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Who’s this saying Joe Thomas is an example to be followed? SAINT TEBOW!!!
“I’ve got to figure out what will be more fun for me and best for my family,” he said. “But I have to say I liked what [Cleveland tackle] Joe Thomas did on the day of the draft a couple ...
NFL
Joe Thomas
Instead of writing individual previews for each team we will instead be writing division previews which are awesomer and totally more better.
Writing a preview for the greatest division in all of baseball is no easy task which is why it was given to me, the greatest and smartest writer on ...
MLB
So, now that everyone’s brackets are fucked to hell and back, do you really care about the NCAA tourney anymore? You do? Really? Well so do I…just not enough to write about it. Kansas lost, Ohio State is rolling their way to a national championship and Cornell is taking the ...
NBA
Kansas Jayhawks
It looks like O’Reilly has some fresh meat on Oz.
What’s on tonight?
The Pacific: Part Two. If you don’t watch this you are a commie.
NCAA Football
Cornell Big Red
Good morning all! Tis I, the Logo**, here to bring you your morning sports results. I spent yesterday at a St. Patrick’s Day parade with Little RamonaWarHelmet. She slept through the whole fucking thing. I was sober. What a waste of a fucking parade. I commented to my buddy’s dad ...
MLB
The Coliseum
Wow! What a wonderful day of hoops. Did you see that one favorite do that one thing? Or that underdog survive to fight another day!?? It. Was. Insane.
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If it appears that I haven’t seen a basketball game all day long, that’s because I haven’t. I’m on an ...
Other
The Cleveland Cavaliers. The Ohio State University. Xavier University. Three teams from Ohio entered the ring. Three emerged victorious. Just another day in the life of a Ohio resident.
/shoots gun!
In other interesting news, the following double digit seeds advanced to Round 2: Missouri ...
NCAA Basketball
Ohio Bobcats
Evan Turner
John Wall
Cleveland Cavaliers
Ohio State Buckeyes
Sorry for the lazy day, but you aint doin’ shit and neither are we.
As far as tonight’s tv listings, of course what most people will be watching is the NCAA tournament. Some people who are really into isolations and need to be told when to cheer will be watching NBA action. ...
Other
What’s the best cure for a notoriously sleepy crowd?
Night games!
Michigan will be having their very first night game EVER in 2011 against Notre Fuckin’ Dame, which would be great and all except for the fact that there’s one thing a Michigan fan hates more than anything ...
NCAA Football
Michigan Wolverines
Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please ...
NBA
Charles Barkley
John Amaechi
It’s getting to the point where it’s almost embarrassing how much better the Western Conference is than its Leastern counterpart. Right now, not only is every prospective playoff team in the West above .500, there’s a possibility they could all land on the impressive side of ...
NBA
San Antonio Spurs
No, today’s start is not very quality because last night at around 11:30 my time, the biggest letdown team in the history of ever was beaten by a shot with 1.3 seconds left. That’s right, Texas sucked it up like most people thought they would. Unlike me – who had Texas winning ...
NBA
Cleveland Cavaliers
LeBron James
Good evening, friends of excellence. It’s been a glorious fucking day here at the fifth greatest internet website the world has ever known. Spence and I dropped truth bombs all over your retarded asses and you’re better people because of it. You’re welcome.
I mentioned it ...
Other
I don’t care if nobody else likes this segment, because I fucking love it. It’s an excuse to spend all day looking and listening to metal I haven’t listened to in years. And let me tell yall something…I missed metal, man. I really did. Sure, other shit is great, ...
Other
I’m not going to post em all, and really, this is just a really long version of a filler post, but hey, it’s kinda interesting, right? Not really? Yea, I agree. Whatever…you’ll be entertained for like 10 minutes or so. ONWARD!
Tiger:Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009: ...
Golf
Tiger Woods
Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please ...
NFL
Jacksonville Jaguars
Pittsburgh Steelers
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They lost. Yes the Arizona Cardinals now have another...
young Quarterback on their roster backing up their other young inexperienced QB on their roster (Anderson will be backed up by a different young, ...
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Cards Lose Derek Anderson Sweepstakes
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Cliff Lee was suspended yesterday for the first five games of the season for going head hunting in a Spring Training game against the Diamondbacks earlier this week.
The incident occurred in the third inning of a game on Monday when Lee threw high and inside to backup Dbacks catcher Chris ...
MLB
Cliff Lee
Arizona Diamondbacks
Yesterday was St. Patrick’s Day, a day that celebrates the mass conversion of pagans to a more mainstream religion that utilizes hundreds of pagan rituals to make pagans feel more at home while persecuting other pagans. There’s also something in there about driving all the snakes ...
NBA
Oh, hai!
What’s on tonight?
Texas @ Seattle 10pm MLBN
Chicago @ Anaheim 10pm NHLN
San Antonio @ Orlando 8pm ESPN
Milwaukee @ LA Clippers 1030pm ESPN
NIT – Weber State @ Cincy 7pm ESPN2
NIT – St Johns @ Memphis 9pm ESPN2
Did you read all the posts today? It ...
