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The viewers are bored, take a good look
around, The stands are half full and the ratings
are down, Jim Nantz is asleep in the CBS truck, Cause golf without Tiger really does suck, Golf without Tiger's not much of a game, It's a bunch of rank ...
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I've been missing playing ball since I called
it to an end, So I went out for
some two hand touch with some neighbors and a friend, As I passed the ball around, it felt so good, I think I found, That number 4 could still play ball, so I gave the ...
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A long long time ago, Joe Dimaggio, And
Marilyn Monroe were the talk of the town, That
set a precedent, wherever Yankees went, Beautiful women were sure to be found, Now here's the situation in our current generation, Both Jessica Alba and Biel, ...
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With Ryan Dempster going from a closer to
a starter, Ownership and management have gotten a lot
smarter, With Kerry Wood changing from a starter to a closer, It's looking like the Cubs aren't just a bunch of posers, It's a strange bizarro ...
It sure feels like our first year together,
Feels like my first catch but I've gotten better, baby,
No one can play like this,
I'm still going long, you're still throwing strong,
I hope you can forget, cause I said things I regret,
I only want a defense, why don't that make sense,
So Carson, listen to my song,
If you think I'm selfish, don't,
You're the quarterback I'll always ...
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Chad Johnson
Cincinnati Bengals
When I was on Surreal Life,
I didn't get enough exposure,
There was an air of certain closure,
To my career,
But I didn't want to take it,
So I said it's time to make it,
Get the camera, load the film,
And grab me a beer,
I remembered something Chyna once told me,
For such a little guy I had a sexy shape,
She was so convincing that she finally sold me,
To get back your ...
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If the Republicans win we'll stay in Iraq until we make it our 51st state,
And the next few generations of the Halliburton Cheney's will believe that the strategery's great,
If the Democrats win we'll bring the troops home to their kids, wives, dads, and moms,
But the terrorists will party in a Jihad revolution getting busy making nuclear bombs,
Well the Republicans will ship all of ...
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You look a whole lot better than you
sing, You sing a whole lot better than you
pitch, But Bronson, that ain't saying too much, Cause the Blue Jays made you their bitch, If Theo would take you, we'd ship you to Boston, Cause all you've been ...
Golf Without Tiger