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realfakesports.com - 15 hours ago
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Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez sprained his knee while
sliding in last night's victory over the Buffalo Bills...
in Toronto. Since the game was played in Canada with Canadian medical personnel on hand, the country's healthcare system was required to perform the standard, mandated amputation of ...
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Mark Sanchez Sprains Knee, Canadian Healthcare System ...
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realfakesports.com - 15 hours ago
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The return of Allen Iverson to the 76ers
was sure to be an emotional reunion given his...
previous history with the franchise and the team's fans. Iverson choked up during a tearful press conference, and became particularly distraught after learning the dismal record of the 76ers.
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Learning Sixers Record Brings Iverson To Tears
realfakesports.com - 33 hours ago
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Nets general manager Kiki Vandeweghe will be handling
head coaching duties for the New Jersey Nets for...
the remainder of the season, after Lawrence Frank was fired earlier in the week. The team is off to a brutal, record breaking 0-18 start .
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Nets Interim Coach Unable To Get Interim Players
realfakesports.com - 3 days ago
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Despite downplaying rumors that he will replace the
recently fired Charlie Weis as head coach at Notre...
Dame, Oklahoma coach Bob Stoops was spotted house hunting in South Bend on his day off. "Just because I happen to be in South Bend, Indiana does not mean I am leaving Oklahoma to become ...
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Bob Stoops Caught House Hunting In South Bend On Day Off
realfakesports.com - 4 days ago
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Hines Ward made no secret that he was
upset with his quarterback, Ben Roethlisberger, who didn't play...
in last night's 20-17 overtime loss to the Ravens due to a concussion. Ward feels Roethlisberger let his team down by not playing, and thinks Big Ben should have gone against doctors orders and been
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Hines Ward To Prove Toughness, Give Self Concussion
realfakesports.com - 4 days ago
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Tiger Woods has said virtually nothing regarding the
traffic accident outside his home early Friday morning. Although...
Woods has avoided speaking about the the crash, choosing to keep this a private matter , Woods is adamant that the cuts on his face were in no way caused by the Gillette ...
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Tiger Adamant Facial Cuts Not Caused By Gillette Fusion
realfakesports.com - 5 days ago
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With a dramatic, last second touchdown , Vince
Young and the Tennessee Titans became BCS Champions by...
defeating Matt Leinart and the Arizona Cardinals. It was the second time Young has led a team to a BCS Championship victory over an opponent quarterbacked by Leinart, a fact totally ...
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Vince Young, Titans Win BCS Title Over Matt Leinart, ...
realfakesports.com - 6 days ago
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The citizens of Las Vegas have begun the
wild celebration consisting of going about the simple routines...
of their day, following the Las Vegas Locomotives winning the inaugural United Football League championship .
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Las Vegas Citizens Celebrate UFL Title By Going About ...
realfakesports.com - 7 days ago
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Tiger Woods was injured in a minor car
accident outside his home early Friday morning, where he...
allegedly ran into a fire hydrant and a tree in his neighbor's yard. Phil Mickelson insists this shows just how awful Tiger Woods is at anything but golf, and that he is the best driver in the PGA.
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Phil Mickelson Insists He's A Better Driver Than Tiger Woods
realfakesports.com - 7 days ago
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Photo from fOTOGLIF An obviously angered turducken attacked
John Madden this past Thanksgiving, eating most of Madden's...
right arm and his entire left foot. The turducken was most likely set off by Madden's constant flaunting of his love for the rare bird, and decided to give Madden a feel ...
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Vengeful Turducken Eats John Madden
realfakesports.com - 8 days ago
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Photo from fOTOGLIF Off to a dismal 3-12
start to the season, the New York Knicks do...
not have much to be thankful for. However, the team has found a silver lining this Thanksgiving, and are giving thanks they aren't the Nets.
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Knicks Give Thanks They Aren't The Nets
realfakesports.com - 8 days ago
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Photo from fOTOGLIF Propelled by the Thanksgiving Day
push that comes from playing in front of a...
sold out crowd and a national television audience, the Detroit Lions fought there way to a narrow 22-point defeat at the hands of the Green Bay Packers.
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Propelled By Thanksgiving Day Push, Lions Only Lose By 22
realfakesports.com - 9 days ago
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Photo from fOTOGLIF Drayton Drewer, a 29-year-old Notre
Dame Fighting Irish fan from Amber Lake, Illinois had...
grown tired of watching his beloved team fall painfully short of expectations. Things got so bad for Drayton, he vented his frustration by punching himself in the face while ...
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Irate Notre Dame Fan Punches Self In Face
realfakesports.com - 10 days ago
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Photo from fOTOGLIF Jimmy Johnson completed what some
fans are calling an incredible athletic feat over the...
weekend by driving a car en route to winning his fourth straight Sprint Cup Championship , proving he is the best in the world. At driving a car. NASCAR fans cannot stop singing his ...
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Jimmy Johnson Completes Amazing Athletic Feat Of Driving ...
realfakesports.com - 12 days ago
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Photo from fOTOGLIF LSU fell short against the
Ole Miss Rebels by a score of 25-23, and...
many are pointing the blame at Tiger head coach Les Miles and his poor clock management . Miles struggled to call time out, wasting precious seconds that inevitably cost his team the game. He was finally ...
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Les Miles Finally Calls Timeout at Post-Game Press ...
realfakesports.com - 12 days ago
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The usually reliable fake laughter on FOX NFL
Sunday's pregame show was interrupted today with some actual...
analysis by former NFL head coach Jimmy Johnson. Dialogue that involved actual football completely befuddled the show's host, Curt Menefee.
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Fake Laughter Interrupted by Analysis on Fox NFL Pregame ...
realfakesports.com - 14 days ago
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All-Star catcher Joe Mauer and the Minnesota Twins
are continuing extension talks regarding the length of Mauer's...
sideburns. If the two sides are unable to reach an agreement, Mauer's future in Minnesota will remain uncertain.
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Joe Mauer, Twins Continue Talks Over Sideburn Length
realfakesports.com - 15 days ago
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The struggling New Yorks Knicks are contemplating signing
the recently released Allen Iverson . They are hoping...
Iverson could fill the disgruntled, undersized shooting guard role, a role in shich they are clearly deficient.
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Knicks Pursue Iverson to Fill Disgruntled Undersized ...
realfakesports.com - 15 days ago
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Following an emotionally charged meal that consisted of
healthy portions of ribs, chicken wings, and beef tips,...
Jets coach Rex Ryan immediately broke into a profuse meat sweat. This comes on the heels of him apparently crying in front of his players during a Monday team meeting.
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After Emotionally Charged Meal, Rex Ryan Breaks into ...
realfakesports.com - 16 days ago
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USC's Pete Carroll was quite upset with Stanfordand
their head coach Jim Harbaugh, with what many viewed...
as running up the score following Stanford's 55-21 victory, as Stanford went for two leading 48-21. He has continued his "deal" with Stanford, and is now accusing them of running up their SAT ...
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Pete Carroll Accuses Stanford of Running Up SAT Scores
