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Aight, Mike, let's break it down. I'm not legally affiliated with the team, but I go to every Knicks game. Every single Knicks game. 41 a year, Mike. Ahmad here does a show once a week about the NBA, so he doesn't have to be at a lot of games, but he goes anyways. And then you. You run an ...
NBA
Michael Jordan
New York Knicks
Ahmad Rashad
theblowtorch.blogspot.com - 2 days ago
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Kinda worried, guys. I was reading the Internet
and I came across this poster of Kris Humphries
starring in the documentary New Moon . Clearly this means that Kris Humphries is a werewolf. Clearly, werewolves are dangerous. They are known to eat ...
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Upon Kris Humphries Assuming Wolf Form
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theblowtorch.blogspot.com - 2 days ago
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Last night I was watching some NBA basketball
on television. I was enjoying the Chicago Bulls versus
Sacramento Kings basketball game when Brad Miller decided to drive to the basket . This caused me to have some laughs. Unfortunately, I couldn't ...
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The Annotated Brad Miller Drive
theblowtorch.blogspot.com - 4 days ago
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Wait. I'm for real a Bobcat? Like really?
Like I play for the Bobcats now? That's for
real? Dag, yo. And this my uniform? With like, the stripes but then sometimes no stripes? And this trim stuff that's like 18 different colors? For serious? Dag, ...
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Stephen Jackson Joins the Bobcats
Yeah yeah yeah yeah Joakim got turkey all up in this. We talkin turkey lurkey hidin in the bushes Aerobeds aint got enough cushions. Uh. Bad Boy baby. Who want this turkey? Yeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh boy. Get that turkey, son. When it come November, turkey be oil be rebounds, son. Get that ...
NBA
Joakim Noah
Chicago Bulls
theblowtorch.blogspot.com - 9 days ago
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Brad Miller and sidekick Brian Scalabrine discuss guns,
nicknames, and sprinting.
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The Brad Miller Show - Episode 1
Hey DeShawn. Just wanted to let you know that you have several tattoos on your neck. One of them is Abraham Lincoln. Oh, and there's a couple on your face too. Tattoos. On your face. Just reminding you. One more thing, you were a -25 tonight . Yeah, the Heat scored 25 more points than us when ...
NBA
DeShawn Stevenson
Flip Saunders
Miami Heat
Washington Wizards
Chris! CHRIS! CHRIS! Way to go buddy! You just won NBA Player of the Week for the Western Conference! I'm so proud of you! I cannot stop screaming! Yeah, Chris!!!!!! Congratulations on literally the biggest honor you have ever received in your career, and probably the biggest honor a Clipper ...
NBA
Chris Kaman
Los Angeles Clippers
theblowtorch.blogspot.com - 12 days ago
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Whoops, Adam Morrison got his first picture of
the year taken against your team. It was a
wide open jumper. It went in.
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Here's How Bad the Hornets Are
theblowtorch.blogspot.com - 15 days ago
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You guys know I like to stay up
on trends. That's why I'm so big in to
skateboarding lately. I just really like skitching. It's pretty relaxing. But anyways, one of the big trends so far this year in the NBA is throat tattoos. First DeShawn Stevenson ...
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Considering a Throat Tattoo
Tracking Juwan Howard's ill-fated stint with the Portland Trailblazers... Chill out, Juwan Howard. You don't have to be in every picture during the minuscule time you're on the court. We get it, you're in the NBA. The constant reminders and "did you see me cutting down the lane" is a little ...
NBA
Juwan Howard
Portland Blazers
Andre Miller
PLAY 1 - THE THREE 1. Receive pass 2. Shoot three-pointer 3. Celebrate ------------- PLAY 2 - THE EVERY OTHER TIME 1. Receive pass 2. Pump fake 3. Slow drive to the basket 4. Encounter several defenders 5. Awkward layup 6a. Have sadness 6b. Celebrate
NBA
Brad Miller
Chicago Bulls
theblowtorch.blogspot.com - 13 days ago
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Oh my gosh, you guys. What happened? Ohhh....
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Something Happened During Last Night's ...
theblowtorch.blogspot.com - 19 days ago
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"We Are Clippers" - a poetry slam by
Baron Davis and Eric Gordon - We Are Clippers
Not by choice But by calling (Except Baron - he chose) We Are Clippers Through thick and through thin Through loss and through win But when? When will we win? We ...
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We Are Clippers
theblowtorch.blogspot.com - 17 days ago
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Yo son, you ready to learn some for
real defense and rebounding from me, Joa-Noah? That's what
I call me, son. For real, son. Word is bond, son. First thangs first, dog. Yo, establish that position, son. Like get all up in they guts. You need to be ...
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Joakim Noah Teaches Defense and Rebounding
Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy!!!! Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy!!!! Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy!!!! Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy....?? Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy!!!! Hey.
NBA
Blake Griffin
Mike Dunleavy Sr.
Rick Adelman
Jerry Sloan
Mike Woodson
I've been reticent to mention this because I feel like it might be a little too personal. However, I need all of your help. My wife has been pregnant the last nine months. Last night, our baby was born. Despite my protests, she wouldn't go for the name Bonesaw Michaeljordan Kerby. I don't ...
NBA
Blake Griffin
Dirk Nowitzki
Pau Gasol
LeBron James
Bill Walton
theblowtorch.blogspot.com - 24 days ago
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My brother, my dad, and I got together
to discuss the upcoming season last night. Here's what
we came up with. No thinking, just emotions. Start 9:00 Boston Celtics Really want this team to get punched in the face even though some of their ...
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The Blowtorch's Free Association Every Team Preview
It wasn't the two years of seasoning in Europe that convinced Milwaukee to bring back Ersan Ilyasova, it was the dedication to the Bucks aesthetic that sold them.
