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Jay Bruce Almighty
He's not the Pearl from Tennessee, He's not the Boss from New Jersey, He's not the Earle from Ohio State, But his name is Bruce and his game is great, He don't sing in commercials like Bronson Arroyo, He hits homers like Griffey and Dunn, And he ...
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Goodbye Matt Millen
From the Millen Man March to FireMillen.com, It's safe to describe his time there as a bomb, After Harrington busted he had few believers, Cause he had a strange love for worthless receivers, The turkey tastes better this Thanskgiving Day, When the ...
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The Isiah Thomas 25 Year Rebuilding Plan
I used to think Isiah was just lazy, Or just a guy who's had some rotten luck, But now it's clear he's clinically crazy, So I can say it's obvious he sucks, Cause he says the Knicks are going to win a title, And he's going to leave a lasting legacy, ...
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Pittsburgh, Can I Be A Steeler?
I ask for forgiveness, I see I've been wrong, It's hard to believe that it's taken so long, My heart has been broken time and again, By thinking the Bengals were going to win, So since the closest emotion to hate is love, Let me put out this poetic ...
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It's The End Of Sports News As We Know It
The end, it starts with sports bloggers, Innocent in intent from their mother's basement, Fans with keyboards, always sowing discord, Writing anything they darn well please, Rumors, gossip, truth is a toss up, Churning out news with relative ease, ...

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The SEC Is Better Than The Big 10
The SEC is better than the Big 10, Even though some Buckeyes still pretend, That poor Ohio State is really truly great, Even after LSU beat 'em down again, The SEC is better than the Big 10, It's like comparing little boys to men, The Big 10 should ...
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Eli, Put On Your Superman Cape
The Patriots remind me of my favorite cartoon, That I used to watch when I was young, There was a group of villains called the Legion of Doom, When I saw them in New England I was stunned, Bill Belichick's Lex Luthor with his evil genius plan, Tom ...
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Guys Do It All The Time
When I saw her singing up on that stage I just couldn't control myself, I got excited when I heard her age cause I figured she might not tell, So I asked the waiter up at the bar to bring that girl a beer, Then I signed my hat and threw it at her ...
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It's Good To Be A Yankee
A long long time ago, Joe Dimaggio, And Marilyn Monroe were the talk of the town, That set a precedent, wherever Yankees went, Beautiful women were sure to be found, Now here's the situation in our current generation, Both Jessica Alba and Biel, ...
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Never Say Goodbye Brett Favre
I've been missing playing ball since I called it to an end, So I went out for some two hand touch with some neighbors and a friend, As I passed the ball around, it felt so good, I think I found, That number 4 could still play ball, so I gave the ...
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Ballad of Michael Phelps
Look at these medals, Aren't they neat? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the guy, The guy who has everything? Look at this body, Abs made of steel, I show every bit NBC can reveal, Lookin' at me you would think, ...
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The Artist Formerly Known As Chad Johnson
Lew Alcindor can be known as Kareem Abdul Jabbar, So why can't 85 try to be a bigger star, By going from just another average Johnson on the field, To a brand new personality about to be revealed, If Cassius Clay can switch to Muhammad Ali, Then who ...
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I Expect To Win
What on earth has happened at Kentucky, I don't know who exactly is to blame, Is it Billy G's disputes, Or Tubby Smith's recruits, In either case these losses are a shame, It's one thing to lose games to Carolina, Then get blown out at Indiana too, ...
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Roger "The Rocket" Clemens
You know Barry, Canseco, and John Rocker the bruiser, Dykstra, Palmiero, and Giambi the juicer, But who could have guessed, The one who deceived us the best, Roger "The Rocket" Clemens, Had a very long career, Thanks to a workout program, That a Navy ...
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Cry Me A River T.O.
Cry me a river, there's no need to pretend, T.O., Cry me a river as you try to defend Romo, Don't pay attention to your critics cause it's how you feel, Let your tears flow down, let them flow just like Dick Vermeil, You tried to play the tough ...
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Where Have All The White Boys Gone?
The Celtics and the Lakers are playing once again, But Boston's kind of different cause I remember when, They used to have a roster of players that were slow, And dudes that couldn't jump, now I just want to know, Who's this bunch of players wearing ...
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I Wish They All Could Be Like Charissa
Well, female sports reporters are a trend I'm sure you've heard, Cause the Internet's making sure they get all the attention they deserve, From old school Bonnie Bernstein and the hot Jill Arrington, To the sideline Miss Namath tried to kiss and on ...
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David Stern Song
What's more real? Milli Vanilli or an NBA game? Where Amazing Happens or Blame It On The Rain? When the crooked ref exposed their dirty tricks, Was anybody shocked that the games were really fixed? We always knew that Jordan seemed to get all the ...
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All Stars
I'm through with fantasy drafts and games I'll never get in, My vertical is low but I know I could have been, A token white guy playing in the NBA, If a coach or scout saw my dead eye aim, When it's time to draft they would call my name, I just want ...
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Big Shot Rob
Shaquille O'Neal is rapping about, How he is the guy Kobe can't do without, Kobe Bryant don't give a damn, What Shaquille might say cause he thinks he's the man, They're caught up in egos and swelled up with pride, From winning 3 titles with Phil as ...

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