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Last Call: Friday Night Wreckoning
Last Call: Friday Night Wreckoning
stylepointsblog.com — Just for you, Socks. So, that was… a game last night, huh? Whatever, Jake Delhomme. Whaaaaatever. At this point, I’d like to officially speak for all of Style Points (at least until the other guys read this and get mad at me) and recommend the TV show “The League.” ... (more) Last Call: Friday Night Wreckoning
Last Call…With Predictions!
stylepointsblog.com — Yep, yep. More football tonight Last Call patrons. Being that we’re renowned for our accurate predictions I’ll lay one out right here before the jump. You’re going to be seeing more of Jake Delhomme’s fail face tonight. Another prediction? You’ll type a ... (more) Last Call…With Predictions!
Broad Generalizations:  NFL Quarterbacks
Broad Generalizations: NFL Quarterbacks
stylepointsblog.com — We are lazy people. Doing shit bums us out. While perusing Fox Sports yesterday we ran across this collection of pictures . We want to make fun of it. How’s about we make broad generalizations that actually say more about us and our hate-filled point of view than the individual in ... (more) Broad Generalizations: NFL Quarterbacks

Call for Questions: The Tank Johnson, Esq. Mailbag
Call for Questions: The Tank Johnson, Esq. Mailbag
stylepointsblog.com — We are happy to announce that longtime friend-of-Style-Points and avid legal scholar Tank Johnson will be dropping by occasionally to answer reader legal questions. We had no idea that Mr. Johnson was an avid legal scholar until he recently informed us of this, and we were too terrified to ... (more) Call for Questions: The Tank Johnson, Esq. Mailbag
Tony Gonzalez is Full of Lies and Doesn’t Really Care About Furs
Tony Gonzalez is Full of Lies and Doesn’t Really Care About Furs
stylepointsblog.com — Is this newsworthy? No. Should it be? YOU BETCHA. According to this website that is just an acronym , Tony Gonzalez has secured the ultimate gig for a man with a rockin’ bod. Appearing naked on a poster. Unfortunately, he did it wrong. I hereby call Tony Gonzalez and his wife out for ... (more) Tony Gonzalez is Full of Lies and Doesn’t Really Care ...
Monday Morning Reckoning Week 10
Monday Morning Reckoning Week 10
stylepointsblog.com — Lots of good stuff to get into this week, kiddies. Not only do we offer groundbreaking on every NFL game, we also cover dominoes, Whataburger, Navajo broacast teams and middle fingers (see above). All this and more in your MONDAY. MORNING. RECKONING! 49ers 10 Bears 6 This one ... (more) Monday Morning Reckoning Week 10

Style Points Midseason NOT-Pro Awards
stylepointsblog.com — These player is goodnot. Peter King’s mid-season All-Pro and awards picks came out yesterday, and rather than simply laugh at them, we decided to make our own awards. Being that we’re Style Points and completely awesome, we decided to go the opposite route: who, this season, has ... (more) Style Points Midseason NOT-Pro Awards
Last Call: There’s Football? Edition
stylepointsblog.com — Yep, yep. The Thursday night games are upon us. Oh, looks like we caught you off guard. It’s Bears/49ers tonight. So, go adjust your fantasy rosters (put some pants on) and get back here. That is of course, unless you’re playing the Pitino Supper Club this week. HAHA! ... (more) Last Call: There’s Football? Edition
Remembering the Red Letter Days of a Former Monsterman Running Back
Remembering the Red Letter Days of a Former Monsterman Running Back
stylepointsblog.com — As a child I used to watch Penn State football in awe of this running back with the weird mouthpiece and insatiable thirst for the blood of every linebacker brave enough to cloud his field of vision on his ruthless quest to score touchdown after touchdown and cement his place in college ... (more) Remembering the Red Letter Days of a Former Monsterman ...
Mangini Refuses To Name Starter
Mangini Refuses To Name Starter
stylepointsblog.com — Cleveland head coach Eric Mangini has steadfastly refused to name a starter for next Monday night’s showdown with the Baltimore Ravens. Mangini insists doing so puts the Browns at a competitive disadvantage. Not knowing whether there’s any validity to his claims we spun the ... (more) Mangini Refuses To Name Starter
Style Points Caption Contest: Bill Simmons
Style Points Caption Contest: Bill Simmons
stylepointsblog.com — Do with this as you see fit, Style Points readers. (more) Style Points Caption Contest: Bill Simmons
What You Will Hear Tonight: MNF On Tom Cable
What You Will Hear Tonight: MNF On Tom Cable
stylepointsblog.com — We here at Style Points are huge fans of football, and especially Monday Night Football. We have always been intrigued by the announcers’ meetings with players and coaches on Friday before the games; we wanted in on that. Luckily, Mike Tirico owed our own Chris Hanson’s Axe a solid after he ... (more) What You Will Hear Tonight: MNF On Tom Cable
Monday Morning Reckoning Week 9
Monday Morning Reckoning Week 9
stylepointsblog.com — That’s right, we’re rolling throwback style here at the Reckoning this week. So properly attire yourself. Break out your Zubaz. Slap on your Starter jacket. Give your Reebok Pumps a squeeze or two and let’s hit the ground running. It’s time for the Week 9 ... (more) Monday Morning Reckoning Week 9

