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 Sarah Palin Speaks About Fellow Alaskan Carlos Boozer's Hamstring Injury
Sarah Palin Speaks About Fellow Alaskan Carlos Boozer's Hamstring Injury
Well, ya know, when you talk about Carlos Boozer you're talking about a power forward from Alaska. Not some Washington insider, he's like you and me. Listen this isn't some Washington insider who isn't Joe Six-Pack. Carlos Boozer does what me and ...
Robin Lopez Gets His First Touch in the Post
OH MY GOSH, you guys! I HAVE THE BALL in the post in a REAL NBA GAME! This. Is. AWESOME! I cannot WAIT to make the sweetest move, like ever. I mean, like, for real. It's going to be totally rad. Holy cow. I have got to tell Brook. He'll FREAK OUT. He'll be all like, "bro, you were ...
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 Another Reason I Love Rasheed Wallace
Another Reason I Love Rasheed Wallace
"Rasheed Wallace went at Kwame Brown full-throttle at the end of practice Tuesday. It started when Brown said that he would put Wallace 'in the trunk and lock him up.' Wallace went off. 'There is no way on God's green earth that you can lock me up, ...
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 More Life Lessons with Brad Miller
More Life Lessons with Brad Miller
Once again, the NBA's favorite stoner shares invaluable advice...
User Generated Content
Remember the Erik Spoelstra Green Screen Challenge? HUGE SUCCESS. Well, a couple of jacks sent in some Spoelstra goodness. And they're actually very nice. "Spoelstrito" "Erikong" Since it was only these two, I'm keeping my fine linens. ------------- I hope you haven't forgotten about ...
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Andre Iguodala Meets Elton Brand
Oh, hey, big guy. How ya doin?! It's so great to have you in town. This year is going to be GREAT. Now that we finally have some time to sit down, let's talk. WOW, you're so strong! I mean, I bet you're strong enough to carry a team, right? HAHAHA! I'm kidding, Elton! If you even think this ...
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Remember Jason Williams?
Jason Williams retired such a long time ago. I don't know if anyone even really remembers anything about him. Anyways, here's a video of him in high school, playing with Randy Moss. It's a little known fact that they played together in high school. In fact, this is probably the first time ...
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Your Company's Two Newest Hires
Zhang is our newest systems administrator. He comes to Initech from China where he had extensive experience in Oracle Clinical databases, C++ programming, Microsoft Office suite, and many other systems. His expertise, however, is in server malfunctions. He has served as an associate systems ...
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 Getty Images Completely Invalidates Sean May and His Family
Getty Images Completely Invalidates Sean May and His Family
Wowsers, Getty. I mean, I'm sure Sean May isn't terribly happy about being injured so often, but do you have to rub it in his face? And then to bring his dad in to it? That's just cruel. Hilarious, but cruel.
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 A Moment In History Starring Antoine Walker
A Moment In History Starring Antoine Walker
We'll always remember the day Antoine Walker crouched his thousand year-old body in to a defensive stance. Sure, it was just practice, but still.
The NBA Is Back, Y'all
BASKETBALL IS HAPPENING AGAIN! Rejoice! And with that comes loves and hates. On one hand, I hate everything about this picture: I despise Damien Wilkins. He's the worst. Literally. He's BY FAR my least favorite player in the league, moreso than even Larry Hughes. Desmond Mason's no great ...
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 Take the Erik Spoelstra Green Screen Challenge!
Take the Erik Spoelstra Green Screen Challenge!
Here's another Media Day delight. Erik Spoelstra, the new Heat coach, was photographed by himself. Ergo, THE ERIK SPOELSTRA GREEN SCREEN CHALLENGE! Here's a template: And here are my submissions. "Conscience" ------------- "The Temp" Send your ...
1000 Words: Bill Baptist Hates the New Orleans Hornets
The NBA's Media Day is one of my favorite off-season happenings in this beautiful league. Not only do you get unwarranted optimism and occasional lunacy, you also get some of the most hilarious pictures ever. These are the sort of pictures that last a lifetime; that bloggers will post and ...
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The Raptors Model Their New Jerseys
Jose Calderon : Hello! My name is Jose. I like to wear jerseys. Today, I have an American friend in the studio with me. I met him at the Air Canada Centre in Toronto. Do you want to meet him? Do you? Do you? Okay, his name is Chris Bosh and he's ever so friendly. Chris Bosh : Yo, how you ...
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 Monta Ellis Crashes His Moped
Monta Ellis Crashes His Moped
I am SO EXCITED to be SHOPPING today! What a FABOULOUS day for SHOPPING and my Vespa. I just love Vessy. She's my baby. First things first, I MUST have that new blazer from Louis. Oh, that blazer is to die for. I saw Kanye wearing it and knew I ...
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 Occasional Observations on Several Subjects: The Orlando Magic New Uniforms Edition
Occasional Observations on Several Subjects: The Orlando Magic New Uniforms Edition
The Magic have new jerseys this year, as they seem to do every 3 years or so. One of their promotional pictures is shown below. My thoughts follow. From left to right: Jersey basketballs rank near jersey t-shirts on the level of horrible NBA ...
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 Gilbert Arenas's Engagement Story
Gilbert Arenas's Engagement Story
When Gilbert got engaged, he was a little nervous. Sure, he knew Laura would say yes, but he'd never asked anyone to marry him before. He'd spent quite a bit of money on his lady's ring, and wanted her to like it. No, he wanted her to love it.  ...
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 Salim Stoudamire's First Press Conference
Salim Stoudamire's First Press Conference
Hi, guys. As you probably already know, I've been acquired by the Spurs . I just wanted to take my time to introduce myself to the people of San Antonio and my teammates. The first thing I want to say is, I'm open. All the time. I'm open right now, ...
Guest Post: Kanye West Blogs About Playing Ball
When Kayne mentioned he'd be playing ball today, I asked him if he'd talk about his experience. Surprisingly, he said yes. Here's his account: YO, I WAS A BALLER TODAY, YO!!!!!!!!!1 Sported the AIR YEEZYS ... you ain't got these on! Lotta people was HATIN' sayin Ye can't ball but I was ...
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