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Finally, Somebody Stonerized Tim Lincecum’s MLB 2K9 Commercial
Finally, Somebody Stonerized Tim Lincecum’s MLB 2K9 Commercial
sportressofblogitude.com — I can’t believe it took this long, although I have no idea how much work goes into making one of these. Shit, I can barely use MS Paint. Ultimately, this had to happen. Who doesn’t love making weed jokes about Cy Young Award winners? Except for maybe Bud Selig, I guess (he’s ... (more) Finally, Somebody Stonerized Tim Lincecum’s MLB 2K9 ...
Stuff To Tune In To And Zone Out On For November 20th
Stuff To Tune In To And Zone Out On For November 20th
sportressofblogitude.com — • College Football. Boise State at Idaho State. Hey, wait a second! Boise ain’t a state! What the fungus? [ESPN2, 9:30 ET] • NBA Doubleheader. Orlando Magic at Boston Celtics (8:00 ET), then Denver Nuggets at Los Angeles Clippers (10:30 ET). Meh, you could get drunk watching something ... (more) Stuff To Tune In To And Zone Out On For November 20th
It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (November 20th)
It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (November 20th)
sportressofblogitude.com — • Antonio Gates made a cameo appearance on The League. Good show. [First Cuts] • Speaking of cameos, Mark Buehrle was on American Chopper. [Mouthpiece Blog] • Mmmmm…sexy amputee Aimee Mullins. [With Leather] • Blue Jackets coach Ken Hitchcock has a little surprise for those damned ... (more) It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (November 20th)
Hey, Anybody Else Up For A Horse Placenta Massage?
Hey, Anybody Else Up For A Horse Placenta Massage?
sportressofblogitude.com — Liverpool boss Rafael Benitez sent four of his ailing players – Glen Johnson, Fabio Aurelio, Yossi Benayoun and Albert Riera – to Serbia to receive a controversial treatment where they are massaged with a horse placenta. Apparently, it is supposed to speed up the recovery process ... (more) Hey, Anybody Else Up For A Horse Placenta Massage?
Today’s NHL It Gets High On You And The Space It Invades It Gets By On You?
Today’s NHL It Gets High On You And The Space It Invades It Gets By On You?
sportressofblogitude.com — Drumming icon Neil Peart of Canadian prog rock gods Rush has signed on to create a special rendition of “The Hockey Theme.” Peart, a member of the Canadian Rock & Roll Hall of Fame and an Officer of the Order of Canada is thrilled to be part of the project. “Having started ... (more) Today’s NHL It Gets High On You And The Space It Invades ...
(Not) Very Funny: ‘Comedian’ Frank Caliendo To Host NASCAR Banquet
(Not) Very Funny: ‘Comedian’ Frank Caliendo To Host NASCAR Banquet
sportressofblogitude.com — Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one? In one of the most God-awful pairings since, um, Captain met Tennille (?), funnyman (to the clinically insane) Frank Caliendo has been tabbed to host the season-ending NASCAR banquet on December 4th at the Wynn Las Vegas. Caliendo, a noted ... (more) (Not) Very Funny: ‘Comedian’ Frank Caliendo To Host ...
Headline For Mark Kriegel’s FoxSports Column On Charlie Weis Is Unintentionally Funny
Holy crap! Bigger than Weis? Then those are some morbidly obese problems! Notre Dame is going to need a crane to lift themselves out of that quagmire. I also would also recommend that Notre Dame not try to take the easy way out with some sort of ill-conceived surgery. That will only end in ...
BallHype: hype it up!

The Morning Bowl (November 20th): Beach Soccer + Cheerleaders = Win
• First of all, there’s beach soccer? That’s pretty cool. Even cooler? Cheerleaders. [
BallHype: hype it up!

Allen Iverson Now Free To Become Cancer On Any Team He Chooses
Allen Iverson Now Free To Become Cancer On Any Team He Chooses
sportressofblogitude.com — When Allen Iverson cleared waivers yesterday after his acrimonious relationship with the Memphis Grizzlies mercifully ended, pretty much everyone assumed he would end up assuming Stephon Marbury’s long-vacated position as the overrated, not-worth-the-trouble point guard on New York’s ... (more) Allen Iverson Now Free To Become Cancer On Any Team He ...
With Hirschbeck’s Backing, Roberto Alomar’s Bid To Join Hall Of Fame Looks To Be Within Spitting Distance
With Hirschbeck’s Backing, Roberto Alomar’s Bid To Join Hall Of Fame Looks To Be Within Spitting ...
sportressofblogitude.com — With Roberto Alomar’s appearance on the Hall of Fame ballot for the first time this year, if you were to only look at the second baseman’s career statistics (12-time All-Star, .300 career batting average, 2,724 hits, , 474 stolen bases, .984 fielding percentage), one could assume he ... (more) With Hirschbeck’s Backing, Roberto Alomar’s Bid To Join ...
