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Well, one more week is in the books. We made it.
/high fives all around
I don’t know about you, but I’m about ready for Thanksgiving break already. November is cool and all, what with the football and basketball combining to create one of the best sporting months of the year. ...
NBA
It’s Michigan Week. The Game, if you will. I never, ever, never talk smack leading up to a game, let alone The Game. It’s unbecoming for someone of my priviliged background and intellect to prattle on about how The Ohio State d-line is going to gang-rape (Hef, where’s the ...
NCAA Football
Michigan Wolverines
Ohio State Buckeyes
Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please ...
NFL
Jay Cutler
Dane Cook is one of our favorite comedians. He was (probably) hilarious in that comedy special where he whirled his arms around for awhile and didn’t tell us the punchlines to his jokes. We spoke to him a few months ago about an idea that would blend two of his greatest passions: ...
NFL
Cleveland Browns
I give up. Really, if there was anyone more medicore and inept at picking the winners of professional football contests with a point spread I would love to know who it is. Considering I am now fully committed to filling this space every Friday I have decided to go the route of other great ...
NFL
Let’s just break the ice by saying up front that I’m happy to see you too. I know all of you look forward to Friday mornings because you get an early dose of Happy and I’m happy because I get to see how happy you are at being around my happiness. You’re welcome.
It’s been a great couple weeks ...
NCAA Basketball
I’m sorry for the sparse day around here today. I mean it’s so hard to get a lot done when you have a lot of work to do. I know I was busy with my real job and thus was only able to prepare 4 posts for you. Likewise, everyone else was working hard and they all combined for [checks ...
NFL
Say you’re a young phenom pitcher coming off of your first Cy Young season. Despite your lofty status as the king of your domain, you still like to party, I mean, shit, who doesn’t?
Now say you get busted for having a harmless plant that does nothing other than enhance your ...
MLB
Cy Young
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This video provides more evidence why my alma
mater is not considered an athletic mecca. The Western
Washington University Vikings (class of 2005, w00t!) are in white and they’re playing against a guy who makes Lebron look like a good ...
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Why Not Show a Video of a Division III Basketball Game?
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Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please ...
NFL
Whoopty-fucking-do. The voters have made their decisions so far this year in a way that fails to fill me with rage or anger. I’m bored to tears by it. Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy for Mike Scioscia and Jim Tracey for their achievements in the field of excellence but I ...
MLB
Joe Girardi
Let’s just break the ice by saying up front that I’m happy to see you too. I know all of you look forward to Thursday mornings because you get an early dose of Hef and I’m happy because I get to see how happy you are at being around my greatness. You’re welcome.
It ...
NBA
What the fuck are "Paolo Points", kid?
Kids, it’s that time of year when being naughty or nice can really pay off in spades. Santa Claus, citing the poor economy, has cancelled his annual stopover at the Casa Del Major League Jerk, but did sext me a list of people that we ...
NCAA Basketball
After the Grizzlies officially waived Allen Iverson Tuesday night and rumors swirled about him possible joining the 1-9 Knicks, I couldn’t even think of anything to say other than the usual drivel about Iverson pissing away his reputation even further. So I present this challenge to you: ...
NBA
Allen Iverson
Memphis Grizzlies
![[Fake Trade Rumor] To [Generate Pageviews]](http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/ballhype/story_preview/2009/11/18/fake_trade_rumor_to_generate_pageviews.jpg)
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Major League Jerk has learned that [Happy’s favorite
team] has had preliminary discussions with [some other team]
on a potential deal which would involve [an overpriced veteran on Happy’s favorite team, B-level prospects on Happy’s favorite team that ...
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[Fake Trade Rumor] To [Generate Pageviews]
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Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort
of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some
of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply ...
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Read the caption provided by the AP, and then write down what you think really happened on the play in the comments.
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Congratulations to Zack Greinke for winning the AL Cy Young award, I guess. I mean, he deserved it everything and there wasn’t really another single competitor for the award that writers could set up as a dichotomy to Greinke. You know how people like to divide: Greinke is the ...
MLB
Zack Greinke
Thunder 100, Heat 87: I took in last night’s OKC Thunder at Miami Heat game, and to say I was disappointed would be fair. The Heat had 16 turnovers and shot about 6% from the field. In addition to bad shooting from the field, they missed 10 free throws. Christ, they’re free. ...
NBA
Michigan State Spartans
Oklahoma City Thunder
Kansas Jayhawks
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Today’s list…Top 5 things I hate about Michigan
in honor of Michigan/Ohio State week, but first, BUCKEYE
MARAUDING PIRATES FUCKING UP THE MICHIGN BANNER!!! LOLZ THIS MGOBLOG!!! /points at crotch 5. Bo Schembechler: Five bowl ...
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Under the Lights F*ck Michigan
