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Favre, Phone, Phucked, Phikings
 
Breaking News: Brett’s been cheating on the Packers for a while now, according to sources. Phone records of phone calls to Viking coaches indicate Brett’s been trying to work a deal- despite his “love” for Green Bay. A league source tells us that the Green Bay Packers are confident that they have sufficient proof to show that the “Minneapolis” Vikings ...

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6 Juicy Wedgies in Sports (Hetero Edition)
 
Happy Humpday, and welcome to the NFLJuice Wedgie Breakdown Show . [Clapping] We’ve searched far and wide to come up with 6 Wedgies that are sure to make your week more enjoyable. Some are good, some are bad, and others are poopie. Needlesstosay, all of our examples are unique and educational. This list is not meant to disgrace or humiliate these lovely ladies, but rather to ...

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Morning Wood, Come Get It
 
Josie Moran began her modeling career at age 12. She can be seen in the popular computer game “Need for Speed: Most Wanted”, playing the 2nd lead, Mia Townsend, in the game. [No response from readers] We know you don’t really care about her past. What you really care about is- Do you have time to spank the baloney pony before work? [moderate clapping from readers] Anyway, ...

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Non-NFL: How To Severely Piss Off Wife
 
Here’s a great way to “get revenge” on your wife/girlfriend…or so the guy in this video thinks. Check it and watch for the slow-motion replay at the end. ShareThis

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Today’s Links Presented by Guy with Prinking Droblem
 
Ever have one of those Tuesdays ——–> ..where all you can think about is what you’ve got planned for the upcoming weekend? That’s us. We’ll be in Cardinals camp later this week. That’s pretty exciting, right? You’re thinking, “wow! [gives hand job gesture] good for you, Juice.” Eventhough the Cardinals lack Playoff ...

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Jeremy and Bourbon St. Unite
 
Jeremy Shockey is NOT a saint, but he is a New Orleans Saint. So, that means a few things for us. One, check TheDirty.com for exclusive pictures that only they could come up with. Two, buy a plane ticket to Nawlins for a chance to experience Bourbon Street, Shockey-style. [Burger in one hand, ridiculous green 2 foot plastic beer cup in other] And three, the Saints just got a ...

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Morning Wood With Stacy Keibler’s Junk
 
Meet Stacy Keibler …again. She’s been on the Juice before for assingly obvious reason. After attending the Catholic High School of Baltimore, she attended Towson University, where she studied mass communication. She attended the University on a partial-scholarship and had a 3.7 grade point average (GPA). She also had minor parts in movies such as Pecker and Liberty ...

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Non-NFL: Goat of the Day
 
We’re not mad at the goat in this video. He’s just a little psyched for training camp and this is his best Urlacher impression. What, little kid? You want some? You can handle the goat! ShareThis

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Non-NFL: Killer Whale’s Love Dogs…Seriously
 
WTF is going on in this video? This is a killer whale, and a mutt. Video highlight: Wierd yawn from camera person, folowed by “Got It”. Anyway, how bout that Shockey trade? ShareThis

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Jessica Performs…Near Romo’s Hometown
 
Jessica Simpson decided to showcase her new country career in Kenosha, WI at Country Thunder . It was reported that half of the crowd cheered, while the other half booed. Juice: Tony Romo was raised in Burlington, WI, about 20 minutes away from this massive Country Music Celebration. So, we were a little surprised to hear about all the booing. Our staff did happen to find a few ...

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2008 ESPY Intro…for Shitson Giggles
 
       " />        " />        " /> Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post’s poll. ShareThis

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T.O. is NOT a Villain
 
Sam Alipour, reporter for ESPN, went to the ESPY’s like the rest of the ESPN staff. Following the show, Sam decided to hit up an ESPY party to get his crunk on. Early Friday, Sam got nailed by a car. This is where the story gets sweet. In the words of Sam: …So, this is what getting hit by a car feels like. When I came to, I was on the sidewalk, my shoulder hurting ...

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Morning Wood with Denise “Bra Buster” Milani
 
Monday mornings are sometimes called Mammary Mondays… Segway to this ‘juggly’ beast. Known to many as “the new queen of eroticism,” Denise Milani is quickly becoming one of the world’s most sought-after glamour models. We especially like this pic because her wrap-around top is like a dam holding back a tsunami. Any minute now, that bad boy is going to ...

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Taylor Traded, Parcells Still Has Mangina
 
You probably already heard this, but….. Jason Taylor is officially a Washington Redskin. The Dolphins will get a 2008 and 2009 draft pick from the Redskins to complete the deal. Juice: This deal was a no-brainer for the Big Tuna. Jason isn’t Parcells material and rebuilding the Dolphins will ultimately require many draft picks between now and 2010. Plus, Parcells ...

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Woodson The Winemaker, Pacman- Not So Much
 
Charles Woodson has created him own private labeled wine, aptly entitled “Twenty-Four”. The Woodson special sauce was on display Friday evening at the Chop House in Ann Arbor, along with an official release and tasting. A portion of the reservation cost went to benefit Mott Children’s Hospital. After he did an interview about his passion for wine recently, and as news ...

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Player Sighting: Reggie and Matt (BFF’s), Not Nick
 
Kim Kardashian , Reggie Bush , Kim’s butt , and others, all attended Matt Leinar t’s charity bowling night at Lucky Strike recently in Hollywood. They had so much fun, according to Kim’s website. Said Kim on her website : ”Matt and Reggie are best friends. And of course I had to support Matt—he is the one who first introduced Reggie and me!” [ Busted ...

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Non-NFL: My Anaconda Don’t Want None…
 
If you can watch this entire video and not flinch, you are fierce. This anaconda don’t want none unless you buns hun, you can do sidebends and sit-ups, but please don’t lose that butt…….. Take the flinch test now! ShareThis

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Non-NFL: Boobs With Fricking Laaaaasers
 
It’s Sunday, and normally that would mean we’d be stretching out and getting the football room ready for the Red Zone Channel. (Sitting in recliner with laptop watching football) But, since we’re still a week away from training camp, we need to fill our Sundays with entertaining videos, like this one which we’ve named “Boobs With Fricking ...

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New Shirt Alert….’All Day’
 
Adrian “AD” Peterson , nicknamed for wrecking defenses “All Day” on the field, was drafted by the Vikings with the 7th pick in the first round of last season’s draft. He did not disappoint. Following his stellar first pro season, Peterson was a near-unanimous choice as the NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year. In the 2008 NFL Pro Bowl , Peterson rushed ...

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Todays Top Stories With Laura Vandervoort
 
Meet Canadian born Laura Vandervoort, since 1984. She is pleased to announce the Top Stories this Saturday. She’s also pleased to be pull on her bikini bottom….just for you, big guy. Yeah you. In 2007, she joined the seventh season cast of Smallville as Kara Zor-El aka Kara Kent aka Supergirl, Clark Kent’s Kryptonian cousin, and also appeared in the film The ...

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