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What Are You Thinking?: Obstructed View Edition

Published 31 hours ago by Hextall454 at Melt Your Face Off

Your final MYFO thought before the weekend shall come in the form of What Are You Thinking?, where we do our best to poke fun at YOU, the ticket-buying hockey fan. Now every day, NHL.com uses the bottom of their page to celebrate sports photography with its Frozen Moment, a stellar snapshot ...
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Hitchcock Sends Trojan Horse to Russia
meltyourfaceoff.net - 37 hours ago
Hitchcock Sends Trojan Horse to Russia
— meltyourfaceoff.net — COLUMBUS (MYFO) — If only Russia studied a little harder in History Class. In a press release published Tuesday, the Columbus Blue Jackets have “loaned forward Nikita Filatov to CSKA of the Kontinental Hockey League for the remainder of ... (more) Hitchcock Sends Trojan Horse to Russia

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Cracking the Whip: Mental Discipline
meltyourfaceoff.net - 2 days ago
Cracking the Whip: Mental Discipline
— meltyourfaceoff.net — Welcome to the latest new feature on MYFO. Because the NHL discipline system is so arbitrary, LeNoc and Hex have decided to seize the reins themselves once a week, and impose our own discipline. Each week, we will select one miscreant, and a unique ... (more) Cracking the Whip: Mental Discipline

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NSFWednesday with Mike and Willa
meltyourfaceoff.net - 3 days ago
NSFWednesday with Mike and Willa
— meltyourfaceoff.net — When last we saw them, Willa was being pleasured by a certain ex-NFL defensive lineman/fill-in SportsNation host. Fast-forward to the present day… Willa: Michael! Get in here! Mike: Yes, honey? I wasn’t really watching TV, I was just ... (more) NSFWednesday with Mike and Willa

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What Do You Mean Lance Uppercut is Already Taken?

Published 3 days ago by Hextall454 at Melt Your Face Off

Last night marked the return of Alex Ovechkin to the Washington Capital lineup. And in true form, he netted a goal and recklessly threw his body at unsuspecting Blueshirts all night. The Caps won, and those two points will be your main stories in any ESPN headline feed. In other news, Matt ...
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Brendan Shanahan Has Some More Time on His Hands

Published 3 days ago by lenoceur at Melt Your Face Off

Shanny has retired after 21 NHL seasons, so he has a little more spare time these days. So you might want to keep slightly closer tabs on your wives/girlfriends. Just sayin’. He’ll always be beloved in St. Louis for the above game, in which he was high-sticked by Keith Tkachuk, ...
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Hey Ankiel! You like Apples?
meltyourfaceoff.net - 3 days ago
Hey Ankiel! You like Apples?
— meltyourfaceoff.net — In a prior life on a prior HTML template, the MYFO banner once carried the tagline, “JUST TRYING TO GET PRESS PASSES.” While a noble endeavour, such a blogging goal was far from unanimous. One of our former founders coined the phrase, and ... (more) Hey Ankiel! You like Apples?

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More Twosday Conversations with Al

Published 4 days ago by lenoceur at Melt Your Face Off

Welcome, once again, to the Internet interview segment that’s sweeping the blogosphere like a Category 2 Hurricane. I’m your host, No. 2 wearer and inductee to the Nova Scotia Sports Hall of Fame, Al MacInnis. And speaking of Category 2 Hurricanes, I’d like to thank our special ...
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Drew Doughty: Douche Genius.

