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Westchester, NY – Sources indicated Monday that despite having successfully located Waldo, the stripe-clad cartoon character created by British illustrator Martin Handford, Westchester resident Kevin Schweiber remains equally depressed as he was prior to his discovery. “The beach scene gave ...
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Look who it is comforting Robin Williams’ Lance Clayton at the porno magazine stand in Bobcat Goldthwait’s dark, dark, dark comedy, World’s Greatest Dad :
Robin Williams and Krist Novoselic bond of the delightful triad of tears, porn and suicide.
Posted in Famous ...
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www.GhostToast.net
Ghost Toast Episode I – watch more funny videos
Posted in Shameless Self-Promotion
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El Gusto es mio: the willie trebach story, by pete saia, as told by willie trebach
Chapter one, El Gust es Mio con queso
When I was three mom said to me, always eat at least three procusttio and fresh motz subs per week, if not, compensate by making chicken with corn flake crumbs.
When I ...
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“Problem is, the past won’t go away.”
Gene Wojciechowski, referring to Mark McGwire’s refusal to address his history of alleged steroid abuse.
Fuck you, Gene Wojciechowski. In this instance, the past isn’t going away because hacks like you keep writing about it. What is to be gained ...
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Mark McGwire
Now he’s a white guy:
What an idiot.
Posted in Baseball, Famous People, Pictures, Stupid People
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Sammy Sosa
The 2009 Mets were not good. Injuries, unpredictable ineffectiveness, Bernie Madoff and any number of other factors have been blamed for the team’s laughable performance, but today we’re going to look past that and focus simply on what happened, rather than why it happened.
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New York Mets
Johan Santana
Loyal Readers,
If you live in the NY area (and are not black or Jewish), stop by Cherry Tree Bar in Brooklyn on Thursday night (11/12) for the launch party and screening of the film, Ghost Toast , and its accompanying website . I wrote the film along with Shira Danan and it was shot by Will ...
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I came across the following news story while perusing WashingtonPost.com on Sunday night:
Always a sucker for displays of animals doing hilarious animal things, I gave the YouTube link a clickiola, as video of a lion attacking a deer is far more interesting than a newspaper reporter’s ...
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Baltimore Orioles
Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn
Washington D.C. (photo by Will Trebach)
Posted in DC-Baltimore, New York, Pictures
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Baltimore Orioles
A bat flew onto the court of the Spurs-Kings game on Saturday. I won’t discuss because for all I know, that’s just what happens in Texas. However, Manu Ginobili deciding that he and the bat could not co-exist rules.
Even better might be the guy who looks completely unsurprised ...
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For anyone overwhelmed and surprised by A.J. Burnett’s early exit in Monday night’s World Series Game 5 against the Phillies, here is some Earth-shattering news:
A.J. Burnett, seen here showing off his killer tats and generally looking like an extra from Deliverance.
A.J. Burnett ...
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A.J. Burnett
Philadelphia Phillies
Despite a population that would qualify as the fourth most-populous city in America, Brooklyn is a barren wasteland when it comes to Taco Bell. According to Google Maps, there are but nine Taco Bell locations in the entire borough, or roughly one Taco Bell for every 278,000 residents. That ...
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When Alice in Chains, one of the most successful rock bands of the 1990’s, lost their frontman in a drug-related suicide, they thought their days as monsters of rock were over! However, friend and 1993 Cy Young Award-winner Jack McDowell disagreed. McDowell made some calls, and before ...
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Jake Peavy
Cy Young
Chicago White Sox
Them Crooked Vultures’ eponymous, self-produced debut album will be released on November 17th. Not surprisingly, the QOTSA-esque “New Fang” has been announced as the first single.
Posted in Music
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Yes, ABC News actually ran the following story:
“The Fugz Hall of Fame: When Ick Men Happen To Hot Women”
However, the real gold is in the comments:
“These men are so strong in character. That is so sexy and a turn on. Women are not always looking for good looking ...
