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No player really knows where the hell he's
going in the draft ( except Jake Long ).
I know this because playing four years in the NFL has taught me that anything is possible. Watching high-profile draftees sulk while teams pick in every different ...
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themightymjd
posted 2/25/2008 from
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9. Strippers are: A) not really people. B)
trying to pay their way through college and in
need of your help. C) good wife material. D) a reasonable alternative to sexual assault.
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themightymjd
posted 24 days ago from
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Court documents revealed yesterday that a lowlife drug
dealer admitted to selling some top-shelf marijuana to Tennessee
Titans players for about $1,000 an ounce. Or close to an ounce, anyway.
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WNYW in New York is holding a "
How True Blue Are You? " contest, soliciting fan
submissions of photographs that show how loyal fans are to the Giants. Joe Gannascoli, the man who played Vito Spatafore on The Sopranos submitted a picture of ...
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How do I end up in a bathroom stall
at the Borgata with my pants around my knees
while a man named Bill stares at my penis? Earlier that morning, I'd made over 10 phone calls to three different people arranging the final details of my ...
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Rookies in the NFL make too much money.
As a player I should be excited for anyone
making a big contract. Good for them, right? For the top 20 draft picks it sounds great to sign a larger contract than guys that have played in the league for 10 ...
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themightymjd
posted 2/22/2008 from
sports.yahoo.com
“The poor kid pissed himself,” recalls one scout
who witnessed it. “He was standing up there …
and it all just came out. Craziest thing I’ve ever seen.”
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themightymjd
posted 3/8/2008 from
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"Liquor? Come on, look at Martz. That guy
tried Jack Daniels one time in high school, spit
it out in disgust, and them immediately decided that he didn't need alcohol to have a good time. Later, his dad tried to get him to do a shot on his 18th birthday, too, telling young Mike that liquor would "put hair on his chest." But Martz cried, told his father that he didn't need a hairy chest, and ..."
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In the second of three fake, stupid, unfair
bowling matches I have scheduled this week, I was
to take on Derek Anderson , the quarterback of the Cleveland Browns , and the man who has nobly kept Brady Quinn (relatively) out of the spotlight. ...
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On more than one occasion this year, Bill
Belichick and the Patriots have run up the score
on an overmatched opponent, and forced an opposing coach to sit there and watch his beaten team go through the motions while their heineys were being handed to ...
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"All that is required for evil to prevail
is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund
Burke And so I ask you, good men of the world, to not stand idly by while evil prevails. A great injustice has been foisted upon the public, ...
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That's Cowboys owner Jerry Jones dancing with an
Urkel look-alike in front a Six Flags. Why this
is happening, I have no idea. But it amuses me.
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It's impossible to rank the greatest records in
sports history. There are just too many variables, too
many skills that are difficult to compare, and too many eras to compare them across. That shouldn't stop anyone from trying, though. It's ...
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Shutdown Corner Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 2:11 pm
EDT You get an A+ for creativity, angry Bengals
fan By MJD I don't know if this gentleman is trying to make a statement on the current state of the Cincinnati Bengals , or he just wanted to take advantage ...
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I don't know much about multiple personality disorder,
but it probably doesn't help an NFL player's career.
And for a guy who suffered from it, Herschel Walker was pretty damn good. Walker tells the world that he suffers from the disorder in an ...
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Traditionally, the Senior Bowl and the week of
practice the precedes has a lot to do with
what will happen at the NFL Draft. I thought we'd check in with various sources around the web and see how certain guys are doing. We can't mention ...
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My first official Super Bowl event came yesterday
at this exclusive little club called "Hooters." I'm not
sure why they call it that. I think they serve owl, and the place is so exclusive because a lot of owls are endangered, including the ...
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I've seen or met very few people around
town this week who actually care about the outcome
of the Giants-Patriots game on Sunday. There are a lot of reasons for this: a lot of true fans are priced out of attending the game, media and corporate types ...
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I'm no advertising expert, nor am I a
Super Bowl commercials aficionado of any sort. I'm just
a guy who likes football and is vaguely aware that Apple's "1984" ad is kind of a big deal, MJ and Bird playing H-O-R-S-E appears to have happened ...
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The Cooley Zone: My draft day story has a happy ending