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Well, ya know, when you talk about Carlos
Boozer you're talking about a power forward from Alaska.
Not some Washington insider, he's like you and me. Listen this isn't some Washington insider who isn't Joe Six-Pack. Carlos Boozer does what me and ...
OH MY GOSH, you guys! I HAVE THE BALL in the post in a REAL NBA GAME! This. Is. AWESOME! I cannot WAIT to make the sweetest move, like ever. I mean, like, for real. It's going to be totally rad. Holy cow. I have got to tell Brook. He'll FREAK OUT. He'll be all like, "bro, you were ...
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Robin Lopez
Phoenix Suns
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The Heat have DIRE needs at point guard.
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"Rasheed Wallace went at Kwame Brown full-throttle at
the end of practice Tuesday. It started when Brown
said that he would put Wallace 'in the trunk and lock him up.' Wallace went off. 'There is no way on God's green earth that you can lock me up, ...
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Once again, the NBA's favorite stoner shares invaluable
advice...
Remember the Erik Spoelstra Green Screen Challenge? HUGE SUCCESS. Well, a couple of jacks sent in some Spoelstra goodness. And they're actually very nice. "Spoelstrito" "Erikong" Since it was only these two, I'm keeping my fine linens. ------------- I hope you haven't forgotten about ...
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Erik Spoelstra
Antoine Walker
Memphis Grizzlies
Miami Heat
Oh, hey, big guy. How ya doin?! It's so great to have you in town. This year is going to be GREAT. Now that we finally have some time to sit down, let's talk. WOW, you're so strong! I mean, I bet you're strong enough to carry a team, right? HAHAHA! I'm kidding, Elton! If you even think this ...
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Andre Iguodala
Elton Brand
Philadelphia 76ers
Allen Iverson
Jason Williams retired such a long time ago. I don't know if anyone even really remembers anything about him. Anyways, here's a video of him in high school, playing with Randy Moss. It's a little known fact that they played together in high school. In fact, this is probably the first time ...
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Jason Williams
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Sacramento Kings
Memphis Grizzlies
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Wowsers, Getty. I mean, I'm sure Sean May
isn't terribly happy about being injured so often, but
do you have to rub it in his face? And then to bring his dad in to it? That's just cruel. Hilarious, but cruel.
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We'll always remember the day Antoine Walker crouched
his thousand year-old body in to a defensive stance.
Sure, it was just practice, but still.
BASKETBALL IS HAPPENING AGAIN! Rejoice! And with that comes loves and hates. On one hand, I hate everything about this picture: I despise Damien Wilkins. He's the worst. Literally. He's BY FAR my least favorite player in the league, moreso than even Larry Hughes. Desmond Mason's no great ...
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Memphis Grizzlies
Damien Wilkins
Oklahoma City Thunder
Larry Hughes
Desmond Mason
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Here's another Media Day delight. Erik Spoelstra, the
new Heat coach, was photographed by himself. Ergo, THE
ERIK SPOELSTRA GREEN SCREEN CHALLENGE! Here's a template: And here are my submissions. "Conscience" ------------- "The Temp" Send your ...
The NBA's Media Day is one of my favorite off-season happenings in this beautiful league. Not only do you get unwarranted optimism and occasional lunacy, you also get some of the most hilarious pictures ever. These are the sort of pictures that last a lifetime; that bloggers will post and ...
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New Orleans Hornets
Deron Williams
Charlotte Bobcats
Jose Calderon : Hello! My name is Jose. I like to wear jerseys. Today, I have an American friend in the studio with me. I met him at the Air Canada Centre in Toronto. Do you want to meet him? Do you? Do you? Okay, his name is Chris Bosh and he's ever so friendly. Chris Bosh : Yo, how you ...
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Toronto Raptors
Chris Bosh
Jose Calderon
Air Canada Centre
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I am SO EXCITED to be SHOPPING today!
What a FABOULOUS day for SHOPPING and my Vespa.
I just love Vessy. She's my baby. First things first, I MUST have that new blazer from Louis. Oh, that blazer is to die for. I saw Kanye wearing it and knew I ...
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The Magic have new jerseys this year, as
they seem to do every 3 years or so.
One of their promotional pictures is shown below. My thoughts follow. From left to right: Jersey basketballs rank near jersey t-shirts on the level of horrible NBA ...
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When Gilbert got engaged, he was a little
nervous. Sure, he knew Laura would say yes, but
he'd never asked anyone to marry him before. He'd spent quite a bit of money on his lady's ring, and wanted her to like it. No, he wanted her to love it. ...
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Hi, guys. As you probably already know, I've
been acquired by the Spurs . I just wanted
to take my time to introduce myself to the people of San Antonio and my teammates. The first thing I want to say is, I'm open. All the time. I'm open right now, ...
When Kayne mentioned he'd be playing ball today, I asked him if he'd talk about his experience. Surprisingly, he said yes. Here's his account: YO, I WAS A BALLER TODAY, YO!!!!!!!!!1 Sported the AIR YEEZYS ... you ain't got these on! Lotta people was HATIN' sayin Ye can't ball but I was ...
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Sarah Palin Speaks About Fellow Alaskan Carlos Boozer's ...