Steven Stamkos Scored A Goal, And It Was Nice
Steven Stamkos Scored A Goal, And It Was Nice
sportressofblogitude.com — You know, this Steven Stamkos kid might turn out to be a pretty good hockey player. Stamkos scored one of the prettier goals of the season thus far when he backhanded his own rebound out of the air over over Jonas Hiller’s right shoulder into the net for a goal all the while falling down. ... (more) Steven Stamkos Scored A Goal, And It Was Nice
Marv Albert And 50 Cent’s Entourage Mix It Up Backstage At Jimmy Kimmel’s Show
Marv Albert And 50 Cent’s Entourage Mix It Up Backstage At Jimmy Kimmel’s Show
sportressofblogitude.com — Sure, Marv Albert’s street cred ain’t what it used to be, but does that mean he needs to start mixing it up with 50 Cent’s posse? That seems to be what happened backstage at Wednesday’s taping of Jimmy Kimmel Live, when 50 ... (more) Marv Albert And 50 Cent’s Entourage Mix It Up Backstage ...
Wake N’ Blog For November 20th: Growing Meat In A Laboratory? That’s Kooky Talk!
Wake N’ Blog For November 20th: Growing Meat In A Laboratory? That’s Kooky Talk!
sportressofblogitude.com — • NFL. Miami Dolphins 24, Carolina Panthers 17. Ricky Williams ran for 119 yards and scored three touchdowns as Miami has now won four out of their last six games. [Yahoo!/AP] • NHL. Chicago Blackhawks 7, Calgary Flames 1. A five-goal second period propelled Chicago to an easy win as they went ... (more) Wake N’ Blog For November 20th: Growing Meat In A ...
Players In The International Basketball League Are Lazy
Players In The International Basketball League Are Lazy
sportressofblogitude.com — What we have here is a video of some guy named Tyler Amaya, who plays for the Bellingham Slam in the IBL (come on Slam, you’re only 1/2 game behind the Edmonton Energy for first place!), making a crazy shot while sitting on his ass facing away from the basket during an exhibition game ... (more) Players In The International Basketball League Are Lazy
Stuff To Tune In To And Zone Out On For November 19th
Stuff To Tune In To And Zone Out On For November 19th
sportressofblogitude.com — • College Football. Colorado at Oklahoma State. Do you think Colorado feels superior because they didn’t have to add “State” to their university’s name? The world will never know, I guess. [ESPN, 7:30 ET] • College Basketball. It’s a Coaches vs. Cancer doubleheader ... (more) Stuff To Tune In To And Zone Out On For November 19th
It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (November 19th)
It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (November 19th)
sportressofblogitude.com — • The boys over at MYFO have a new feature: Cracking the Whip. Kinky. [Melt Your Face Off] • Awesome. Soccer player in England gets a yellow card for farting on a referee. [Sports Rubbish] • Do you want a fantasy feast? I got your fantasy feast for ya. Well, actually, these guys do. ... (more) It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (November 19th)
Congratulations To Weed-Smoking Miscreant Tim Lincecum On His Second Straight Cy Young Award
Congratulations To Weed-Smoking Miscreant Tim Lincecum On His Second Straight Cy Young Award
sportressofblogitude.com — San Francisco Giants ace Tim Lincecum won his second consecutive NL Cy Young Award earlier today, narrowly beating out St. Louis Cardinals pitchers Chris Carpenter and Adam Wainright, respectfully. Wainright finished third despite receiving the most first place votes (12 to Lincecum’s 11), ... (more) Congratulations To Weed-Smoking Miscreant Tim Lincecum ...
It Looks Like This Hockey Fan Came To Get Down, Came To Get Down
It Looks Like This Hockey Fan Came To Get Down, Came To Get Down
sportressofblogitude.com — So he got out of his seat and jumped around. Jumped around. Courtesy of Busted Coverage, we have a video of a fanatic of the Cincinnati Cyclones, a team in the ECHL, bustin’ a move to House of Pain’s “Jump Around.” You have to either be pretty drunk or really bored ... (more) It Looks Like This Hockey Fan Came To Get Down, Came To ...
YouTube Star Lil’ Herb Brooks To Be Guest Of Honor At Minnesota Wild Game
YouTube Star Lil’ Herb Brooks To Be Guest Of Honor At Minnesota Wild Game
sportressofblogitude.com — Josh Sacco, the 4-year-old who became an internet sensation with his impassioned and spot-on performance of Herb Brooks’ speech (as done by Kurt Russell in the film Miracle) to the U.S. Olympic hockey team before they played the Russians in Lake Placid in 1980, has quickly carved out a ... (more) YouTube Star Lil’ Herb Brooks To Be Guest Of Honor At ...
The Morning Bowl (November 19th): Another Reason To Hate The French
The Morning Bowl (November 19th): Another Reason To Hate The French
sportressofblogitude.com — • Thierry Henry’s illegal handball allows France to beat Ireland and qualify for the World Cup. [With Leather] • Business_Socks entertainingly makes broad generalizations about NFL quarterbacks. [Style Points] • Scientific proof that Tiger Woods has the ability to psych-out other golfers. ... (more) The Morning Bowl (November 19th): Another Reason To Hate ...
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