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Stay Classy, Crew Front Office
fakesigi.com — Nothing says "classy" like not informing players they've been left off the protected list or contacting them... once they've been selected by another team . [Alejandro] Moreno was told he was left off the Crew’s protected list by former road roommate Stefani Miglioranzi and as of late this ... (more) Stay Classy, Crew Front Office
MLS Expansion Draft Selections
fakesigi.com — From du Nord : Jordan Harvey - Colorado Rapids Andrew Jacobson - DC United Brad Knighton -... New England Revolution Sebastian LeToux - Seattle Sounders Stefani Miglioranzi - Los Angeles Galaxy Alejandro Moreno - Columbus Crew David Myrie - Chicago Fire Shea Salinas - San Jose Earthquakes Shavar ... (more) MLS Expansion Draft Selections
A couple articles on the Soccer Hall of Fame crisis
fakesigi.com — First up, ESPN (via Jack Huckel ). There's not a lot of new information in this article,... but it does confirm relocation is a possibility: "The board's still talking, is what it boils down to," [museum and archives director Jack] Huckel added. "And we're kind of frustrated by that because we ... (more) A couple articles on the Soccer Hall of Fame crisis
Ives also lets loose over Hamlett's dismissal
fakesigi.com — Ives Galarcep decided today would be a good day to castrate Fire ownership and management over killing... off Denis Hamlett : You will hear Fire officials say that it was a matter of wanting a new direction, and you'll hear rumblings that a lack of trophies did in Hamlett, but you won't hear that ... (more) Ives also lets loose over Hamlett's dismissal
Chris Costello's take on the firing of Denis Hamlett
fakesigi.com — I recently re-upped my subscription to the soccer portion of notabbot.com , and Chris Costello rewards with... a fairly scathing post on Chicago Fire Confidential's coverage of Denis Hamlett's dismissal from the Chicago Fire head coach job (with a side swipe at Tom Dunmore more good measure):  ... (more) Chris Costello's take on the firing of Denis Hamlett
Best US Soccer Blogs Competition 2009
fakesigi.com — Head on over to US Soccer's site to vote for the best US soccer blog of 2009... . There's a lot of good in the nominees, but some head scratching as well. It looks to me as though the actual web design might be an element of the evaluation process, as almost all the entrants have put some effort ... (more) Best US Soccer Blogs Competition 2009
Blog Death Watch: Premier League Tales
fakesigi.com — Looks like Ollie Irish is no longer blogging at BigSoccer. His name's been removed from the heading... and he hasn't posted since October . Too bad. On his day he was quite good. I'm not combing through his twitter account to find out what happened, but I'm guessing he's doing his thing back at " ... (more) Blog Death Watch: Premier League Tales
End of year review and reader feedback
fakesigi.com — So now seems like as good a time as any to take stock of where this site... is and solicit some reader feedback. The goal this year was to have fun and explore topics relevant to MLS and WPS in depth. I also wanted to post regularly, build up an audience, and see where that took us. I also made the ... (more) End of year review and reader feedback
Thoughts on MLS Cup
fakesigi.com — Well, Real Sigi's out of the hospital, and we couldn't get enough waivers for the guest posters... to come in, so we're back at it. Sort of. So, I guess I'm supposed to have a reaction to the MLS Cup Final. If you'll notice, I conveniently didn't have a WPS final followup, either. Rest assured, I ... (more) Thoughts on MLS Cup
Real Sigi Schmid Hospitalized
fakesigi.com — All of us here at Fake Sigi Industries wish Real Sigi a fast and complete recovery from... pneumonia . We blame MLS for putting him out on a dinghy with the MLS Cup . At any rate, since Fake Sigi feels the same pain that Real Sigi does, we're going have some guest posters this week until the Fake ... (more) Real Sigi Schmid Hospitalized
For a taste of how the world has changed
fakesigi.com — Surf on over to Mgoblog, where Brian's sorrow at the University of Michigan's football season is intertwined... with that of Ireland's fall to France. (more) For a taste of how the world has changed
OMFG I'm a prophet
fakesigi.com — Earlier today, me, narcissistically posting in Pitch Invasion's Sweeper, which was awesome enough to link to me... three times, and oh, yeah, had a bit about the depressing match fixing revelations coming out of Europe : Anyway, Declan Hill is working on his “told you so” blog entry right now.  ... (more) OMFG I'm a prophet
Mark McCullers Interview & Crew Stadium Financials
fakesigi.com — Really good interview with Mark McCullers by Columbus Alive's Chris Deville . Are you watching, Grant Wahl?... The whole thing is pretty good, particularly if you're a Crew fan, but the best part for me was the comment on youth development: But if [the youth we develop] sign other professional ... (more) Mark McCullers Interview & Crew Stadium Financials
I also hate stuff like this
fakesigi.com — Getting autographed scarves from Kasey Keller in random places turns into a crappy promotion for a crappy... beer. Gag me. Keller's web page reads: "Where in Belltown can you grab a Bud Light, a burger with sweet potato french fries and watch a ton of sports?" (more) I also hate stuff like this
What a terrible Garber interview by Grant Wahl
What a terrible Garber interview by Grant Wahl
fakesigi.com — How is this guy one of the best regarded soccer writers in America? He's sure as hell... not a good interviewer : SI.com: Without being too self-conscious about it, I wanted to ask you what you thought of my book, The Beckham Experiment? I mean, honestly. And check out the picture Wahl posted on ... (more) What a terrible Garber interview by Grant Wahl
On Shawn Francis and the new MLS Insider blog
On Shawn Francis and the new MLS Insider blog
fakesigi.com — A few weeks back it made the news that Shawn Francis, purveyor of "The Offside Rules" would... be making the jump to MLS to act in an editorial role for their new digital media initiative. Earlier this week, the first public fruits of that hire were unveiled with the new MLS Insider blog . I have ... (more) On Shawn Francis and the new MLS Insider blog
The other thing they made me do today
The other thing they made me do today
fakesigi.com — I don't even want to talk about it. Not cool, guys.... (more) The other thing they made me do today
Apparently I'm the punctuation police today
Apparently I'm the punctuation police today
fakesigi.com — So what did I spend today doing? Bringing the rest of you up to snuff. First I... had to correct Wilt on when Columbus Crew Stadium was built and how much it cost in his "Top 20 MLS Stadia" post (it was completed in 1999 at a reported cost of around $27 million [ Ed. Although Wikipedia says $28.5 ... (more) Apparently I'm the punctuation police today
A good argument to pay Schelotto the big money
fakesigi.com — We already knew this, but Avoiding the Drop crunches some numbers to show how Guillermo was the... most productive and economical designated player in the league last year : He had more goals (14), more combined goals and assists (17), and – probably the biggest factor for the Crew – was the ... (more) A good argument to pay Schelotto the big money
MLS Expansion Draft Rules Set
fakesigi.com — A lot like last year. Teams can protect 11 players, must protect up to 3 international players... if they have them (although if a team has 3 or less they can leave at least one unprotected); designated players, generation adidas and home grown players do not have to be protected (unless a DP has ... (more) MLS Expansion Draft Rules Set
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