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NASCAR ~ Ryan Newman joins Tony Stewart - Finally!
 

Published 5 days ago by churchofthegreatoval at The Church of the Great Oval

I am doing my Happy Dance today! Celebrate! There will be an impromptu party at my house today. BYOB…and anything you might want to eat. Ah ain’t cookin.

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NASCAR ~ Ryan Newman and The Uppity Bastard
 

Published 7 days ago by churchofthegreatoval at The Church of the Great Oval

I kind of like that title, although I do believe that the word “Uppity” should be reserved for Pastor-Goddess-Diva’s. But… oh well. To each his own. Ryan Newman is news again . I refuse to give any attention to this “Where he is going to go? Oh! It must be Stewart-Haas Racing” until I hear it from his or better yet, Krissie’s mouth. So there. I ...

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NASCAR ~ Watkins Glen ~ Kyle Busch wins!!
 

Published 10 days ago by churchofthegreatoval at The Church of the Great Oval

Again. How does he do it?

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NASCAR Nationwide CARFAX 250~Give Kids The World View-A-Thon
 

Published 15 days ago by churchofthegreatoval at The Church of the Great Oval

On August 16, during the CARFAX 250 NASCAR Nationwide series race at Michigan International Speedway, the #20 Old Spice Car will have a new look as it races to help special children from around the world. Give Kids The World, the nonprofit organization that provides week-long, cost-free vacations to Central Florida for children with life-threatening illnesses and their families, will be ...

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NASCAR Birthday Roast for Jeff Gordon and Kyle Busch
 

Published 17 days ago by churchofthegreatoval at The Church of the Great Oval

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NASCAR ~ Carl Edwards wins Pocono
 

Published 17 days ago by churchofthegreatoval at The Church of the Great Oval

Congrats to Carl Edwards for the win at Pocono!

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NASCAR ~ Pocono Astro-Predictions
 

Published 17 days ago by churchofthegreatoval at The Church of the Great Oval

Not only is today Keifer Sutherlund’s first race, he didn’t do his homework before he got on camera. Must have thought there wasn’t too much to know about the sport. He gushed over NASCAR’s historical past. It’s beginnings…local boys on dirt tracks in their home towns, which eventually led them to The Beach. Yeah… Well, that’s part of the ...

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NASCAR Really Stupid Silly Season ~ Ryan Newman signs verbal contract!!
 

Published 20 days ago by churchofthegreatoval at The Church of the Great Oval

Ryan Newman has reached a verbal agreement to drive for Stewart-Haas Racing next season, a NASCAR source close to the situation told ESPN.com on Wednesday. Read more here! Ryan Newman Signs New Deal! Listen to more here! Ryan Newman narrows it down! Strike Joe Gibbs Racing from the list of potential employers for Ryan Newman. Newman’s name has been most prominently ...

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Tony Stewart Fined $10,000, Team Put On Probation, and Buys USAC Presents!
 

Published 22 days ago by churchofthegreatoval at The Church of the Great Oval

Tony Stewart went above and beyond the $10,000 fine coming out of his pocket, and Tony Stewart Racing also was placed on probation for the remainder of the USAC season. The fine and probation were imposed for unsportsmanlike conduct. He ripped a headset off an official or something, rather “Tony-like”. He voluntarily bought the USAC officials new uniforms. What a nice ...

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NASCAR at Indy ~ Congrats Jimmie Johnson
 

Published 23 days ago by churchofthegreatoval at The Church of the Great Oval

NASCAR has announced an internal investigation to try and determine the source of a widespread rumor. The sanctioning body released this official statement: “It has come to our attention that many people within the NASCAR community, as well our fans worldwide, were under the impression that the annual ‘Allstate 400 at the Brickyard’ was held yesterday and that Jimmie Johnson was the ...

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NASCAR Astro-Predictions ~ Allstate 400 at The Brickyard
 

Published 26 days ago by churchofthegreatoval at The Church of the Great Oval

Here are the pertinent Driver’s with significant aspects for The Brickyard. I see a lot of impatience and tempers. There are five outstanding ’scopes this week, Jeff Gordon, Dale Jr., Jeff Burton and Tony Stewart, and Juan Pablo Montoya. The Moon is Void of Course in Aries until 4:30 EST. Aries is the sign of the Ram. Expect Ram in Rut behaviors until then. The Moon VC will ...

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NASCAR Astro-Predictions ~ Allstate 400 at The Brickyard-Matt Kenseth, Jimmie Johnson
 

Published 26 days ago by churchofthegreatoval at The Church of the Great Oval

Matt Kenseth and Jimmie Johnson have both gor Major Transits entering the picture, which I believe will affect them through The Chase. These aspects are signifant, not only in racing, but in the lives of these two men. Matt Kenseth, born 10 March 1972 Chiron Square Mars valid through Jan. 2009 Valid during many months: During this time you should be careful and keep a tight rein on ...

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NASCAR Astro-Prediction’s ~ Ryan Newman and Tony Stewart ~ Career Comparison Chart
 

Published 27 days ago by churchofthegreatoval at The Church of the Great Oval

Tony Stewart, born 20 May 1971 Ryan Newman, born 8 December 1977 Short Report - Partnership and Career for Tony Stewart, born on 20 May 1971 and Ryan Newman, born on 8 December 1977 Sun in the Tenth House A relationship with composite Sun in the tenth house is likely to be a significant one. First of all, this position indicates that ...

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NASCAR Bloggers ~ Happy Birthday Diecast Dude!
 

Published 28 days ago by churchofthegreatoval at The Church of the Great Oval

MySpace Countdown Clocks Today is Jerry Wilson’s 49th Birthday. You know what that means… The Diecast Dude will be joining those of us Oldster’s that have already passed the mark. We will probably hear the lamentings and wisdom of nearly reaching that major mile stone for awhile, at his personal blog, Goldfish and Clowns. Jerry has been a dear frend to me through ...

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NASCAR Rumors ~ Tony Stewart and Ryan Newman Duo to finally be confessed?
 

Published 29 days ago by churchofthegreatoval at The Church of the Great Oval

True Confessions? NASCAR has announced that Tony Stewart will be conducting a teleconferance at 2 PM today. Ryan Newman is also doing a CAM teleconference for NASCAR at 3 p.m. today. Sounds like they are going to beat the press’s guess of an announcement on Friday at Indy. I tend to get sick of writing real NASCAR news during Silly Season, so at The Church Tabernacle , we made ...

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