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Black Friday Link Dump
Other than to tell you guys all about how me and my new turkey fryer made Thanksgiving our bitch yesterday, there's really not much interesting going on in Hoovisland. Here's a bunch of cool links that I've earmarked over the past week or so though, so enjoy: - Neil Gussman was always a big ...
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Happy Spanksgiving....!
This time of year, its always great to take some time and consider the things that you're thankful for. Personally, I'm thankful for my wonderful wife, Ms. Hoovis, my awesome kids, the fact that I still get to do fun shit despite all my responsibilities, and for good friends like ...
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I often find myself annoyed by obnoxious douchebag New York retards
" Go Yankees...! " But I gotta admit, NYVelocity is prolly the best cycling site on the old intranets these days. I just stopped back there after not really checking them out much for a month or so, and spent about 45 minutes just going through the new content. They've got an interview with ...
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Bikes are way harder to get rid of than girlfriends
I'm trying to talk the old lady into letting me buy a 29er. The problem is that there are already 9 bikes in my garage and there just isn't any room for more. What's funny is that every one of them gets used, so I can't just go out and dump one on ebay. I think my strategy is going to be to ...
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Two Days
That's all I've got to make it through this week. I've got a ton of shit going on at work, though, and if I don't get it all dealt with, I'm going to have to work Wednesday (or maybe even Friday). Pressure's on...not going to leave work tonight until I get a bunch of shit taking care of. Pile a ...
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Yo, You Douchebag Philly Goombahs Better Pay Attention
Some asshole pols are pushing a plan to have everyone over 12 in the city register their bicycles for a fee of $20 . Other low lights of the proposal are as follows: 1. Fine for riding on the sidewalk: Raised from $10 to $300 2. Fine for riding with headphones: Raised from $3 to $300 3. Fine for ...
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Not a Race is again Not Happening at 9:00 am Thanksgiving Day
We definitely won't be starting at 9:00 am at The Rose in Lancaster . We will not ride 6 laps, and there will definitely be no racing involved. Don't be there. This is funny . I ain't got much to talk about today, except to point brothers to Joe Parkin talking about Jonathan Page . Joe's blog ...
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I think Sez is in love with Straub
Just look at how much time he spent staring at his ass last weekend! Not sure that anyone under 35 will give a shit, but Ken Ober, host of the TV show that was the finest example of bad Gen X game show comedy , was found dead on Sunday . He was 52. I know that some of you are getting tired ...
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Sez has some new video up
The edits on this are pretty funny: Forgot to mention that the worst crash of the weekend happened when Kevo ate it in a mini-rock garden on the Fawn Trail - which is every bit as hellacious and technical as it sounds. I've noticed that now, when I access this blog, I get a disclaimer that ...
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Back from 3 days at Raystown
Three days of riding, beer drinking , gun shooting and general stupidity in the heart of the Pennsylvania Appalachians. If you're local to the PA scene, you definitely want to check out the Allegrippis Trails West of the lake. Our original plan was to spend the first day riding there, then ...
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More on the LeMond/Trek Saga
Read about it here : My favorite part: Last month, Armstrong’s ex-wife Kristin, was deposed by LeMond’s legal team in order to answer questions. She gave a sworn, videotaped deposition during which she repeatedly refused to answer questions pertaining to alleged drug use by Armstrong. I wonder ...
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Oh yeah - expect crashes
Tomorrow, as soon as I can bug out of work, I'm headed up to Raystown for a weekend of mt. bikin', beer drinkin', gun shootin' and general asshole behavior for a whole 3-days. Its rained a bit the past few days, but the weather is looking good for Friday thru Sunday, so I'm generally pretty ...
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Bummer
Roy Knickman's 13 year old son Andreas was recently diagnosed with cancer. You can listen to Roy talk about what it means and what the family is going through, along with some tidbits from Roy's remarkable career over at Competitor Radio (requisite Lance Jock sniffing also included). I'm sure ...
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Goddamn, do I love it when the Steelers are on Monday Night
Part of me wishes that I could go out to a bar, have a few beers, jack up some Styx, and stay out all night. Reality: Job, kids, responsibilities...I'll try to stay up until halftime. Back in the day when I had just graduaded from ol' IUP, me and Flick rented an apartment in Lancaster while ...
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The old lady is out doing a group ride
So I'm watching the kids.By the time she gets back it'll be almost 70 Deg. F, should be a great day to get a ride in. Last night I spend some time in the garage, making sure the MTB is all tuned up for this weekend. Can't wait, man... BTW - I sure miss acid washed jeans...
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Thank friggin God...!
Bush appointee Mary Beth Buchanan, the worst fucking federal prosecutor in the United States is resignin g. This chick's career is a study on how prosecutors can abuse power to serve political agendas and their own fancies. Tommy Chong , Cyril Wecht , Doctors who dared to prescribing opioid ...
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Tuesday morning and I got nuthin'
The only mildly cool thing that I saw recently is a bunch of tour pics from a few years ago , nicely done. Almost makes be forget that I quit watching the tour because of all of the cheating. Reading around the blogs I check out, I'm seeing all kids of dudes talking about the 5 hour rides ...
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POLO...!
Yesterday Hollen bukkake had bike polo in his back yard. It was the usual fun day of beer, bikes and people swinging sticks at each other. Joe was there with his camera, and there are a bunch of pics posted at Shadow Shop . If you've never tried bike polo, you should. All you need is a kid's ...
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