At the Movies With Ron and Pau
At the Movies With Ron and Pau
stylepointsblog.com — We have incorporated some new blood in an effort to bring you, the Style Points reader, an increasingly varied and cultured survey of all things high and low brow. We’ve secured the services of two of the most dynamic athletes on the planet. Their objective is to give the readers of ... (more) At the Movies With Ron and Pau
This Week In Half-Hearted Apologies: Brandon Spikes
This Week In Half-Hearted Apologies: Brandon Spikes
stylepointsblog.com — As connoisseurs of disingenuous sports patter, we’ve decided to head off the public relations firms and get to the athletes in question first to acquire their excuse laden mea culpas full of self serving rationalization and pettiness. Doing this week’s honor? All-World ... (more) This Week In Half-Hearted Apologies: Brandon Spikes
Passive Aggression the Only Aggression Left in Chiefs Organization
Passive Aggression the Only Aggression Left in Chiefs Organization
stylepointsblog.com — Well, evidently Scott Pioli and Todd Haley read PassiveAggressiveNotes.com as a How-To Guide. What. The. Fuck? As Larry Johnson might say if he were more refined, this seems slightly effete, no? At least they got one thing right: the word team should definitely be in quotes when describing ... (more) Passive Aggression the Only Aggression Left in Chiefs ...
NFL Announces Football Cancer Awareness Month
NFL Announces Football Cancer Awareness Month
stylepointsblog.com — Philadelphia – In the month of October the National Football League helped to raise money and awareness in the fight against breast cancer , but they’re not done yet. On the heels of its wildly successful partnership with the American Cancer Society, the NFL and the NFL Players Association ... (more) NFL Announces Football Cancer Awareness Month
What I Did On My Bye Week: Wes Welker
What I Did On My Bye Week: Wes Welker
stylepointsblog.com — We at Style Points get athletes to open up to us every now and again. This is a new feature where an NFL athlete journals what he did during the week off from the rigors of his craft. Wes Welker was nice enough to volunteer. Hi there, I hope y’all can read my handwriting. I got ... (more) What I Did On My Bye Week: Wes Welker
Celebrity Editorials: Jack Kerouac
Celebrity Editorials: Jack Kerouac
stylepointsblog.com — Kerouac Every so often, we here at Style Points are lucky enough to feature a guest editorial from a famous figure on a relevant topic. This week, iconic American author Jack Kerouac addresses the recent trend of over-protecting the quarterback in the NFL. Please send any ... (more) Celebrity Editorials: Jack Kerouac
SP Previews: What You Will Hear Tonight
SP Previews: What You Will Hear Tonight
stylepointsblog.com — We here at Style Points are huge fans of football, and especially Monday Night Football. We have always been intrigued by the announcers’ meetings with players and coaches on Friday before the games; we wanted in on that. Luckily, Mike Tirico owed our own Chris Hanson’s Axe a solid after he ... (more) SP Previews: What You Will Hear Tonight
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