playing this position -- which people didn't want us to play -- is low, we're held to a different standard.
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The KSK Guide To Naming Your Fantasy Team
The KSK Guide To Naming Your Fantasy Team
I suck at naming fantasy teams. Every year I come up with a fantasy team name (last year’s were Babette’s Meast and Hot Carl Lee), and every year I discover myriad other team names that put mine to shame. This is disappointing, as 50% of the joy ...

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KSK 2007 NFL Season Prekkake: Washington Hogs Redskins
KSK 2007 NFL Season Prekkake: Washington Hogs Redskins
The Maj's outlook on our 2007 Washington Redskins. (My favorite part is the caption.)
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Patriots Fans Feel Robbed, Want Black Man To Blame
Patriots Fans Feel Robbed, Want Black Man To Blame
Christmas Ape linked to this petition earlier in the day, from Patriot fans calling on Roger Goodell to investigate the outcome of the Super Bowl. Yes, because no Boston team can ever lose without it being a cosmic injustice of notable historic ...
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Your 2007 NFL Drinking And Drugging Season Preview
Your 2007 NFL Drinking And Drugging Season Preview
I am 30 years old now, and have reached the point in my life where drinking alcohol has begun to fuck with my sleeping patterns. If I drink a six-pack and a glass of bourbon on a Friday night, as I am wont to do, I’ll sometimes wake up at 2AM, unable to fall back asleep. This pisses me off greatly. God, the greatest hater of them all, is forcing me to choose between boozing and a good ...
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"It's always there, in the lower right hand corner, just waiting to suck."
We at KSK like to think of ourselves as one big happy family. True, it may be the kind of family that has an alcoholic, cross-dressing uncle, a kleptomaniac mom and a knocked-up 14-year old daughter, but it's a family nonetheless. And what better way ...

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EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY -- The Bounty On Bill Simmons' Hands Has Been Set at $20
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY -- The Bounty On Bill Simmons' Hands Has Been Set at $20
Simmons column has been up for approximately two hours and we've already received a bevy of e-mails attesting to its retardery. Rest assured that we've read it, punched our desks a few times, scoffed indignantly at a few choice excerpts and decided ...
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Uh, What The F--k?
Uh, What The F--k?
Scouts have always said Brady Quinn excelled at gripping the ball. HEY-O!!!!!!!! Caption contest in the comments. Winners get posted tomorrow.
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KSK Guide to American Football For Pussified Countries Of The International Arena: England!
KSK Guide to American Football For Pussified Countries Of The International Arena: England!
Now that the NFL has decided to start playing games abroad in an attempt to extend their global fanbase, we at KSK have taken it upon ourselves to begin a multi-part series schooling our international friends in all things NFL. First up: England.  ...

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ESPN’s Chris Mortensen Reports That ESPN’s Chris Mortensen Is Just F--king Guessing
ESPN’s Chris Mortensen Reports That ESPN’s Chris Mortensen Is Just F--king Guessing
ESPN's Chris Mortensen has learned that ESPN’s Bill Parcells is currently on a charter flight to Atlanta tonight. ESPN's Chris Mortensen reports that earlier report of ESPN’s Bill Parcells currently on a charter flight to Atlanta tonight may or ...
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Osi Umeryiora Wants To Poop On You
Osi Umeryiora Wants To Poop On You
Osi Umeryiora, who has a long tradition of liking to freak you nasty, is getting ready to face the Packers in the NFC title game on Sunday. And nothing helps relax Osi before the big game like paying three grand to unload his bowels on some random ...
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A Father’s Day Fit For A F--king Badass
A Father’s Day Fit For A F--king Badass
This is reposted from my old FKS blog. Guess what day Sunday is? You see that calendar? You see what it says? That’s right, sluts. Motherfucking Father’s Day. This day used to be for all the other douchebags that had kids. Well, now it’s my turn. And I’m not settling for one of those half-assed Father’s Days my dad always had, when he got socks and a card and ended up ...
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Try to Tackle the Juice and He'll Cut Your Ass
Try to Tackle the Juice and He'll Cut Your Ass
Remember OJ? He's back! In pog video game form! You might have heard about this new game, All-Pro Football 2K8 (that's gamer language for "Too Kate" -- which I assume is a a tender dedication from the game's programmer to e-lover). It's the one that ...

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