Published 5 days ago by Hextall454 at Melt Your Face Off

One of our longest recurring features here at MYFO has been the Douche War, an exercise in showing that not all hockey players are tepid pools of blandness; in fact, some of them are actually insufferable pricks instead. We get to do a Douche War any time SI.com interviews two hockey players in ...
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Weekend at Bettman’s: November 15-16

Published 5 days ago by Hextall454 at Melt Your Face Off

Hockey season is finally upon us. But damn it, weekends exist all year round. And just because the NHL has decided to schedule games on said weekend doesn’t mean our schedules are magically freed up for 24/7 snark. We’ve got basements to clean, and our respective mothers learned everything they ...
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What Are You Thinking? Cobra Clutch Edition

Published 8 days ago by Hextall454 at Melt Your Face Off

Your final MYFO thought before the weekend shall come in the form of What Are You Thinking?, where we do our best to poke fun at YOU, the ticket-buying hockey fan. Now every day, NHL.com uses the bottom of their page to celebrate sports photography with its Frozen Moment, a stellar snapshot ...
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Better Know a Rented Mule: Rule of Three Edition

Published 8 days ago by Hextall454 at Melt Your Face Off

Every goalie is entitled to an off-night every now and then. Sometimes you just don’t have it, and things end badly. Don’t check the papers in the morning, friend; lest you are the masochistic type that enjoys reading the fuming diatribes of sportswriter hacks in the local press. Goalies, come ...
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Cracking the Whip: MYFO’s Disciplinary Action of the Week

Published 9 days ago by lenoceur at Melt Your Face Off

Welcome to the latest new feature on MYFO. Because the NHL discipline system is so arbitrary, LeNoc and Hex have decided to seize the reins themselves once a week, and impose our own discipline. Each week, we will select one miscreant, and a unique form of punishment. This week’s subject ...
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NHL to Ban Head Shots; Put Olin Mills Out of Business
meltyourfaceoff.net - 9 days ago
NHL to Ban Head Shots; Put Olin Mills Out of Business
— meltyourfaceoff.net — TORONTO (MYFO) — Thought it was hard to recognize the faces of your favorite hockey players? It’s about to get harder. Among the topics discussed at this week’s NHL General Managers Meetings was the growing concern over head shots.  ... (more) NHL to Ban Head Shots; Put Olin Mills Out of Business

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NSFWednesday! Returns to Wednesday

Published 10 days ago by lenoceur at Melt Your Face Off

Scene: A hotel lobby in Raleigh, North Carolina. The Rangers are in town to play the Hurricanes, but have arrived a day early thanks to the NHL’s incomprehensible scheduling. In the lobby are Wade Redden, Chris Higgins, and Donald Brashear. Wade: Who’s up for a little Southern ...
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Happy Veteran’s Day, Chris Chelios!

Published 10 days ago by Hextall454 at Melt Your Face Off

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Al MacInnis Presents: More Twosday Conversation
meltyourfaceoff.net - 11 days ago
Al MacInnis Presents: More Twosday Conversation
— meltyourfaceoff.net — Good afternoon! I am your host, Al MacInnis, former NHL slapshot champ, winner of various trophies…and proud wearer of the Number Two. Today, my special guest is the Lightning’s Lukas Krajicek, fellow defenseman and two-man. Welcome, ... (more) Al MacInnis Presents: More Twosday Conversation

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Weekend at Bettman’s: After the Fall

Published 12 days ago by Hextall454 at Melt Your Face Off

Hockey season is finally upon us. But damn it, weekends exist all year round. And just because the NHL has decided to schedule games on said weekend doesn’t mean our schedules are magically freed up for 24/7 snark. We’ve got basements to cleans, and our respective mothers learned everything they ...
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meltyourfaceoff.net - 14 days ago
MYFO Mormonisms: Crank Up the Hyperventilation Machine
— meltyourfaceoff.net — Welcome to another of MYFO’s weekly monthly semi-weekly annual (maybe) recurring features, MYFO Mormonism. This is a place where we have ideas that sound good in theory, but when we try to put them into practice, they really don’t turn out as well as ... (more) MYFO Mormonisms: Crank Up the Hyperventilation Machine

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Even Bon Jovi Doesn’t Get the Reference
meltyourfaceoff.net - 12 days ago
Even Bon Jovi Doesn’t Get the Reference
— meltyourfaceoff.net — Huh? Looks like a certain Canadian website’s content manager did their work with their Eighties iPod playlist crankin’ late last night. After the jump, we finish what they started. BOSTON — For the Boston Bruins, they promised us ... (more) Even Bon Jovi Doesn’t Get the Reference

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