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2008 NFL Game by Game Predictions
 
So this is how I do my predictions each year. I put the entire schedule down on a piece of paper and I pick every single game until the end of the year and then I tally up the totals. Some of the teams end up with surprising totals and many end up skewing further away from the middle than if I was to generically pick a record. But this is how I do it so, if you care to check them out scroll ...

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The Big 5 College Football Games of the Weekend
 
5. Appalachian State Mountaineers at Lousiana State Tigers Not like a miracle is going to strike twice for the Mountaineers, but wouldn't it be cool? The defending champion knocked off by a 1-AA team? Either way the fact that the 1A and 1-AA champions are playing their opening games the next season against each other is pretty cool. The Pick: LSU by 17. 4. Southern California Trojans at ...

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French Man is a Pansy (Surprise)
 
Fabrice Santoro got upset over the fact that Andy Roddick, 'Tried to hit him with his serve'. First of all its a tennis ball, those things are soft. Second of all you're like 120 feet away, its called move. What a little women.

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Lou Holtz Is the Homer (Video Evidence)
 
Here's the video I was talking about, on the next segment Lou Predicts that East Carolina is going to win 15 games this year.

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2008 College Football Season Predictions
 
College Football starts tonight... Yes tonight, fall is almost upon us so here goes a full out conference by conference & BCS by BCS prediction. And then in January I can pretend like I was a genius or not mention how bad my picks were. Conferences I Don't Care About Winners Sun Belt: Louisiana Lafayette, cause their Ragin Cajuns. CUSA East: Southern Miss, Home of Favre. CUSA West: ...

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Kelly Shoppach is a Dreamy Fantasy Ace in the Hole
 
When Victor Martinez went down months ago all of his fantasy owners starting weeping into their shirts. They wasted a top pick on a catcher that up to that point in the season had hit zero home runs and now was going on the DL for a lengthy period. So you go out to the waiver wire and try to find a serviceable catcher that's starting for a team but you can't. So eventually you say what the ...

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Out of Conference Scheds: SEC
 
Instead of going through analysis of given teams, for which I would probably just be guessing, I rather am going to assess each conferences schedules. In particular each conference Out of Conference schedules to see if they like the cupcakes or an actual challenge. Summary The SEC doesn't need to play out of conference games because they win the National Championship every year thus they ...

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Failrod
 
0-5, 2 Ks, 2 GIDP, 1 Error & 3 Rallies Killed. A wonderful night for the MVP in arguably the biggest game of the season.

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Lou Holtz is the Homer / Annoyingly Delusional
 
As my buddy Joe and I always joke, if Notre Dame was suiting up against an all Jesus team, aka a team made up of 55 Sons of God, Lou Holtz would probably still pick Notre Dame to win by a touchdown. So of course this weekend when I'm watching Sportscenter and they have him and fellow old man Corso making predictions, Lou picks ND to beat Michigan. Not that big of a deal, Michigan is a big ...

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Connecticut, Building Losers One Game at A Time
 
Lesson one to teach children in Connecticut is that if someone is better than you at something than you must find a way to get around them and find some kind of loophole. For a New Haven Youth league the solution was to simply ban a 9 year old kid from pitching in the league . Why? Because he could break the 40 mile per hour barrier and was 'too good' for his competition. So when his coach ...

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Jacques Rogge Should Stop Making Excuses for Canning Baseball
 
"It would do good for baseball, like every sport, to have the stars," Rogge said while watching the United States beat Japan, 8-4, in the bronze medal game. "We have LeBron James in basketball. We had Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, and Magic Johnson on the Dream Team. That trend has continued in basketball, and we have all the stars of the NHL. So we would love to have as many stars of the ...

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Medal Count Calculations
Now that the Olympics are over its time to break down the medal counts and take a view at just which nation the US or China had a more impressive showing. We shall take away all controversy (ie using underage girls) and take away whether or not an ...
Guardado or a Hamburger?
 
I choose Hamburger...

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I Do Not Like You Mr. Ref
 
So I kick you in your face .

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The Creation of a Human Dolphin
 
Coming from a completely unknowledgable position, I would have to imagine that the greatest all around swimmer in the world would be crowned in the Individual Medleys. They're good enough to win a competition that has all the major strokes. So if that's the case, than if Stephanie Rice the winner of both the 200 and 400 Womens' Individual Medleys ever followed up l ast nights makeout session ...

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How Does My Foot Taste?
 
I bet nothing is more enjoyable than getting kicked in the face during your Olympics. For more pics of Olympians getting kicked in the face go here .

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Can You Understand the Old Man?
 
How many times does it take you to figure out what Joe Pa is saying? It took me 3 attempts. Obviously he is a historic coach and Penn St. has always been a solid program, but you'd seriously want to play for that man right now? I'd imagine in Pre-Game Pep talks Penn St. players need a translation from Old People Speak to actual English. Courtesy of EDSBS via LSUFreek

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Out of Conference Scheds: Pac 10
 
Instead of going through analysis of given teams, for which I would probably just be guessing, I rather am going to assess each conferences schedules. In particular each conference Out of Conference schedules to see if they like the cupcakes or an actual challenge. Summary The Pac 10, which I have called the Pac 9+1 on many occasions, admittedly puts up a solid out of conference schedule ...

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He's Still Got 48 Hours to Get Injured
 
Pavano is slated to start again on Saturday . So what could he possibly injure in the next 48 hours. Let's put some Vegas odds on it Torn Ass Cheek: 60:1 Strained Neck: 30:1 Blown out Elbow: 20:1 Bruised Rotator Cuff: 15:1 Pavano Pitches: 4:3 (Come on even Pavano can't get hurt in 48 hours right?) Pavano Pitches Well: 30:1 (But you can't possibly imagine he's going to pitch well)

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What Must CC Do to Legitimately Challenge for the Cy Young?
 
Ask yourself one quick question. Taking only the time this season that a pitcher has been on that team, which pitcher has been the most valuable. With that criteria I think the answer is pretty simple. CC Sabathia has been more valuable during his time in Brewers uniform than any other pitcher has been during theres. He is 8-0 in 9 starts. He has a sub 2 ERA and he's thrown 73 innings in ...

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