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Chicago Cubs Make Difficult New Years’ Resolutions
Chicago Cubs Make Difficult New Years’ Resolutions
thecubsbrickyard.com — (Chicago, IL) - 2009 is here, and with it comes joy, celebration, and of course, hope. The... year is expected to be one full of hope, ushered in by, among other things, new President Barack Obama. When Obama won victory in November, he took it all in ... (more) Chicago Cubs Make Difficult New Years’ Resolutions
3 versus 1 Celtics/Cavs Series Just Seems Unfair
thecubsbrickyard.com — (Boston, MA) - The NBA playoffs are in full swing, and the big matchup that everyone wants... to see is finally taking place. The Cleveland Cavaliers versus the Boston Celtics. Lebron James versus the Celtic Three - Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, and ... (more) 3 versus 1 Celtics/Cavs Series Just Seems Unfair
Cubs Teammates Sad to See Kerry Wood and Mark DeRosa's Wives Leave
Cubs Teammates Sad to See Kerry Wood and Mark DeRosa's Wives Leave
thecubsbrickyard.com — Funny parody article about the real reason the Chicago Cubs had a tough time saying goodbye to... Kerry Wood and Mark DeRosa: their hot wives. (more) Cubs Teammates Sad to See Kerry Wood and Mark DeRosa's ...
Citing Lack of Testicle-Grabbing Production from Felix Pie, Cubs Sign Jim Edmonds
Citing Lack of Testicle-Grabbing Production from Felix Pie, Cubs Sign Jim Edmonds
thecubsbrickyard.com — (Chicago, IL) - Early Wednesday morning, the Chicago Cubs signed center fielder Jim Edmonds, who had been... released just days earlier by the San Diego Padres. The move will displace youngster Felix Pie, who had finally started to put up solid ... (more) Citing Lack of Testicle-Grabbing Production from Felix ...
Ronnie “Woo Woo” Wickers Genuinely Surprised the Tribune Company Rejected His $4 Offer for the Cubs
Ronnie “Woo Woo” Wickers Genuinely Surprised the Tribune Company Rejected His $4 Offer for the Cubs
thecubsbrickyard.com — (Chicago, IL) - Last week the current owner of the Chicago Cubs, the Tribune Company, finally announced... that they had selected a winner of the bidding process to purchase the team: Tom Ricketts, whose family owns discount brokerage TD ... (more) Ronnie “Woo Woo” Wickers Genuinely Surprised the Tribune ...
Cubs Dugout Gatorade Machine: I Never Should Have Slept With Zambrano’s Wife
Cubs Dugout Gatorade Machine: I Never Should Have Slept With Zambrano’s Wife
thecubsbrickyard.com — (Chicago, IL) - In just three days, the Chicago Cubs dugout has seen its share of tantrums.... On Monday, it was starting pitcher Ryan Dempster who blew up after a poor performance and took it out on various dugout equipment, including the team’s ... (more) Cubs Dugout Gatorade Machine: I Never Should Have Slept ...
Chicago Cubs: “Actually, we were scouting Pedro’s midget friend”
Chicago Cubs: “Actually, we were scouting Pedro’s midget friend”
thecubsbrickyard.com — (Santa Louisa, D.R.) - This Major League Baseball season has been unusual in a number of regards,... but one notable oddity is the number of players that remain unsigned, even as we approach July. One such player still looking for a job is former Cy ... (more) Chicago Cubs: “Actually, we were scouting Pedro’s midget ...